Seperate the potion into 4 vials, and store 3 of them safely. Keep one on my person. Make some lemonade for the new neighbors, but wait until the Eldritch abomination is dealt with, as well as the monster he summoned.
(2 rolls - store potion, and make lemonade.)
1d10 =
6It's a little uneven, but none seemed to leak, so that's a plus.
1d10 =
4Let's just hope they don't notice you used a pack of lemonade mix and not actual lemons.
I've never played one of these before, but it sounds fun.
Name:Specimen XX121
Race:Xenomorph Warrior.
Gender:?
Age:1.
Appearance:A perfect organism.
Inventory:Two eggs, and the beginnings of a hive tunneled under an old washing machine in the dump.
Personality:Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
List three of your favorite things:Queen, Hive, Hosts.
What's 6 * 9?:Either a threat, an opportunity, or nothing.
Accepted.
You exit your cocoon, preparing to begin your day.
You sense some other lifeforms outside your domicile.
"I'll take the Red One please"
Buy Paint.
Paint on sign: Free Pie Inside.
(2 rolls - buy paint and paint on sign)
1d10 =
9"Here you go sir! You seem nice, it's on the house."
The man winks and hands you the paint can, complete with paint brush.
1d10 =
9Why, this sign looks like it was made by a pro! Your sign (and free pie) will be the talk of the town for days.
"That cat is frickin' ugly.
Consume it. Or whatever Eldritch Abominations do with kittens. For all I care, you can adopt it and name it Ser Fluffles. Just... get that rat off my street! I don't like pets, and I don't like my neighbors having pets!"
Frank enters his house and returns with a pink-flamingo lawn decoration, setting it up. He then reclines in a lawn chair and observes the Eldritch Horror's actions.
(2 rolls - set up lawn decoration, and Eldritch Horror snatching kitten)
(Kitten gets defense roll)
1d10 =
5Looks just like Florida!
You lean back, eagerly awaiting the Eldritch Horror's chaos.
1d10 =
8The Eldritch Horror leans in to consume the small kitten.
Kitten defense: 1d10 =
7 + 1 cuteness =
8The kitten is mostly unharmed, although the Horror has managed to snatch it.
Name: AAAAAAAAAA
Gender: AAAAAAAAA?
Age: AAAAAAAAAAA!
Appearance: Many, many ethereal AAAAAAAAA's bound together by unknown forces in a vaguely humanoid shape.
Inventory: A wooden block with a red 'A' on it, rusty switchblade, binoculars
Personality: What the hell is a personality?
List three of your favorite things: The alphabet, numbers, screaming incomprehensibly
What's 6 * 9?: AAA- this joke is already getting old.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAccepted.
You wake up in your room, painted with "AAAAAA" on every wall.
You look out your windAAAAAAAAw and see some new neighbAAAAAAAArs.
Maybe you should make some cAAAAAAAAAAffee for them?
(k that's enough)
No et's not!
Feed Pocket Kitten, Dawwww
An Eldritch abomination is likely descending upon your pet, and your first thought is "I should feed my cat!"?
I'm a dorf.
Scratch that, run.
(1 roll - RUNRUNRUN)
1d10 =
9Forget the kitten, dorf magic'll make you a new one or something!
You run as fast as you can in a random direction, sprinting across the lawns to get away from everything.
Name: Erin
Age: 22
Race: End spawn (Enderman)
Gender: Female
Appearance:Inventory: Glowing purple sword, Enderman hat, ender pearl necklace
Three favoite things: Humans, weapons, candy
Personality: Curious on nearly everything mundane, also helpful
Whats 6*9: What?
Accepted.
You wake up in your room. It's dark, just the way you like it.
There is half a bag of human candy on the desk.
Oh, look, new neighbors!
((I have no idea why I did this.))
Name: Gneiss
Gender: Metamorphic
Age: Unknown.
Appearance: A pet rock.
Inventory: Roughly four cubic feet of compressed gravel.
Personality: None.
List three of your favorite things: feldspar, quartz, and mica.
What's 6 * 9?: I'm pretty sure rocks can't do math.
Accepted.
You wake up in your- wait, you don't have a bedroom. You don't have a house!
You're just a rock. On the ground. Outside.
Huh. Neat.
Ooh, looks fun! We need more Eldritch horrors, though.
Name: Nyothulthelthazoth, translates to Rosencrantz
Race: Eldritch Wight
Gender: Not applicable, but closer to male
Age: Older than time
Appearance: A two headed humanoid with 8 tentacles and fly-like wings. His eyes glow bright white. His ashen skin seems to swim with shadows.
Inventory: Eldritch knowledge, a tome of eldritch knowledge, the Necronomicon, and a pet arachnid horror.
Personality: Insane, driven to complete madness by his eldritch knowledge. Rosencrantz likes arachnid horrors for their grasping pincers.
Three favorite things: Insanity, horror, writhing tentacles
What's 6 * 9?: Nyarathoshoghotep, an arachnid horror that roughly resembles a giant scorpion. It possesses two powerful pincers that can tear through flesh and bone. It is covered in black chitin. Its eyes are white.
I shall post my first action immediately, for the sake of posterity!
Rosencrantz opens his tome of eldritch knowledge, and, using his eldritch knowledge combined with that of the book, attempts to summon a bound tentacle horror to be friends with his arachnid horror.
(wow so many sign-ups)
You wake up, yaddayaddayadda, roll once for summoning, yaddayadda, LET'S GO!
1d10 =
5You summon a bearable bound tentacle horror.
It's OK I guess, but you probably wouldn't wanna invite it anywhere.
wait you can post the second you post a sheet?
I see nothing saying it's against the rules.
Bob attempts to!
Go "fix" the fence that may in the future say Free Pie
(1 roll - "fix"ing fence)
1d10 =
10Amazing! You whack the fence so hard with your wrench, you end up using MoreGun science to upgrade it to a
Level 3 Sentry Sign!
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