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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788247 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12690 on: July 06, 2018, 08:43:31 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12691 on: July 06, 2018, 08:55:00 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12692 on: July 06, 2018, 09:05:18 am »

A, gods don't help anyone that tries to rely on them solely.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12693 on: July 06, 2018, 01:36:36 pm »

I think that this thing of choosing to pray means that the kid will die, but at least there won't be sucession problems against Doge by our sad daughter

oh damn A and if he give a good job let's hire him as a court physician
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12694 on: July 06, 2018, 05:51:54 pm »

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You pray to the Pantheon gods the hardest you ever did. You beg the god of Healing, the god of Children, god of Death, and several others.

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Alas, the next morning, the Advisor has to pry the cold hand of Rinilda from the grip of your fingers. Neither the court medics nor the prayers saved your daughter's life. She is pale, she is asleep, and she looks very, very peaceful now.

1181 AD, End of the Year

You let out a sigh when the Advisor piles the Scrolls of Kingdom Status on your desk. You unravel the vellum and begin reading on the numbers.

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Happiness: 8
Population: 6
Economy: 8
Army: 10!
Imp.Authority: +2

"My Empress! Methiant is at its greatest peaks since, well, quite a while! Your subjects are happy, the Treasury is filled with wealth, and the massive Imperial Army is conducting drills every day to drive their combat preparedness beyond any standard. The officers claim that it would be a waste of opportunity if we wouldn't test our steel and Fireblood against someone - any pretext would work with them, they say!"

A) No war, we're champions of peace.
B) Time to kick the Lametanians down a notch.
C) About time Parsians are brought down to their knees.
D) Let's fight the Eldricans and put Graine in charge of Koi afterwards!
E) Damedian preachers are using Rucus as a gate - time to shut it close!
F) -

"Meanwhile, the peoples of Methiant prepared some monetary donations for the state, lady Empress."

A) "Let them have it."
B) -
C) "I will build myself a statue with that coin!"

"And the Treasurer believes that we ought to spend some of the accumulated money on something, lest the metal coins accrue all sort of junk on them!"

A) Sponsor creation of an bronze-cast statue of yourself!
B) Send a lavish gift to one of neighbouring countries.
C) Time to ask the dwarves to commission us a powerful artifact of sorts!
D) -
E) Seek the services of a traveling and powerful Sorceress.
F) Expand the budget of the Army, so it can maintain even greater numbers.

"Any Edicts this year, Lady Empress?"

A) "Per usual."
B) "Sure thing!"

The Advisor then rolls open the map of Methiant and local region for you, but there doesn't seem to be any actual changes made to it this year.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12695 on: July 06, 2018, 05:55:56 pm »

A C A B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12696 on: July 06, 2018, 05:56:36 pm »

4 votes mister V:
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12697 on: July 06, 2018, 06:04:18 pm »

A, A, C, A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12698 on: July 06, 2018, 06:07:51 pm »

We've never built the statues before, and if nothing else we can go down as the good queen who has her face all over the place.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12699 on: July 06, 2018, 06:09:54 pm »

A A E A
« Last Edit: July 06, 2018, 06:20:59 pm by Criptfeind »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12700 on: July 06, 2018, 06:17:34 pm »

AAEA

The dwarves built a rainbow scepter to control rains in Methiant. Perhaps they can build something similiar to control poison dust storms in Orcworld.

Edit: I also wish we had to option to try and ask our husband if we could march through Cydwyl to attack Albion. They have a bunch of resources that we could use.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12701 on: July 06, 2018, 06:23:39 pm »

If we want an artifact to fight the dust storm, I wonder if the sorceress isn't the better idea, when we got an artifact from her, we were allowed to specify the effect it would have.

Also if we make orcworld habitable on the back of dwarven magics that means we risk loosing a chunk of our kingdom and god knows how many people dying next time they get offended by us.

I'm swapping my vote to sorceress because although going statue mad was funny it clearly wasn't going to win, and if people are interested in such an artifact I'd support it over the other options.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12702 on: July 06, 2018, 06:25:44 pm »

If we want an artifact to fight the dust storm, I wonder if the sorceress isn't the better idea, when we got an artifact from her, we were allowed to specify the effect it would have.

Also if we make orcworld habitable on the back of dwarven magics that means we risk loosing a chunk of our kingdom and god knows how many people dying next time they get offended by us.

I'm swapping my vote to sorceress because although going statue mad was funny it clearly wasn't going to win, and if people are interested in such an artifact I'd support it over the other options.

You know, I had the exact same thought, but went with the dwarf option because there was already a vote for it, but since you changed your vote, I'll change mine.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12703 on: July 06, 2018, 07:34:39 pm »

ACAB
need more statues
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« Reply #12704 on: July 06, 2018, 08:28:38 pm »

A,A,E,A
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