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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777493 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1320 on: July 27, 2017, 10:51:42 am »

We got a bit of coin from the dwarves, so we aren't going to explode so long as we don't spend any more money. Let's go to war then. D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1321 on: July 27, 2017, 11:03:56 am »

You send the emissary back with a proof of your anger at this situation.

Few hours later, you meet with your courtiers.

"So what shape shall our anger take, King Yoe?"

A) "We will boil behind his back so that he shall live in constant fear!"
B) "We will raid into his territories to get the compensation for his deeds from his people!"
C) "We will move our Army to reclaim the near-mountain territories and wage war against the honorless Lametanians!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1322 on: July 27, 2017, 11:04:28 am »

C
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1323 on: July 27, 2017, 11:15:18 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1324 on: July 27, 2017, 12:00:50 pm »

C! It's only fair, after all.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1325 on: July 27, 2017, 12:49:25 pm »

C

We could send an letter later to felonsine to lie saying "Glad that you received my letter pointing to your's son plot"
« Last Edit: July 27, 2017, 12:53:00 pm by omada »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1326 on: July 27, 2017, 01:05:02 pm »

A is nothing. B is acceptable. C is the right way to go.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1327 on: July 27, 2017, 02:12:54 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1328 on: July 27, 2017, 03:14:28 pm »

C
Their armies are gone.
Perhaps we can acquire money from raiding their villages and towns?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1329 on: July 27, 2017, 09:23:00 pm »

C If you can't keep up your end of a deal then you shouldn't make it. Especially when it involves a large chunk of land. Plus really? You broke the oath for a former republican dog? Over our son? What sort of madness inflicts that fool that he would marry his daughter to this peasant over our royal born son. This insult and oath breaking can not go unpunished!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1330 on: July 27, 2017, 11:40:40 pm »

The courtiers murmur and agree with your plans. The Marshal stands up.

"MY LIEGE! Will you lead us to glory and victory yourself!?"

A) "Nah, I'm not a warrior, you will do that."
B) "Indeed, I will personally see it that we win!!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1331 on: July 28, 2017, 12:54:58 am »

B

We have the amulet of not getting shot,  so we just need to avoid mêlée!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1332 on: July 28, 2017, 01:42:54 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1333 on: July 28, 2017, 01:46:25 am »

It is a sad commentary on life that war is where old men send young men out to die.

But that is the way it is... so...

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1334 on: July 28, 2017, 02:21:24 am »

How old are we?

Anyway this is not likely to be a hard fight, better to just send the marshal so we don't have to put a steward in charge at home.
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