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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787494 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16080 on: April 25, 2019, 02:44:22 pm »

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My Martial trait says that Danus's Martial trait my have spied the woods before we got here and prepared something. Let's poke the sides first, as a precaution.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16081 on: April 25, 2019, 03:17:28 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16082 on: April 25, 2019, 03:23:05 pm »

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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16083 on: April 25, 2019, 03:54:15 pm »

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Pavellius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16084 on: April 25, 2019, 05:24:44 pm »

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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16085 on: April 25, 2019, 05:34:04 pm »

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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16086 on: April 26, 2019, 01:42:38 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16087 on: April 26, 2019, 05:02:36 pm »

You order an attack against the flanks!

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The Damdamians begin their bombardment from inside the forests at the flanks, but the fire is inaccurate, and ultimately, ineffective! Your soldiers swarm the hidden positions of the Damdamian defenders, putting great pressure on the flanks of the central columns.

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This in turn allows the main force of your Army to strike the Danus' frontlines!

The melee that follows is even bloodier than the one during the previous battle, and corpses pile in the snow and mud in great numbers.

And just like before, the enemy is routed, and the Damdamian horns sound a retreat. This time it is more disorderly, the survivors of Methiantese wrath too afraid for their lives to follow commands of their officers it seems.

Scouts and agents bring you even greater news; apparently some saw Danus and his horse disappear during the melee, and as he was not spotted amongst retreating columns, many believe that he was slain during the melee. With him included, the dead of this battle would amount of over eight thousand, almost three-fourths of that on Damdamian side.

Your officers quickly inform you that they do not wish to pursue Damdamians. "Sire, victories are great but the pace and lack of care for our own casualties is showing," says one of them, "We need to rest and recuperate, as the two thousands of our sick and wounded will soon be dead and rotting instead!"

A) "No, we sail forth to crush the remainder of Danus soldiers in another, and final, battle!"
B) "No, we sail forth to liberate Eval from Damdamian invaders at once!"
C) "Agreed."
« Last Edit: April 26, 2019, 05:07:35 pm by Haspen »
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16088 on: April 26, 2019, 05:04:33 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16089 on: April 26, 2019, 05:31:33 pm »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16090 on: April 26, 2019, 05:50:32 pm »

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Science is Meta gaming IRL. Humans are cheating fucks.

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16091 on: April 26, 2019, 07:05:14 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16092 on: April 26, 2019, 07:05:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16093 on: April 26, 2019, 08:31:58 pm »

C But we will be in constant trench warfare in 20 years.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #16094 on: April 26, 2019, 09:25:17 pm »

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