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Author Topic: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (3/?) Turn ?: Interest Check on Possible Return  (Read 20279 times)

Sialia

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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (9/?) Turn 7: Our Heroes Continue To Get Mauled
« Reply #105 on: December 28, 2016, 06:46:06 pm »

Stabby stabby at the owl that lives inside for some reason.
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (9/?) Turn 7: Our Heroes Continue To Get Mauled
« Reply #106 on: December 28, 2016, 07:00:24 pm »

Stabby stabby at the owl that lives inside for some reason.
They're like burrowing owls on a larger scale. And a lot meaner.
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (9/?) Turn 7: Our Heroes Continue To Get Mauled
« Reply #107 on: December 28, 2016, 08:00:31 pm »

Head hunting time. Grab the Owls Head and hit it on the ground.
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (9/?) Turn 7: Our Heroes Continue To Get Mauled
« Reply #108 on: December 28, 2016, 10:05:32 pm »

"YOU CUT MY AURICLE! YOU DESPISCABLE AVIAN SLIME! " Azet grips one of his ears momentarily, before returning to offensive stance.

Stick the owl with my dagger, aiming to skewer it's heart like a shishkebab.
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (9/?) Turn 7: Our Heroes Continue To Get Mauled
« Reply #109 on: December 28, 2016, 10:40:54 pm »

Actually, I don't think I'll be able to keep up with a game as fast paced as this right now. I'm sorry, but I'll have to exit this game. Just say the owls killed me or something.
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (9/?) Turn 7: Our Heroes Continue To Get Mauled
« Reply #110 on: December 28, 2016, 11:40:40 pm »

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T   U   R   N        7.5
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Stabby stabby at the owl that lives inside for some reason.
Gaila rears back and brings his rusty blade down on the owl in a crushing blow, (9, target 6) tearing the chest of the beast open in a spray of gore! -9 HP! Killing Blow! +5 points!

Head hunting time. Grab the Owls Head and hit it on the ground.
Angry at being accosted and bitten so severely by the horrid birds, Skeliborn finally loses his temper and (6, target 10) dramatically whiffs a strike. The owl squawks loudly and tears deeper into his face: (5, target 5) -1 HP!

"YOU CUT MY AURICLE! YOU DESPISCABLE AVIAN SLIME! " Azet grips one of his ears momentarily, before returning to offensive stance.

Stick the owl with my dagger, aiming to skewer it's heart like a shishkebab.
(4, target 10) Azet misses by a mile, as if purposefully trying to illustrate that combat in this game has too many misses and doesn't lend itself well to turn based forum play and should be revamped. The owl disagrees: (7, target 5) -3 HP!

Actually, I don't think I'll be able to keep up with a game as fast paced as this right now. I'm sorry, but I'll have to exit this game. Just say the owls killed me or something.
Dan Kale has a sudden epiphany; the world outside is moving on without him, while he's here in this dungeon watching people get bitten by owls. He turns and books it out the door, running past the duck barbarian, past the tourist with the cask of whiskey, past the cardboard cutout of a tavern full of people wearing burlap sacks. He runs and runs, disappearing off into the setting sun.

Dan Kale has escaped the dungeon alive.
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (8/?) Turn 7.5: Owls Somehow Losing
« Reply #111 on: December 29, 2016, 12:54:22 am »

"This combat system sucks. What the fuck Nuffle?"

Break the fourth wall and debate the owl to death. Scream a lot and break into ad-hominems constantly.
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (8/?) Turn 7.5: Owls Somehow Losing
« Reply #112 on: December 29, 2016, 01:14:37 am »

A duck! Waterfowl are powerful allies.. but so is a fearsome feline!

"Hey, I'll save you, you glorious beast!"

Flip coin. If heads, stab tiger. If tails, stab duck.
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (8/?) Turn 7.5: Owls Somehow Losing
« Reply #113 on: December 29, 2016, 02:01:02 am »

Move further down the corridor and patch up my wounds as best I can
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (8/?) Turn 7.5: Owls Somehow Losing
« Reply #114 on: December 29, 2016, 04:05:52 am »

ENTER THE PUNGEON! Oh wait, wrong game? Ok, ENTER THE DUNGEON
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (8/?) Turn 7.5: Owls Somehow Losing
« Reply #115 on: December 29, 2016, 09:54:21 am »

Cut off the owl's claws
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (8/?) Turn 7.5: Owls Somehow Losing
« Reply #116 on: December 29, 2016, 11:13:47 am »

Waiting for the duck.
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (8/?) Turn 7.5: Owls Somehow Losing
« Reply #117 on: December 29, 2016, 03:04:20 pm »

(Holy crap, i am alive yet? how? UHASHSAUASUSAHUASH)

*Coughs blood, look at the tiger's eyes, bloodlust almost abandoning him and for some reason he just say in common language dripping blood on his mounth*

"I'll feast on your flesh"

Bloodlustlator: Quack.

Quackslator: HOLY FUCK I WILL DIE

*Bite the tiger's neck*
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (8/?) Turn 7.5: Owls Somehow Losing
« Reply #118 on: December 29, 2016, 03:48:22 pm »

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"This combat system sucks. What the fuck Nuffle?"

Break the fourth wall and debate the owl to death. Scream a lot and break into ad-hominems constantly.
(2) Azet loses it and starts ranting crazily at the owl. The owl seems to know that ad-hominems are not valid arguments, because it doesn't stop clawing him to listen to them. (5, target 5) -2 HP!

A duck! Waterfowl are powerful allies.. but so is a fearsome feline!

"Hey, I'll save you, you glorious beast!"

Flip coin. If heads, stab tiger. If tails, stab duck.
(Holy crap, i am alive yet? how? UHASHSAUASUSAHUASH)

*Coughs blood, look at the tiger's eyes, bloodlust almost abandoning him and for some reason he just say in common language dripping blood on his mounth*

"I'll feast on your flesh"

Bloodlustlator: Quack.

Quackslator: HOLY FUCK I WILL DIE

*Bite the tiger's neck*
Fred stops and flips a coin: Tails.

He makes a surprise attack (+3) against the wounded duck just as the berserker lunges for the tiger's neck, and the tiger lunges for the berserker's neck!

Fred: (9+3, target 10)
Tiger C: (3, target 7)
Il Duce: (11, target 5)

Paphi's blade slides deep into Dukington's body just as the angry waterfowl bites a ragged chunk out of the tiger's neck! -14 HP! Dukington: Killing blow! +5 points! Level up! -9 HP! Fred: Killing blow! +5 points!

The valorous duck quacks his last quack and collapses, crushed to death beneath the dead tiger, murdered by this strange human tourist.

Move further down the corridor and patch up my wounds as best I can
Gaila breaks off from the group and runs away from the owls, going down the corridor (+4 points!) and entering the room that Urist ran into earlier. +4 points! Level up!  The dwarf is nowhere to be found, but there is a very obviously open chute in the ground. Peering in, it slides down almost vertically into darkness, and razors line every wall. The whole thing is slick with blood. The room is very small; an iron door is set into every wall, and a wrought iron spiral staircase works its way up into the darkness above. Gaila bandages his or her wounds. +1 HP!

ENTER THE PUNGEON! Oh wait, wrong game? Ok, ENTER THE DUNGEON
Sir Lootington walks in just in time to see Fred viciously shank a duck. The duck dies.

Cut off the owl's claws
(3, target 10) Skeliborn swipes at the owl's claws, but the bird is too quick. (5, target 5) It lands a quick peck on his forehead. -1 HP!

Dukington and Gaila, choose a level up bonus:
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1. Add 1d6 points to a character’s Health rating.
2. Replenish two Special Abilities of the type allowed for their character.
3. Lower the character’s Attack rating by one (to a minimum rating of 3).
4. Raise the character’s Defense rating by one (to a maximum rating of 11).
5. Raise a character’s Speed, Power, or Intellect rating by one point.
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Re: ROGUELIKE: @ Murderhoboes (7/?) Turn 8: Roast Duck
« Reply #119 on: December 29, 2016, 04:00:14 pm »

"AAAAAAAH, TRAITOOOOOOOOR! HE MIGHT STEAL MY TEA AND CRUMPETS!" SHANK THE SHANKER!(AKA: Fred)
« Last Edit: December 29, 2016, 04:03:05 pm by TankKit »
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