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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2445 on: May 18, 2017, 03:34:13 pm »

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Looks like we lost the crystal gamble guys :v
Yeah. That does certainly appear to be radiation poisoning.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2446 on: May 18, 2017, 03:35:39 pm »

Looks like we lost the crystal gamble guys :v

Soon we'll have another bunch of heretics running around proselytizing about peace through power.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2447 on: May 18, 2017, 03:35:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2448 on: May 18, 2017, 04:01:31 pm »

Phew. He really is getting pretty old for the times. Have we ever made it this long with one character before? Also I was looking at some of the old maps from the Original SPAMKINGDOM and noticed something. Are the Kashites a split off from Parsia or did they just conquer some of northern Parsia?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2449 on: May 18, 2017, 04:05:00 pm »

Phew. He really is getting pretty old for the times. Have we ever made it this long with one character before? Also I was looking at some of the old maps from the Original SPAMKINGDOM and noticed something. Are the Kashites a split off from Parsia or did they just conquer some of northern Parsia?

Luathbas conquered a little patch of the western reaches, Gubta took the east, the Kashites (named for Prince Kash) rebelled against the Parsian king and made an agreement with the Gubtas.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2450 on: May 18, 2017, 04:10:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2451 on: May 18, 2017, 04:19:00 pm »

Ah. Thanks Harry. I hope we can get the Luathbas parts of Parsia sometime within the next Generation or two. It would be cool to see if we could have any events involving Parsian culture or religion.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2452 on: May 18, 2017, 05:32:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2453 on: May 18, 2017, 07:04:40 pm »

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Looks like we lost the crystal gamble guys :v
Yeah. That does certainly appear to be radiation poisoning.

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The East is...that one Kingdom that we lost TInwulf to and...something?
What's in the East in between us and Gubta?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2454 on: May 18, 2017, 07:40:36 pm »

Wizards plz.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2455 on: May 18, 2017, 08:46:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2456 on: May 18, 2017, 11:39:21 pm »

Did we mine a radioactive crystal...

Shoulda asked the dwarves.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2457 on: May 19, 2017, 02:05:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2458 on: May 20, 2017, 05:47:26 am »

You order your courtiers and messengers to start looking for a Wizard.

984 AD, Midwinter

The caravan from Damdamia arrives to exchange gemstones for leafworm cloth.

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You get absurdly high profits from re-selling it to your nobles! Coffers upon coffers of coinage arrive in the Treasury! The arrival of gold nuggets from your mines and another load of gemstones only secures your future wealth.

The Damdamian merchants aware of your 'plague' going, and say they won't arrive next year if it won't be safe to travel. Curses.

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Unfortunately, nobody saw a Wizard anywhere near your Duchy.

The Spymaster walks up to you when you're moping a bit in the gardens one evening.

"My liege, my agents have found the source of the plague."

"Oh?"

"It is the new crystals we mine. After a simple investigation, we determined that first victims where the miners handling the crystals, then their overseers and merchants, and then their clients." You quickly call your guards to inform your dearest wife and your twin daughters from first marriage; all three have bought crystal jewelry few days ago!

"And how did your agents not catch this disease?" The Spymaster hums.

"I have no explanation beyond the fact that the agents who handled the crystals felt their elven moonthread cloaks tingle and fuzz and puff up near these strange crystals. Mayhaps elven magick also protects from the effects of the crystals." You send for another guard; messengers are hastily appropriated to inform everyone in the Duchy to stash the crystal jewelry away from people and for the mines to close operations immediately.

"Any orders, sire?"

A) "No, keep looking for the Wizard."
B) "Yes; cut up all of the moonthread cloaks and send a piece to everyone affected. And maybe to those who handled the stuff, too."
C) "Yes; send for dwarves of Zonalath or somewhere, and ask them to come fix this if they can. Surely if the elven magic interacts with the crystals, they must be somehow to connected to the dwarves."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2459 on: May 20, 2017, 06:07:12 am »

A is my vote. We need a wizard anyways.
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