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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Haspen]

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Heads

It helped relax your mind. The singing was especially nice. Indeed, now you see that your sons were right.

1139 AD, Mid-Autumn

Banditry is on the rise in the devastated north-west; roaming groups of evildoers are ambushing and killing travelers and even raiding remote settlements for food and loot, most of them operating under auspices of 'Queen Roca', whoever that would be. Governors in the region cannot handle the growing problem by themselves, and therefore turn to the Crown for help.

You decide to...

A) Send the Army to crush the bandit horde into nothingness!
B) Hire some lvl20+ adventures to get rid of the bandits, they do that all the time.
C) Ignore the problem, it will go away on its own for sure.

[Maximum Spin]

B

[Weirdsound]

A

Our army and our budget were both fucked by the dwarves, but I think our budget was actually fucked worse. The dwarves are taking payment from us, and they hurt our population from which we draw taxes. Our army can at least be depended upon to replenish like clockwork. Hopefully we can send one of the sons along for that sweet Martial bonus.

[ZBridges]

A

[Puppyguard]

A

[Imic]

A
Bastard Dwarves taking slaves.

[Lord_lemonpie]

A

[melkor]

A

[mightymushroom]

A

[omada]

Dwarves came from assholey friends to just assholeys very fast, grave robbing being worse than slavery? tsc tsc tsc

And they were asking to be part of our population

You know what is fun? Dwarves forget fast, if they sign a contract they obey it, if we ever have a problem or want to spend a ton to find a fuckton of mines they will do that nicely or to just prolong the life of our current mines

B if our army fail we will be yelling "conquer us" if our adventurers fail hapiness might decrease but we will not spend wealth

[Kashyyk]

B

[Criptfeind]

You know what is fun? Dwarves forget fast, if they sign a contract they obey it

I think my biggest issue with the dwarves is this really isn't true. I could maybe work with them if they were basically lawful assholes, but they actually break their deals or at least pull bullshit very easily.

We destroyed Zasitost in 1117, that same year the dwarves invaded us for it and we signed a peace deal with them paying tribute as an apology for destroying it. So what are they doing now invading us for destroying Zasitost? It's bullshit. Not to mention when they just broke our scepter, that shit wasn't a rental.

These might not be strictly "breaking contracts" but it certain shows they act in bad faith and long term agreements with them aren't actually worth anything. What sort of contract can we sign with them that we can trust them to keep long term? We can't buy artifacts, and we can't buy off their anger as other kings have suggested, not really.

[Haspen]

You decide to send the Army against the bandits.

2*

They fail miserably against the bandits. Many a recruit never comes back home, and bandits sing songs of the loot and victories.

You decide to...

A) Send some money under the table to this 'Queen Roca', so that she moves somewhere northwards mayhaps?
B) Ignore this debacle for now.
C) Buy services of some competent lvl20+ adventurers to get rid off the bandit scum.

[milo christiansen]

C

[Kashyyk]

C, like almost half of us wanted.