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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Harry Baldman]

B

We're not martial by any means, but at least we'll be able to lead field negotiations this way.

[Criptfeind]

A

Maybe if we stay in court we can actually network with other foreign powers a bit during this?

[Iituem]

B

We're not martial by any means, but at least we'll be able to lead field negotiations this way.

[omada]

B> We can negotiate the terms, write those nasty letters and maybe make the few cities surrender first to us freely "Hey, our old charismatic king want us back, The one that dealed with his own beast while ours just had to wait a hero, The one that offered part of it's lands just to avoid a war in our lands"

A> we can make sure that other countries wouldn't use this chance against us.

We can go to the field later to negotiate something, right? Make many travels from field to the court together with the suplies? Or to send letters to the first cities that we siege asking to return for his old king? send a messenger with a group of trumpeters to read our letters out loud like in the movie Shrek?


One way or another we should still act to the felonsine when we get the chance "We are glad that she received our warning, we were pre-occupied when we saw the same contact going back to kill us. Do you believe that this little moron tried to say that it was you who tried to kill us? Certainly it was Yovak trying to make us declare war."

[Detoxicated]

This is part of our duty as king...
B

[Puppyguard]

B

[Haspen]

How old are we?

The initial, 'tailored' king always starts at 20, so by now he is about 30? ;v


You eagerly decide to lead the armies of Methiant against the vile Lametanian dogs!


Congratulations! Yoe embarks on a military campaign!

1086 AD, Midsummer

A less than month later, your Army enters the territories once belonging to Methiant.

For a week, you continue unopposed, except maybe few scout and skirmisher groups that are easily driven away or outright defeated by your horsemen. Local mayors and village elders, most of them still indigenous Methiantese, don't protest too much about the change in their taxmasters.

Finally, you reach the Lamas Keep; a small fortress which stands guard by the road leading toward Lametanian capital. It is perched on a hill and there are only two real routes of climb towards it. Your scouts and agents have estimated that about 400 men could comfortably garrison it, but they weren't able to discern whether the keep does in fact has a full garrison nowadays.

Your officers convene with you, and after a while one of them speaks up: "My liege, we have almost four thousand men and the Blackhearts at our disposal. What shall we do about the Lamas Keep?"

A) "Lay siege to it with some men, while the continues on to Lametanian capital!"
B) "Lay waste to it to give Lametanians the taste of Blackheart's fearsome power!"
C) "We shall take a longer route to evade the keep and march to the capital!"

[Kashyyk]

A

We don't want want to damage our De jure lands after all.

[Harry Baldman]

A, time to invent blitzkrieg.

[10ebbor10]

A

[crazyabe]

A.

[omada]

A They will barely have time to run from the capital.

The keep will see an sea of man passing around them and some staying with a letter for them to surrender.

[Puppyguard]

A

[helmacon]

B

The last thing we need is them breaking the seige, and an army marching up our rear.

[Haspen]

You leave few hundred men to besiege the keep and lead the rest southwards!

Several days later, your scouts report that western parts of Lametania has been invaded by troops of Queen Karkhuta of Felonsein! Your offices convene with you to discuss this extraordinary event, and you decide to...

A) Not pay attention to her and continue with your own plans.
B) Send a diplomatic envoy to Queen Karkhuta.
C) Detour your army so you can meet with Queen Karkhuta.
D) Camp here for a week or so and see how war situation develops for her.