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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788286 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12705 on: July 06, 2018, 09:12:12 pm »

B
A
A
A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12706 on: July 06, 2018, 09:15:28 pm »

A - Not quite yet.
C
B
- First I want to try bribing Lametania back to our sphere of influence.
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12707 on: July 06, 2018, 10:26:51 pm »

B A B B

Let's take down lametania and make peace with the nearby damnedians that might come to their aid.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12708 on: July 07, 2018, 07:31:02 am »

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Once again, you shall seek services of a Sorceress.

1182 AD, Spring

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The selling of fine quality silver crafts made by your craftsmen brought many profits this year!

1182 AD, Mid-Spring

Treason! Or is it?

Three nights ago, one of the Spymaster's agents have attended a wedding party of a young noble couple, which Deathan was also attending.

The conversation between the nobles, after many hours of dancing and many goblets of wine, slipped to the politics of the future at one point, and someone asked Deathan, if - hypothetically - Methiant falls to foreign influence or into hands of some tyrant, woudl he rise in rebellion and take the throne for himself to bring stability to the Empire and restore the rule of Yoean dynasty. Deathan, by then quite drunk, said 'yes', and noblemen who asked him this question, half-jokingly, pledged their support to him.

The Spymaster decided not to ignore this and reported to you right away.

A) He is conspiring to rebel against me! Execute him!
B) Tighten security around him and his noblemen friends. He is plotting something.
C) Drunken schemings don't scare me.
D) Time to talk the youth down, lest he grows too bold!
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12709 on: July 07, 2018, 07:36:42 am »

D
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12710 on: July 07, 2018, 07:42:27 am »

D
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12711 on: July 07, 2018, 08:34:38 am »

D nice talk never killed anyone
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12712 on: July 07, 2018, 09:02:22 am »

D

we have a big stick, but let's try speaking softly first.
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Science is Meta gaming IRL. Humans are cheating fucks.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12713 on: July 07, 2018, 09:45:27 am »

D

Lets test the CHA jewelry.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12714 on: July 07, 2018, 10:11:00 am »

You decide to talk Deathan down, so you visit his quarters.

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You speak with him about the noblemen party and he blushes, admitting that he wasn't really paying attention to what they were saying and once they pledged support, he was too embarassed (and too drunk) to do anything.

As he speaks, you detect a certain unpleasant smell. It comes from... Deathan?

A) This is the stench of fear, for he fears what can I do. A proper reaction, to be honest.
B) This is the odour of unwashed male. Gotta berate him for being a slob, he won't find a spouse like that!
C) This is the smell of spilled alcohol. Since when he has his own stash of Springwine?
« Last Edit: July 07, 2018, 10:20:36 am by Haspen »
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12715 on: July 07, 2018, 10:15:53 am »

C?

I am a bit surprised by this. People tend to like us right? Not against D, since it would be good for him to explain just what his intents are. Especially since no one is doubting our regal authority.

Sniped by an update.

B

We are the mother to our people. See our son get a bath!
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12716 on: July 07, 2018, 10:20:15 am »

A
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12717 on: July 07, 2018, 10:24:05 am »

C

It wouldn't do for our... Brother in law? (I think.) To become a drunkard.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12718 on: July 07, 2018, 10:50:36 am »

I have returned! And would just like to say I am enjoying this so far, just got to the part where the Advisor makes the boy old with the ray and I'm pretty sure I know the reference.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12719 on: July 07, 2018, 10:53:02 am »

I have returned! And would just like to say I am enjoying this so far, just got to the part where the Advisor makes the boy old with the ray and I'm pretty sure I know the reference.

Criken vids best vids.

* Haspen hifives.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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