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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777477 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1350 on: July 30, 2017, 11:42:54 pm »

B. The only logical possibility.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1351 on: July 30, 2017, 11:59:34 pm »

B.

Yay. Maybe we'll be able to split it up with her.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1352 on: July 31, 2017, 12:04:24 am »

Look, I tried to help your son overthrow you, you sent an assassin, probably, let's just put that all behind us!

B

Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1353 on: July 31, 2017, 12:14:07 am »

B
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1354 on: July 31, 2017, 02:46:20 am »

B

We've had our differences, clearly, but can we find common ground in destroying the wretched Lametanian bastards? We take back our old lands and a little extra for damages, you demand the crown jewels as tribute? We can even help negotiate!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1355 on: July 31, 2017, 04:23:27 am »

Are you kidding? Their Queen tried to kill us! If anything, we should work with the Lametians to end her. One insulted us, the other tried to murder us. And now she interferes in our dispute?!

A Best besiege the capital, then make a deal with them. So far, it's been a bloodless conflict. There is still time for the Lametian King to see reason.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1356 on: July 31, 2017, 04:29:58 am »

Are you kidding? Their Queen tried to kill us! If anything, we should work with the Lametians to end her. One insulted us, the other tried to murder us. And now she interferes in our dispute?!

To be fair we did steal her prized technology and meant to depose her first, so I can't say we wouldn't have done the same in her position. The Lametanians, meanwhile, reneged on a very important deal and then insulted us. Pursuing attempted murder is all well and good, but actual oathbreaking you should never let slide.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1357 on: July 31, 2017, 05:41:40 am »

A

She may just be seizing the opportunity to grab some land, which just makes it more likely for us to press any claims we feel are appropriate.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1358 on: July 31, 2017, 06:00:31 am »

What's a little failed murder between royals? Come on, annulling a marriage is way more important.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1359 on: July 31, 2017, 08:01:11 am »

B while A?

We can still act like us tried to warn her of her son's treachery
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1360 on: July 31, 2017, 04:44:57 pm »

A
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1361 on: July 31, 2017, 05:12:14 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1362 on: July 31, 2017, 06:33:23 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1363 on: July 31, 2017, 11:36:26 pm »

You send a messenger to Queen Karkhuta, offering to march against Lametanians together, or at least discuss the invasion of the lands.

Two mornings later, your scouts report that a 800 strong troop of archers and horsemen are camped on a hill overlooking the road to the southwest! Rumors quickly circulate that the Marshal and hero of Lametania, wielding his enchanted bow, is leading this unit.

A) Let's assault the hill directly, as we have numerical superiority!
B) Blackhearts away! We will blast them into submission!
C) Time to make up a fortified camp and invite them to come to us, if they want a fight!
D) Let's split up and attack the hill from two sides in the same time!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1364 on: July 31, 2017, 11:40:29 pm »

Archers and horsemen... on top of a hill....

That's a very good position they have there.

Be a shame if it were to suddenly get shelled by cannons...

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I want to use the cannons when they inevitably charge down the hill at us actually. They would be much more effective firing into a slope rather than trying to land on top.

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