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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789467 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16065 on: April 17, 2019, 08:31:58 pm »

I missed the snow. That is another RP reason to push the charge. It could be a sign of the favor of Isogdod, the Winter Goddess we helped build a temple for.
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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16066 on: April 17, 2019, 08:33:59 pm »

A Until mobile artillery is brought into the equation, CHAAAAAAARRRGE!
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16067 on: April 17, 2019, 11:23:59 pm »

B I can see why A is a popular choice but I'm going to keep my vote with caution for now. I think the Damdamian scum have the advantage if it comes to who could resupply the most manpower so conserving our forces might be for the best.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16068 on: April 18, 2019, 01:01:04 am »

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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16069 on: April 18, 2019, 01:01:41 am »

A
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Pavellius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16070 on: April 18, 2019, 09:02:25 am »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16071 on: April 24, 2019, 03:33:04 pm »

You send your cavalry off to chase down the Damdamian scum!

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While your commanders led the horsemen properly, it was Danus' martial expertise that allowed him to regroup his rear and make an effective counter against your attack. Many Damdamians are trampled, but many more Methiantese horsemen do not return, or return without their precious horses, leading to four hundred casualties on your side.

A) We pursue them anyway, till they return from whence they came!
B) We retreat to the capital and wait.
C) We regroup at the castles for now.
D) Danus is in retreat, we ride into Eval to face Caius!
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16072 on: April 24, 2019, 03:41:33 pm »

A - Gotta make sure they're properly dealt with before we move on to Caeus.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16073 on: April 24, 2019, 04:28:34 pm »

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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16074 on: April 24, 2019, 07:46:35 pm »

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Pavellius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16075 on: April 24, 2019, 10:56:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16076 on: April 25, 2019, 07:36:10 am »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16077 on: April 25, 2019, 01:28:56 pm »

You decide to pursue Danus' fleeing forces.

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Two days later, you catch them on plains, with two small forests flanking Danus' positions. The general himself seems to realize that you will be soon upon him, and stopped his army, and reversed the ranks, preparing for a pitched battle.

Officers clamor for direct action, for your possess both the numbers and the morale, they say.

A) Onwards, we strike forward, we strike hard!
B) No, let's make a defensive camp and wait for his men to come for us.
C) Let's send some troops and horsemen to harass enemy flanks first.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2019, 01:34:38 pm by Haspen »
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16078 on: April 25, 2019, 01:31:28 pm »

"You catch them on plains, with two small glades flanking Danus' positions."

I thought a glade was a clearing in the middle of a forest, so this sentence confuses me.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16079 on: April 25, 2019, 01:34:18 pm »

"You catch them on plains, with two small glades flanking Danus' positions."

I thought a glade was a clearing in the middle of a forest, so this sentence confuses me.

Yes I derp from tiredness, I fix.
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SigFlags!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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