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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776245 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6765 on: January 31, 2018, 04:16:33 pm »

A - our spies have magic cloaks and we have no money.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6766 on: January 31, 2018, 04:17:21 pm »

A
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6767 on: January 31, 2018, 04:18:32 pm »

A
Maaaaybe this'll work out a bit better this time?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6768 on: January 31, 2018, 04:23:50 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6769 on: January 31, 2018, 04:33:42 pm »

You decide to send spies to do some dirty work against the uncles. Nothing overt, nothing public.

The council ends and you grimace.

1139 AD, Summer

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You've heard that Cidric had lost few and won few battles, overall a net score of nothing.

But soon the tide might turn in his favor; a keep where food was stored for the rebels experienced a random blaze. One of the uncles had the unfortunate distinction of breaking his neck on a set of stairs in his own manor. And finally, a large troop of mercenaries abandoned the rebels' cause. All this in a span of a month.

1139 AD, Autumn

The last three months were particularily dreadful for you. Your sons have begun to meddle more in your rulings, and your courtiers are listening to them. Houlandin and Leath are coordinating with the Spymaster, while you're enjoying a nice summer vacation off work. It is rather cathartic, you have to admit.

It seems you've spent most of the time with...

A) Your old friend, darkness, lurking in the back of your mind.
B) Certain vintage of red wine, a delicious and refreshing beverage it is.
C) That one brown-haired maiden, young but wise, what was her name again?...
D) Alldivines in the local temple, listening to choirs and preachings of their priests.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6770 on: January 31, 2018, 04:35:50 pm »

D

Probably yelling at the sky, "Why does no one in my family ever love me?!"
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6771 on: January 31, 2018, 04:37:29 pm »

B - The only one who loved us was Esta, and she was murdered on the word of her own brother. This is definitely the time to sink into alcoholism.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6772 on: January 31, 2018, 04:38:53 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6773 on: January 31, 2018, 04:47:08 pm »

D!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6774 on: January 31, 2018, 04:47:36 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6775 on: January 31, 2018, 04:52:53 pm »

C

Why does everyone want Cyl to step down? Literally the most successful leader we've ever had? Maybe instead of having him step down due to having done dumb things, we should stop trying to do dumb things! :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6776 on: January 31, 2018, 05:01:51 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6777 on: January 31, 2018, 05:04:07 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6778 on: January 31, 2018, 05:14:59 pm »

C

Why does everyone want Cyl to step down? Literally the most successful leader we've ever had? Maybe instead of having him step down due to having done dumb things, we should stop trying to do dumb things! :P
Now what have I been saying half the game :P

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6779 on: January 31, 2018, 05:17:22 pm »

D is poignant, and I like it. I think that this ok though. We all of us eventually create, in one way or another, our replacement in life. Our replacements are strong and capable, at the very least, and we may take pride in their abilities.
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