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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787543 times)

auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16050 on: April 08, 2019, 03:53:33 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16051 on: April 14, 2019, 04:40:58 am »

You decide to engage Danus and his army!

It takes few days for your troops to arrive in vicinity of the besieged fortifications. Danus' army is just few hours away, nested nicely on hills and forests, spread in area between three forts.

Your officers discuss with you the options.

A) We split into three and assault all of Danus' camps at once!
B) We find a defensive position and then wait.
C) We strike the center and deliver a crushing blow to his army!
D) We strike at one flank, better not overextend ourselves.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16052 on: April 14, 2019, 05:36:06 am »

D - It worked last time. Let's defeat him in detail
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16053 on: April 14, 2019, 12:30:57 pm »

Defeat in detail
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16054 on: April 14, 2019, 01:15:16 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16055 on: April 14, 2019, 11:52:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16056 on: April 15, 2019, 01:45:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16057 on: April 15, 2019, 08:22:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16058 on: April 17, 2019, 02:50:24 pm »

You lead the troops against the Danus' flank!

As your attack commences, chilly winds and dark clouds bring in a snowfall that dampens and prevents Fireblood weaponry from being fired.

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You fall upon the flank of Danus' forces, the mass of your men impacting a much smaller encampment. The Damdamians put up a valiant effort, but Methiantese superiority is easily assured. Corpses fall to the ground, five Damdamians per each Methiantese.

War horns of Damdamia quickly make you realize that Danus realized the danger and has begun a quick reorganization of the troops, to face you in field combat.

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Now the numbers of fighting Damdamians are greater, but overall still smaller than numbers of your army.

But even that does not help Danus in protracted combat! Your mighty Army falls against it, and the meat grinder that follows thins out the ranks of Damdamians with terrifying ease.

After an hour of fighting, the beaten Damdamians retreat under the sounds of their horns. Banners and flags of Danus' main camp already flutter far in the distance, the proud Damdamian general having retreated at the front of his troops.

The officers celebrate the victory, and some call to send cavalry in pursuit of the beaten heathens!

A) After them, turn the snow red with blood!
B) No! We rest, recuperate, and wait.
C) I will personally see the Damdamian cowards dead!!
« Last Edit: April 17, 2019, 02:53:11 pm by Haspen »
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16059 on: April 17, 2019, 03:19:45 pm »

A - If we can turn this retreat into a rout, then we wont have to worry about this particular army for a while
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16060 on: April 17, 2019, 04:13:50 pm »

A

Charging an organized retreat may not end well, but it would be prudent to finish these guys if possible.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16061 on: April 17, 2019, 04:23:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16062 on: April 17, 2019, 04:25:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16063 on: April 17, 2019, 05:05:33 pm »

B

The numerical casualties inflicted in this war have been less than I expected from the battle accounts; therefore I don't think we're near to finishing them off just now despite the clear victory. We've been at our best when choosing our moments with care, not when charging.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16064 on: April 17, 2019, 07:45:03 pm »

We have fireblood infantry & normal cav. Given the snow is dampening the guns, this is a prime environment for our cav.
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