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[delphonso]

Pence has apparently agreed to allow a plexiglass barrier to be erected near him at the debate as long as it understands that he's a very heterosexual, married man and he can ignore how hard and firm that barrier is, its warm, unyielding surface beckoning his touch...

Mother wouldn't let me touch it, and that makes the temptation that much sweeter...

[sluissa]

What happens to be erected between a man and a woman in the privacy of a debate stage is none of my business.

[RedKing]

Pence has apparently agreed to allow a plexiglass barrier to be erected near him at the debate as long as it understands that he's a very heterosexual, married man and he can ignore how hard and firm that barrier is, its warm, unyielding surface beckoning his touch...

Mother wouldn't let me touch it, and that makes the temptation that much sweeter...

More like Sexiglass, amirite?

[wierd]

So, if it falls over during the debate, is that premature contamination, or erectile dysfunction?

[Starver]

It'd be hard to stop being all shiny in the light. And, for practical and aesthetic reasons, the edge would need to be circumscribed.

[Madman198237]

HURRAY!!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1242339

Before last Tuesday’s debate, QAnon accounts pushed the conspiracy theory that former Vice President Joe Biden was secretly wearing an earpiece before the debate even began.

Now, am I the only one who thinks this is the lamest, most stupid, most inconsequential "conspiracy theory" anyone has ever labelled as such?

[Starver]

That's exactly what They want you to think!

[delphonso]

Like Trump's "You just lost the Left" thing - completely empty but gives the true-believers something to talk about and be confident in.

[Doomblade187]

Bonus points - fox news ran the earpiece theory story on the front page headline.

[RedKing]

Like Trump's "You just lost the Left" thing - completely empty but gives the true-believers something to talk about and be confident in.

Yeah, or the #WalkAway thing, which always felt like an astroturf trying way too hard. Like, Jacob Wohl too hard.

Just as a reminder, FOX News once spent an entire day with multiple talking heads getting apoplectic that Obama ordered Dijon mustard on a hamburger, like some filthy Eurotrash elitist.

[Zangi]

https://youtu.be/7MWxq80oze0 Top 10 Obama Scandals

[scriver]

But Dijon mustard is what you're going to get on your hamburger if you go to any actual hamburger place instead of s fast food chain...

[RedKing]

But Dijon mustard is what you're going to get on your hamburger if you go to any actual hamburger place instead of s fast food chain...

Exactly the sort of anti-American talk I'd expect from a Communist rich elitist, Mr. Grey Poupon.

[MrRoboto75]

dijon mustard is a hot dog thing

[A Thing]

if I am elected I will end this partisan conflict. from now on there shall only be bipartisan mustard ketchup burgers.