"Sorry Crazyabe! I went too far"
Play music to fix people ears while walking
2
-1 - Being temporarily tonedeaf you grossly violate your enchanted violin, snapping all strings apart thanks to resonant frequencies enhanced by the magic.
"Oh no, I played too hard! Gotta go and get new one. Toodles!"
Secretly plot the demise of Mallos for ruining my dub.
Follow along to the camp, keeping my didgeridoo raised to cave a certain someone's skull in.
6 - Your diabolical plan is truly diabolical. As soon as he finds his way back with new instrument you will dastardly play music slightly off note right next to him. Nothing irratates a bard more than someone playing or singing off the note! This surely will cause him to engage self destructive behaviour!
MuahahAHAHAHAHA!!!
2 - Can't keep the thing up all the way. You need some medicine for it!
Kick the cat orc away, then strum a solo to expand the gateway to hell.
2 - The cat orc assaults! It punches you into face!
2
-1 - Both the hellway and your lyre collapse on themselves.
"DAMN IT!"
No, my instrument is a B. S. Johnson Chicken Plucker. It just works like a synthesizer.
Bergholt Stuttley "Bloody Stupid" Johnson has never made anything that actually works as advertised. They often do completely different things, or are directly opposite what you'd expect. Although he did make a magnificent organ (If I recall correctly it has 27 stops labeled '' and can play scores written for Squashed Frog Noises) that mostly works as advertised, somehow. But even that was plumbed into a shower.
Fine. Let's pretend your synthetizer is chicken plucker.
New Choice of Instrument for when I Get back: One-man_Band.
Technically that's more than one instrument, but being so dedicately tangled together it counts as one.
The thing is, howitzer is not meant to be musical instrument. That's where the line goes.
Oh fine, I'll take the second set of- ooh! Is that a jaw harp you have there, good sir? How much?
"For you, three rat ears!"I'm sticking to the accordion. PM me when I'm back, DM.
Sure, if I remember.
My character wasn't there this round, he went looking for a new instrument, probably matchboxes. The whistle is being saved for fighting bosses and serenading witch queens in the moonlight.
You looted Death Whistle, legendary artifact instrument. You are still around unless you give it someone else.
Give it to the guild master for temporary safekeeping. Go fetch a tambourine, or maybe a dozen matchboxes or so.
Sure. Let's also assume you went back looking for new instrument two turns ago.
Pick up my harmonica and be a backup musician for my fellows.
Hmm, who's...
Ah, here!
Play a haunting melody of eldritch summoning. Beat-box to it as well.
1
-1 & 4
-1 - Remember to thank your backup musician, because otherwise you would be looking for new instrument. Your summoning music calls forth an eldritch mouse. It goes to terrorize cat population in closest village.
Tonedeaf bard is not acceptable!
3
-1 - Magic is not with you today. You pretend you were just playing some marching tune and not trying to fix problems.
Party takes a break to make some fresh bacon before continuing their journay to GLORY! Soon they stop on small cliff overseeing a plains and a large well maintained army camp. There are thousands tents in neat formation, heavily armored and armed orcs patrol around, countless watch towers are erected and manned at perimeter. On the far side of the camp is one large and lavish looking tent. Obviously that's where the Lord Über Orc resides.
Maestro steps on top of nearby convenient boulder and plays
traditional tune to get your attention.
"Hear me, you magnificent bastards! My brothers and sisters in this glorious art! This is the day, this is the place when we for once and all prove to the world what is bard's worth! No more ridiculing, no more leaving us behind! After this day all adventurers shall beg on their knees for a bard to join their party, but we shall ignore them because we do so much better on our own!
Our last fights have been decent warm up for this moment, but it's time to stop playing around. Now it's time to unleash our full power! Tear the earth asunder! Bury the sun! Pull very stars down from heavens! Let our glorious music echo in every corner of the world, telling tale of total annihilation! FOR MUSIC! FOR FAME!"Shared Effects:- Damaged eardrums (-1 for musicality)
- Rousing speech! (No holds barred!)
Player: Guild Master
Instrument: Electric guitar, Death Whistle
Effects:
- Iron will
Player: Sosoku234
Instrument: Damaged Trombone
Effects:Player: Draignean
Instrument: Amplified Cactus
Effects:Player: Ultimuh
Instrument: Damaged Didgeridoo
Effects:Player: DolosusDoleus
Instrument: Damaged Theremin
Effects:Player: S34N1C
Instrument: Damaged Harmonica
Effects:Player: TheBiggerFish
Instrument: Synthesizer (B. S. Johnson Chicken Plucker)
Effects: 1 - Poohbah, Flute
1 - Harry Baldman, Jaw harp
1 - MidnightJaguar, Marching snare drum
3 - Maegil, Tambourine
4 - crazyabe, One-man band
4 - Mallos, Accordion
4 - KiwiOui, Saxophone
5 - ziizo, Violin
5 - Coolrune206, Lyre