~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~T U R N ☃~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Whoops. Retcon.
Time warp noises occur.Urist successfully runs past the owls, narrowly avoiding their claws as he passes through the doorway and they break off to go peck at Dan Kale for corpse desecration. He enters into an extremely tiny room (+4 points!) dominated by a spiral staircase made of iron, towering up out of sight. An iron door is set in each wall. He takes a couple steps, and a chute opens underneath him!
Razors line the chute, and he is sliced to ribbons as he plummets down to the next level! +4 points!
-11 HP! His mangled semi-exploded body lands hard, splattering gore all over a room with a doorway set into the north wall. Suddenly, another chute opens underneath him, and he slides through another set of razors to another new level!
-15 HP!Far below, on level B2, a tiny room full of teacup dragons squawks in terror and anger as small pieces of dwarf and oozing droplets of gore rain down on them. +4 points!
Urist is now in the lead, with 16 points!His name was UrisMcUristBearded.
His name was UrisMcUristbearded!Meanwhile...
All of a sudden, a tiger found itself swiping at nothing. It growled, spun around, and leaped towards the alpha-duck barbarian's throat! (4, target 7) It missed comically, thudding into the wall.
((Am I in? Am confus))
Continue drinking and casually mingle.
You're not in, unless you want to go wander into the dungeon entrance. Otherwise, you'll hang out in the tavern until a new party assembles.
(6) There's a really cute hobgoblin. You drink margaritas with her and you both fall madly in love. She's super clingy and she has to drink through a straw because her tusks are too big.
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I love this dungeon generator. Oh god.
Note: If nobody beats 16 points, Urist can still technically win the round.