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[NAV]

((Can he toss in two loots then come back later and toss in the third to recieve a loot?))

[OceanSoul]

((I would have updated by now, methinks, but Raphael/Person is still trying to sacrifice his loot for no gain.))

Just put them in a quantum state. He's not using them next turn, so we can get clarification on what he's trying to do and if he can do that then.

[Person]

Fixed action. Sorry thought they were same rarity.

Spoiler: Sorry (click to show/hide)

Should it be slain, all those who fought shall receive a Tier 2 loot item.

Shadows. "To celebrate [turn 30], I've decided to give you all a taste of power. I've given you all a tier 2 loot. Let the bloodbath begin!"

Was I wrong? YES.

Edit: Oh derp, need 3 tier 2 loots to combine. My bad. Huh, why did I think it took two combines for each level? Weird.

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn 32: Sniper Duel

INIT:
OceanSoul/Blue(92)
NAV/Dave Blade(28)
Person/Raphael(39)
Yottawhat/William A. Drango(N/A)
ATHATH/Grimmy(92)
Coolrune206/Frank(70)

Blue noticed that his opponent Flabort was being replaced with someone else and was hence protected by the normal golden shield granted to people being replaced, so he opted to experiment with his loot.

If you don't, then, to be fair, FOU, just replace my action with me just attempting to understand the boots a bit better, and using the chainsaw to separate the chalice from the DERPBOT statue.

Blue focused on his boots. There had to be more to them than what they were showing...

Intuition!(3)

Obviously, there was something he was missing.

Blue eyed the DOOMBOT statue, considering doing something more productive... then he realized Grimmy had already taken the chalice.

Said chalice thief, Grimmy, was in the middle of a fight.

Tap a small sip from the acid chalice. If it just burns me and/or doesn't empower me in any way, dip an arrow into it and fire it (the arrow) at Frank. If it gave me a beneficial effect, just fire a normal arrow at Frank.

Affinity!(3)

A little bit of acid bubbled up in the chalice. Grimmy raised it to his lips and owwwww. Never mind that.

Dip!(6)

Grimmy dipped one of his arrows into the acid... though he did get a drop or two on his hands, ow, he did manage to coat the arrow tip in acid.

Arrow!(1-1=0) vs. Dodge!(2-1=1)

Frank didn't dodge, Grimmy was too busy getting the acid off his hands to shoot.

Frank decided a counterattack was in order.

Frank grabs up his crossbow and speaks the word "... lightning?" before nocking a bolt and firing it at the retreating Grimmy.

But first, he spoke and lightning entered his crossbow. Or... something like lightning. There was something more to it.

Bolt!(5-1(you're trying to shoot a crossbow using claws)=4) vs. Dodge!(1)

The bolt, crackling with electricity, struck Grimmy right in the chest.

Bolt!(6, 3 = 6) vs. Resist!(2-1=1) ((... welp))

Willpower!(4-1=3, 6-1=5)

The bolt exploded with electricity and paint, and Grimmy felt his skin change tones, looking more like something painted than something real. At least the weird electricity he felt didn't seem to influence him...

On the other hand, crossbow bolt to damaged ribs. Owww.

Raphael and Dave Blade walked off into the southern plains to test their loot...

"Bah. All this magical loot. As much as I like a good puzzle, I'd like something more practical killing wise."

Follow NAV.

"Let's go. Better to test our loot and discuss strategy where we won't be seen or interrupted."
Dave Blade crosses his katana and shotgun in an X over his chest and walks south into the magical realm of PMs.

Raphael and Dave Blade trudged south into the magical realm of PMs... though the land there was fairly flat, so it wouldn't be too hard to spy on them if someone put their mind to it...
~~~
William A. Drango appeared!

... why was he wearing some sort of damaged cloak which was his friend, he realized? Why was he feeling pain when he was uninjured? Why did he have a hatchet engraved with music notes and a wand with hearts and horseshoes on it? Who was that guy with earthy fox paws for feet who had a chainsaw? Why was everything so sandy?

And what on earth was a Manticore doing erupting out of the sand!?

And why did a bolo just appear in his hands?
~~~
Statuses:

Spoiler: William A Drango (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine

Items: Damaged(-1 to damage resist) Friend Cloak(unremovable, but why would you want to remove it?, can shift between cloak and gauntlet?), Music Note Engraved Hatchet, Wand of Hearts and Horseshoes, Mysterious Bolo

Location: Desert

Spoiler: Dave Blade (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine

Items: Mysterious Ugly Pendant, Law Brass Knuckles, Katana(non-loot), Mysterious Hephaestus Ring, Mysterious Shotgun+Bag of Shells, Dancing Grape Golem

Location: South Plains

Spoiler: Blue (click to show/hide)

Health: Cracked Rib(-1 to chest damage resistance)

Items: Mysterious Musical Chainsaw, Mysterious Earthy Intricately Inscribed Fox Paw Boots(worn)

Location: Desert

Spoiler: Raphael (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine

Items: Controllable Red Scarf, Katana(non-loot), Mysterious Disintegrating Tundra Crystal Orb, Mysterious Trumpet

Location: South Plains

Spoiler: Frank (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine

Items: Potions Belt(white potion(drunk), orange-pink potion(drunk), gold potion(drunk)), Mysterious Electrical Crossbow, Quiver of Bolts

Location: Center Circle

Spoiler: Grimmy (click to show/hide)

Health: Damaged Ribs(-1 to chest damage resist), Headache(-1 to willpower, next turn), Art-ified(, incomplete, applies to skin currently), Crossbow Bolt In Ribs(-1 to willpower, roll at disadvantage for chest damage resist, will get worse over time due to organ damage, hard to remove)

Items: Mysterious Combat Scythe, Mysterious Russian Longbow, Quiver of Arrows, Mysterious Chalice of Acid and Mystery

Location: East Hills

Spoiler: Manticore (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine, angry

Items: None(but has natural weapons)

Location: Desert

If you notice any mistakes, please let me know. This also applies if you have any tips for improving my writing.

Also, I need more waitlisted players. We're still empty, though at least all six players are in motion now.

[ATHATH]

Grimmy looks down at his chest, realizes something, and smiles madly. He then shoots his acid arrow at Frank.

[Coolrune206]

Before Grimmy can nock another arrow and fire, Frank whispers into the crossbow "Disarming", and lets loose another bolt at Grimmy.

[OceanSoul]

Try again to figure out what the boots do, then attack Drango with the chainsaw!

[Yottawhat]

Toss my bolo at Blue at blue feet. 

[FallacyofUrist]

NAV and Person have sent in secret actions, so I can run the turn.

In future though, if you send in a secret action, also post something like "sending in secret action" in the thread so I can keep track better.

Also, I tweaked the loot generator this turn.

Turn 33: Ignorance and Science
~~~
INIT:
OceanSoul/Blue(31)
NAV/Dave Blade(52)
Person/Raphael(53)
Yottawhat/William A. Drango(98)
ATHATH/Grimmy(83)
Coolrune206/Frank(27)
Manticore(45)

William A. Drango went straight to murder. Perhaps his friend cloak was egging him on.

Toss my bolo at Blue's feet. 

Bolo!(6, 4 = 6) vs. Dodge!(4)

William lobbed his bolo at Blue's feet, and connected.

Tangle!(6) ((I don't think this is the sort of thing that can be damage resisted.))

It promptly wrapped around Blue's lower legs, tying them together.

Grimmy had much the same intentions.

Grimmy looks down at his chest, realizes something, and smiles madly. He then shoots his acid arrow at Frank.

Archery!(6, 6 = 6) vs. Dodge!(6)

The arrow flew, and Grimmy's hands ached from mild acid burns. Frank rolled out of the way, and dizzied himself.

Dave Blade and Raphael were doing secret loot testing.

The Manticore was confused. Was it being ignored?

Well okay then. That cloak looks tough to pierce, so I'll start with the chainsaw guy.

Spines!(3) vs. Dodge!(5, 4 = 4)

While Blue was a bit tangled up with the bolo around his legs, he managed to avoid the Manticore's inaccurate initial spine throw.

Blue didn't like this one bit.

Try again to figure out what the boots do, then attack Drango with the chainsaw!

Though he did have priorities.

Intuition!(3)

Clearly there was something he wasn't understanding...

Chainsaw!(6, 5, 1 = 1) vs. Dodge!(5, 3 = 5)

Blue charged(never mind the bolo) but missed his opponent. Mainly due to the fact that Blue couldn't see his opponent at all! He was there one moment, but gone the next. Something must have happened...

Critical Fail!(6)

Never mind the bolo, Blue managed to keep upright easily.

Frank had murder on his mind.

Before Grimmy can nock another arrow and fire, Frank whispers into the crossbow "Disarming", and lets loose another bolt at Grimmy.

Frank whispered "disarming" to his crossbow, to no effect. One-time deal, looked like.

Bolt!(6) vs. Dodge!(6, 6 = 6)

The accurately aimed bolt missed the quickly dodging Grimmy.

Null glared at Lady Luck, who was laughing.

Worsening?!(3, 2 = 2-1=1)

Grimmy, though he managed to dodge, was coughing up blood. He really wasn't having a good day.
~~~
Statuses:

Spoiler: William A Drango (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine

Items: Damaged(-1 to damage resist) Friend Cloak(unremovable, but why would you want to remove it?, can shift between cloak and gauntlet?), Music Note Engraved Hatchet, Wand of Hearts and Horseshoes, Mysterious Bolo(tangled around Blue's lower legs)

Location: Desert

Spoiler: Dave Blade (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine

Items: Mysterious Ugly Pendant, Law Brass Knuckles, Katana(non-loot), Mysterious Hephaestus Ring, Mysterious Shotgun+Bag of Shells, Dancing Grape Golem

Location: South Plains

Spoiler: Blue (click to show/hide)

Health: Cracked Rib(-1 to chest damage resistance), Entangled Legs(disadvantage at dodge, disadvantage at melee attack accuracy, disadvantage at INIT), Blinded To William(cannot see William, disadvantage to hit him, disadvantage to avoid his melee attacks)

Items: Mysterious Musical Chainsaw, Mysterious Earthy Intricately Inscribed Fox Paw Boots(worn), Mysterious Bolo(tangled around legs)

Location: Desert

Spoiler: Raphael (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine

Items: Controllable Red Scarf, Katana(non-loot), Mysterious Disintegrating Tundra Crystal Orb, Mysterious Trumpet

Location: South Plains

Spoiler: Frank (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine

Items: Potions Belt(white potion(drunk), orange-pink potion(drunk), gold potion(drunk)), Mysterious Artistic Electrical Crossbow, Quiver of Bolts

Location: Center Circle

Spoiler: Grimmy (click to show/hide)

Health: Damaged Ribs(-1 to chest damage resist), Art-ified(, incomplete, applies to skin currently), Crossbow Bolt In Ribs(-1 to willpower, roll at disadvantage for chest damage resist, will get worse over time due to organ damage, hard to remove, -20 to INIT, -1 to chest damage resist, disadvantage at medical rolls for chest)

Items: Mysterious Combat Scythe, Mysterious Russian Longbow, Quiver of Arrows, Mysterious Chalice of Acid and Mystery

Location: East Hills

Spoiler: Manticore (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine, angry

Items: None(but has natural weapons)

Location: Desert

If you notice any mistakes, please let me know. This also applies if you have any tips for improving my writing.

Also, I need more waitlisted players. We're still empty, though at least all six players are in motion now.

[Coolrune206]

Guess I'll just keep shooting at him. The bolts seem pretty effective when they hit. Aim for the center of his mass.

[Yottawhat]

Turn my cloak into a gauntlet and sock Blue in the face.

[ATHATH]

Acid arrow, gooooooooooooo!

Also, use my willpower to force the cartoonification to spread to the crossbow bolt wound so that it can heal itself offscreen.

[OceanSoul]

Be ready to chainsaw Yotta when he gets close; and hope the boots can do something about the bolo. I will not die until I know what they do!

[Person]

"LET US GO TO BATTLE DAVE! THE FOOLS SHALL FALL BEFORE US! MWAHAHA! FOOLISH FOOLS!"

Head off and find someone to kill who isn't named Dave Blade. Use the orb on them first if I find someone.

[NAV]

"Yes, let's go kill these fools."

Stay with Raphael. Shoot the same fool he attacks. Give my golem the katana and order it to attack them too.