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[FallacyofUrist]

Nowhere smiled. The bloody thing was finally operational. Null wouldn't need to bother with using preexisting random junk anymore. Now he could use freshly made random junk for his death match!
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Seeing as I have my loot generator working, I'm running a Looter's Delight deathmatch.

What is this? You start out with a random piece of loot. Something randomly generated.

The loot you start out with is Tier 1. In order to obtain higher tiers, you need to kill people and take their loot. Two Tier 1 loots can be merged into a Tier 2. Three Tier 2 loots can be merged into a Tier 3. Four Tier 3 loots can be merged into a Tier 4. Five Tier 4 loots can be merged into a Tier 5 loot, which will win you the game if used right.

As of Turn 50.5, there are some gameplay things you should know. Fusions into loot up to Tier 3 is covered by human sacrifice: a player corpse can be consumed to fuel that fusion, one corpse per fusion. Fusions into higher Tier loot require the randomly appearing fusion pit. Travel between islands can be affected by use of Archways, one per island. A player corpse sacrifice allows for one trip, while a loot sacrifice allows for a number of trips equal to the loot's Tier plus one.

Signing up is simple: fill out this sign up sheet(a waiver for your character).
Name:
Description(optional):

It's as simple as that. No abusable stats for you.

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

Sorry, I'm not drawing anything. But here's a description.

The world is a great void occupied by four floating islands.

The North Island is a rocky wasteland covered in chainsaws, most nonfunctional and perhaps a rare few functional and then some. Odds are there's a snake or two you can see and loads more you can't.

The South Island is a metal construction, clockwork chainsaws sticking out of everything, still going. Less comprehensible are the Genghis Khan statues sculpted out of cupcakes and icing.

The East Island is a junkyard of power tools bound together with bonds of logic.

The West Island is a giant office building, floating in the void. Despite the lighting, the shadows are unnaturally thick and could probably easily hide someone. Then of course there are the streams of fruit juice.
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Original map preserved below.
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The map is a flying island, just like the first Looter's Delight. Unlike(?) the first Looter's Delight, the flying island is roughly circular.

The center is a plains biome with a stone circle in it. You spawn around the stone circle. Within the stone circle is a glowy pit. Tossing the necessary loot to create a new loot into the pit will get you the new loot. Tossing loot into the pit in a different manner will merely fully heal you. In addition, tossing a Tier 3 or 4 loot into the pit will give the next player to spawn, along with you the next time you spawn, a Tier 1 or 2 (respectively) bonus loot to start with, and tossing a Tier 5 into the pit will win you the game.

West of the center is a desert biome.

East of the center is a hills biome.
The Golem lurks here.

North of the center is a forest biome.
The Dryad lurks here.

South of the center is more plains.

The corners are occupied with a barren wasteland. And sharp rocks.

Spoiler: Waitlist (click to show/hide)

Waitlist is a little special this time around. You get to choose which waitlist you go into. Each one has certain special properties. I will tell you that Waitlist A is standard, for those who don't want fun or risk.

Waitlist A(standard):

Name:...Just call me Blue.
Description: Wearing a blue shirt, jeans, blue hair, blue half-gloves,...red eyes. Male.

Waitlist B(hint: multiple):

Waitlist C(hint: difficult):

Waitlist D(hint : silence):

Waitlist E(hint: boredom):

Waitlist F(hint: unfair):

Name: Joe Borington
Description: The most plain cutout boring person imaginable (Which what would you expect with a last name like that) wears a generic suit, tie and black shoes.

[Glass]

Hm.

Ash Hong
Asian in appearance, he wears a nice suit in black and red. His eyes are also red, and the ends of his black hair look like they're smoldering (they're not; no matter how much you cut them, the coloration will come back almost immediately). He styles himself a runesmith, though he is not unwilling to use the more common arcanery.

My first action: go northwards!

[Dermonster]

Oh goddamnit you know I can't resist these.

Name: Derm.

[Glass]

Oh goddamnit you know I can't resist these.

Name: Derm.

IT'S DERMONSTER! ALL HAIL!

I read all of RtRtD. You're freaking awesome. 

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Name: DrM
Description: A very m-ish doctor

[Dermonster]

Oh goddamnit you know I can't resist these.

Name: Derm.

IT'S DERMONSTER! ALL HAIL!

I read all of RtRtD. You're freaking awesome. 

My legend lives on :v

[OceanSoul]

IN!

Name:...Just call me Blue.
Description: Wearing a blue shirt, jeans, blue hair, blue half-gloves,...red eyes. Male.

[FallacyofUrist]

While I wait for two more players to show up, how about I generate your loots?
Credit to Fniff's Aspects list, which is heavily used.
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Ash Hong
Asian in appearance, he wears a nice suit in black and red. His eyes are also red, and the ends of his black hair look like they're smoldering (they're not; no matter how much you cut them, the coloration will come back almost immediately). He styles himself a runesmith, though he is not unwilling to use the more common arcanery.

Ash Hong receives an apple. It seems to shine in a non-physical way.

Name: Derm.

Derm receives a revolver and a pouch of appropriately sized bullets.

Name: DrM
Description: A very m-ish doctor

DrM gets a mini T-Rex... made of cloth and leather. It's definitely alive and obedient, but not likely to be a good minion. On the flip side, it seems appropriately shaped to be a sling for throwing rocks and whatnot.

Name:...Just call me Blue.
Description: Wearing a blue shirt, jeans, blue hair, blue half-gloves,...red eyes. Male.

Blue gets a small wooden box. Opening it, they find that the box doubles as a radio and it's full of six throwing knives.
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EDIT:
Looter's Delight Notable Quotes Hall of Fame:
If you find a quote you think is notable in the turns and actions, suggest it to me and I may put it here!

is time to save dino-friend. Run to Ckaeyod and hit him in the head with the [very magical] chalice until he dies.

Ash Hong promptly ripped off... oh come on, not again! At least it wasn't chest skin this time.

Looter's Delight: A Haiku

Murder kill maim screech
Loot steal plunder win triumph
Death failure lose end

"Is everyone I try to kill related to Rasputin?"

[Glass]

Ash Hong
Asian in appearance, he wears a nice suit in black and red. His eyes are also red, and the ends of his black hair look like they're smoldering (they're not; no matter how much you cut them, the coloration will come back almost immediately). He styles himself a runesmith, though he is not unwilling to use the more common arcanery.

Ash Hong receives an apple. It seems to shine in a non-physical way.

Um...
While I travel northwards, attempt to use a scrying rune to determine this item's properties. It's kinda important that I do that, I think.

[OceanSoul]

Tune in to a good radio station (how about some indie jams?), and try to throw a knife at the apple-wielder!

[Dermonster]

This seems like a fair and balanced initial start!

Also I dont think actions can be submitted yet.
 

[Yottawhat]

Name: Curtis
Description: A man in a safari hat and khakis.

[FallacyofUrist]

While I travel northwards, attempt to use a scrying rune to determine this item's properties. It's kinda important that I do that, I think.

Magic isn't really possible without loot specialized for the purpose. Old fashioned experimentation is fine, though.

You can submit actions, but you may want to wait until you know the entirety of who you're facing.
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Name: Curtis
Description: A man in a safari hat and khakis.

Curtis gains a shield slightly shorter than his arm. The shield has a brown gemstone in its center(on the side meant to be receiving blows), along with a button in its center(on the other side).

[Mallos]

Name: Ckaeyod
Description: An average-looking man in shiny, silken silver robes.

That's it, really.

[Yottawhat]

Charge at Ash Hong with my shield and press the button after hitting him.