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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777050 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12720 on: July 07, 2018, 10:53:41 am »

It wouldn't do for our... Brother in law? (I think.) To become a drunkard.

C

Especially one with so much more potential than Saenn.
Too drunk to know when people are enlisting you in an uprising against your sister-in-law and one of the most popular rulers ever is too drunk, full stop.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12721 on: July 07, 2018, 10:55:22 am »

I think we are picking a negative trait for this guy.

I'm going to vote A. If he is a coward, he wont do stupid shit like a drunk, and we can still marry him off.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12722 on: July 07, 2018, 10:55:43 am »

I have returned! And would just like to say I am enjoying this so far, just got to the part where the Advisor makes the boy old with the ray and I'm pretty sure I know the reference.

Criken vids best vids.

* Haspen hifives.
*Returns hifive*
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12723 on: July 07, 2018, 12:14:47 pm »

A
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12724 on: July 08, 2018, 04:40:34 am »

A
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12725 on: July 08, 2018, 04:56:31 am »

Clearly, the boy is weak and easily pushed into obedience. Good for you in general, mayhaps not so good for him, if he ever gets into position of power that's it.



Congratulations! Deathan gains meek negative trait!



1182 AD, Summer

Interesting report arrives from the court Priest.

It seems that over the years, the influence of religions other than Pantheon has been steadily dropping. More and more Methiantese subjects embrace the old faith, worshipping the myraid of Gods and Goddesses. Whole families, who were once devout Alldiviners or Singularists for generations, return under the Pantheon umbrella, receiving a warm welcome.

A) As it should be.
B) This is troubling.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2018, 05:25:26 am by Haspen »
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12726 on: July 08, 2018, 05:10:59 am »

I think Ruberta is a Pantheonist convert herself, right? Ergo, A.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12727 on: July 08, 2018, 05:18:01 am »

A

they are free to worship anything, but this is rather convenient.
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Science is Meta gaming IRL. Humans are cheating fucks.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12728 on: July 08, 2018, 05:27:06 am »

A
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12729 on: July 08, 2018, 05:29:10 am »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12730 on: July 08, 2018, 05:45:31 am »

You decide that having a religious majority can't hurt. In fact, you could use that to your advantage (and so can the Pantheonist high clergy).

1182 AD, Midsummer

During this quite warm evening, you decide to walk around the top towers to enjoy the breeze and look at the perfectly cloudless, star-lit sky.

The peaceful moment is ruined because some owl perches on the cranellations and looks down at you. It is silvery with tips of its feathers being black.

"Aren't you a greedy one, hoo-hoo." You nearly backflip due to this unexpected talk from the damned feathered ball of fluff.

A) Evacuate from the tower immediately.
B) Stare back at the impertinent owl.
C) Try to a start a conversation with the wise bird.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12731 on: July 08, 2018, 05:47:14 am »

B - Crazy birds
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12732 on: July 08, 2018, 05:47:25 am »

C what can go wrong
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12733 on: July 08, 2018, 05:47:29 am »

C
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12734 on: July 08, 2018, 05:47:43 am »

C. This has something to do with our attempt to summon a sorceress. Let us see what is up.
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