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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2430 on: May 17, 2017, 11:27:10 pm »

You order mining operations to begin at once.

984 AD, Autumn

The harvest was bontiful this year - definitely good news for your depleted populace but maybe not so for your depleted Treasury, as the priests and governors alike loudly ask that a harvest festival week is sponsored by the Duchy to lift people's spirits and reward their hard work.

A) Naw, we just ain't got the money.
B) Finally, it is party time!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2431 on: May 17, 2017, 11:44:48 pm »

B. If we are betting our new mine isn't evil, we can bet it will provide enough money to cover a classic Duke Estwalf Festival (tm).
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2432 on: May 18, 2017, 06:01:06 am »

A. The people's happiness stat is fine, but our money is not. It is very not fine.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2433 on: May 18, 2017, 07:06:29 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2434 on: May 18, 2017, 07:24:19 am »

A

Careful with that sort of thing!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2435 on: May 18, 2017, 12:52:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2436 on: May 18, 2017, 02:35:30 pm »

A They can go without a party for year or two while we make sure that there is going to be a duchy to sponsor parties later.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2437 on: May 18, 2017, 03:05:06 pm »

I don't think we should take chances this time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2438 on: May 18, 2017, 03:08:52 pm »

You decide against any sort of lavish festivities this year.

984 AD, Winter

Many a people of your Duchy succumbed to a strange disease in the last weeks.

It causes them to lose hair and eyesight, develop incurable fevers, vomit blood and finally spiral into slow, agonizing deaths. The victims are all over the Duchy, but the numbers go into thousands in the eastern lands. It is a disease unlike any previously seen; tis not a plague, nor swamp fevers, nor others known to your medics.

"Surely it has roots in the supernatural." Say some of your more pious courtiers, and the rest find no other option than to nod along. You decide to...

A) Search for a Wizard!
B) Hire lvl20 adventurers to find a cure abroad.
C) Turtle up and wait; like any plague, it will come and it will go.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2017, 03:13:49 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2439 on: May 18, 2017, 03:11:35 pm »

A, got no money for adventurer types.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2440 on: May 18, 2017, 03:21:30 pm »

A
Looks like we lost the crystal gamble guys :v
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2441 on: May 18, 2017, 03:22:30 pm »

A Possible epic quest? Magic? May or may not go down in history as the badass Duke who stopped this disease? What's not to like? I mean we are already pretty old so I don't think it would be to much of a loss if we have to go on a quest and die. In fact how old are we now exactly?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2442 on: May 18, 2017, 03:22:41 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2443 on: May 18, 2017, 03:25:31 pm »

In fact how old are we now exactly?

If my math isn't off, he is about 47 right now v:
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2444 on: May 18, 2017, 03:32:40 pm »

For a medieval-esque period, that's pretty dang old
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