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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777041 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12735 on: July 08, 2018, 05:56:29 am »

You consider who - or what - could've sent a magical talking owl.

"Are you messenger of the Sorceress?" The bird hoo-hoo's in agitation, flapping its wings.

"Foo-l! I am messenger of the Wizards, and I bring a message from the ones concerned about your wellbeing." The bird flies away from cranellations and perches on the tiled roof of the tower. It is clad in shadows, its eyes glowing golden.

"In your pursuit of magical trinkets, you're letting the chaotic powers of Sorceresses run wild around the place."

"I'm not exactly sure what you're implying, bird." The owl hoo-hoos at you again.

"You're treading on thin ice, is what would a human say. The more you associate with Sorceresses, the thinner the ice gets. Pay attention it doesn't crash under your weight."

A) "I'm afraid of nothing, silly bird!"
B) "I will consider the Wizards' warning."
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12736 on: July 08, 2018, 05:58:15 am »

B

Okay, sorry wizards. We'll be good...

Can we cancel the call for the sorceress as well Haspen? Or at least ask the bird about it.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2018, 06:08:02 am by Criptfeind »
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12737 on: July 08, 2018, 06:08:08 am »

B.

If a Sorceress answers our call, we will not risk her wrath by turning her away. But we will gladly refrain from inviting any more. Tell the Owl as much and thank it for the warning.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12739 on: July 08, 2018, 06:16:17 am »

Could we maybe ask for some clarification on what disaster we're actually courting? Because I appreciate the warning but it would be nice to have a useful warning.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12740 on: July 08, 2018, 06:21:01 am »

B
So no more asking for for a sorceress, got it.
And yes, some clarification as to what the disaster is would be nice.
Then again, Wizards.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12741 on: July 08, 2018, 06:51:56 am »

B
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12742 on: July 08, 2018, 07:40:55 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12743 on: July 08, 2018, 08:06:04 am »

B Oh well, dwarfs it is for magical artifacts from now on. Maybe we could get some armor so we can go into battle Jeanne D'arc style
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12744 on: July 08, 2018, 08:49:28 am »

B

Wise owls are wise.
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12745 on: July 08, 2018, 08:58:50 am »

B
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12746 on: July 08, 2018, 11:21:09 am »

B I wish we could get a court wizard. Those wizards are always lookin' out for us.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12747 on: July 08, 2018, 01:21:16 pm »

oh damn, so we call sorcerer and shit happen

we don't call sorcerers and the magic dissipates

our objectives are hard to achieve

C So how to maintain the beauty of magic in our kingdom from fading away, or how can we make humans magic again like the tales of old? Tech give us confort but it's so grey and sad oh wise bird, how can we proceed?
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12748 on: July 08, 2018, 01:27:14 pm »

^ If you could answer this mystical wizard owl it would be quite helpful Indeed. I mean even if mystical wizard owl decides to not give us any answer then we'll just have to keep trying! Honorable Luathbasian Monarchy, Pantheonism, and Magic is what I strive for in this game! That and protecting Hurthlings... cause Hurthlings are adorable.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12749 on: July 08, 2018, 01:28:43 pm »

tbh magic in general can go fuck itself.
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