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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2475 on: May 20, 2017, 02:26:31 pm »

B A... less than appealing marriage considering that probably won't bring much political benefit but eh love is love for now I guess? That and he's not really marrying that interesting of a person is he?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2476 on: May 20, 2017, 03:55:43 pm »

You give him your blessing and your consent, and he leaves grinning.

984 AD, End of the Year

The Advisor comes to your chambers carrying the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 4
Population: 5
Economy: 5
Army: 3

"The Army ranks are replenishing slowly, my lord, and our economy is going steady thanks to the profits we earned this year."

You can't think of anything to do besides declaring emergency to bolster the Army, then again - you just called it off.

985 AD, Spring

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No sight of a Wizard.

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However, services of one might not be needed anymore. Those who were destined to perish from the crystals, perished, and the crystals were stored in a big pit in plains north of Tech and covered with salts and rock and dirt by the Spymaster's agents, safe from the sickness thanks to the magic of the cloaks. The area has been declared cursed and never to be settled upon.

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Your people are infuriated, however; you squandered valuable time and even more valuable lives and did nothing, in their eyes. Anger and discontent grows across the Duchy.

985 AD, Mid-Spring

In the west, a new kingdom rises; several cities banded together under the rule of young nobleman calling himself Eldric, who freed his people from oppression of Agek Tribe of the nomads. This 'Kingdom of Eldric' lies vaguely south-east of the Kiwis, just north of the mountains separating them from the Damdamian Republic.

The same day, two messengers arrive at the gates of your palace; one is from King Eón of Dahnia, and the other is from King Salus of Lametania.

A) Ah, a messenger from my dear son Salus! Let him in!
B) Seniority's more important, time to meet our liege's envoy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2477 on: May 20, 2017, 04:03:26 pm »

 Gotta appease that Boss of ours. Our kid will understand.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2478 on: May 20, 2017, 04:09:48 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2479 on: May 20, 2017, 04:33:04 pm »

A We've been a pretty good vassal for quite sometime I think we can spare sometime to talk to our son first.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2480 on: May 20, 2017, 04:45:45 pm »

B

Uh oh. Hope this isn't about that marriage thing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2481 on: May 20, 2017, 04:52:45 pm »

You decide to meet with King Eón's envoy first.

"Greetings, Estwalf, Grand Duke of Tven! Once again our master calls upon your swords and your supplies! A dreaded new force arrived at the borders of Dahnia in recent weeks. Calling themselves Agaresians, they rode upon longnosed reptiles that apparently breathe fire and spit venom and devour people! King Eón requests that your Duchy provides soldiers and wealth to support King Eón's campaign against this eastern menace."

A) "Soldiers I have few to spare, but plenty of wealth shall fill King Eón's war coffers, this I pledge."
B) "I will do as he asks - money and soldiers, take them with you good messenger and may they bring King Eón victory!"
C) "Alas, we're short on both, and I simply cannot provide them."
D) Instruct Spymaster to bring notes gained from Ulan. "How about I provide something else - information about the Agaresian peoples and their rulers?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2482 on: May 20, 2017, 04:58:18 pm »

Can we do A and D?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2483 on: May 20, 2017, 04:59:44 pm »

If he'd be satisfied with D, that'd be pretty all right.
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« Reply #2484 on: May 20, 2017, 05:01:28 pm »

D I guess, ideally we also send him away with cash after we show him the notes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2485 on: May 20, 2017, 05:13:46 pm »

//Oh lordy this is the worst/best moment for that roll result...

You attempt to persuade him with knowledge on Agaresians.

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Unfortunately, the fact that you posses the knowledge doesn't seem to sit well with the envoy, especially after your slight blunder - mentioning that your son Ulan 'serves' one of their lords.

"Now what's this!? Do you wish to tell me, not-so-subtly, that you have some intimate connection to the enemies of King Eón!?" The courtiers are aghast, hearing this.

The envoy is so infuriated by this that you get no chance to try and explain yourself - the envoy takes his guards and storms off, riding northeast without delay. Your closest advisors huddle around you and ask for you to do something! You decide to...

A) Ask the Spymaster to arrange that a group of wandering bandits happens upon the Dahnian envoy, purely by accident of course.
B) Declare proudly that it is the best time to put on stake the future of Tven - and proclaim your independence!
C) Write a lengthy and honest letter of explanation to your most benevolent liege, King Eón.
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« Reply #2486 on: May 20, 2017, 05:14:49 pm »

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« Reply #2487 on: May 20, 2017, 05:15:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM+: Grand Duke Estwalf of Tven!
« Reply #2488 on: May 20, 2017, 05:26:11 pm »

A, what could go wrong...

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« Reply #2489 on: May 20, 2017, 05:36:41 pm »

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