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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776230 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6735 on: January 31, 2018, 01:50:21 pm »

A

Wait, no, if we choose A is our stint being Leath over?

Then B.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6736 on: January 31, 2018, 02:15:40 pm »

You excuse yourself, and your father waves you away.

Houlandin isn't far away, and you catch up easily with him. He looks at you both puzzled and slightly annoyed.

SPEECH OPTIONS AVAILABLE FOR THIS ROUTE:

A) Y SO ANGERY?
B) PLS COME BACK!
C) YOU WERE KINDA RIGHT.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6737 on: January 31, 2018, 02:18:29 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6738 on: January 31, 2018, 02:20:10 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6739 on: January 31, 2018, 02:28:02 pm »

C

I mean, he is.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6740 on: January 31, 2018, 02:30:03 pm »

A, C is just gonna make him start a civil war. Civil wars are a bad thing.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6741 on: January 31, 2018, 02:30:57 pm »

I mean, he might just assassinate him.  And that's not necessarily a bad thing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6742 on: January 31, 2018, 02:35:24 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6743 on: January 31, 2018, 02:51:20 pm »

 ???
Ah feck.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6744 on: January 31, 2018, 02:52:01 pm »

You ask your brother why is he so angry. He scoffs and paces around for a brief moment.

"Our father is drunk with power, I think. All he does is conquer. Not an edict issued in two years. The moment an opportunity for glory or territorial gains appears, he rushes to grab it. I don't remember him being so greedy before. Where is he rushing? Is he truly ill?"

"Not that I've heard."

"Maybe it's mother's death that shook him so much. Is he afraid maybe?"

"Afraid of what?"

"Maybe he's afraid of how fragile our country is, but it's his fault for wasting our forces like that."

"Are you going to do something about it? About.. father?" Houlandin scoffs.

"Me? I gave my eye for father and the Empire, I would gladly give my leg and arm and life if needs be, but someone should talk to father and have him rethink about sending men and children to die, because one day, someone will send him to die."

A) "You should go, apologize, and explain that to him, maybe it will change his ways."
B) "Then I shall go and tell him that, if you want."
C) "Let's go together and tell him that, seeing us united might work best."
D) "Is that treason talk I hear? Reconsider your words, otherwise I will have to report that!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6745 on: January 31, 2018, 02:52:38 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6746 on: January 31, 2018, 02:53:04 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6747 on: January 31, 2018, 02:55:30 pm »

A: The nicer version of C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6748 on: January 31, 2018, 02:55:47 pm »

C
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Leath of Methiant!
« Reply #6749 on: January 31, 2018, 02:56:03 pm »

C!

Maybe we can have the bastard abdicate and become dual emperors or whatever. He's more than had his turn, after all.
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