Fiddle guy reporting for duty
A fiddle? That's basically a violin and we got one violing already.
in that case:
Harmonica man, Reporting for duty!
Play the highest note a harmonica is capable of and damage their ears.
Hah! Bandits are not the only ones who know suprise tactics! Here comes rear guard!
1 - Except these are professional bandits. They know their shit. Before you can get the volume up an arrow comes flying straight on your face. You can barely flip your harmonica into inpromptu shield in time to block the arrow. It gives you bloody lips and damages your instrument.
You are awesome like that. Blocking arrows with a bloody harmonica!
Uh, play thisand hope it does something
Call to Battle, eh?
2 - It's a perfectly executed drumming excercise, but that's about it. Bandits give you a round of applause.
Is the Amplified Cactus a valid musical instrument?
That's one freaky instrument. No doubt you can use it to bash some unprotected faces too. Yep, join the rearguard with harmonica man.
"Think again, butthole! Us bards have had enough of you dudes harshing our vibe! Take this!"
AMAZING GRACE, HOW SWEET THE SOUND
"Butthole? You are a smelly rotten cucumber!"
3 - It's a tear-jerking performance! Everyone is a bit more graceful! Single diffused ray of sun shines upon your group from between clouds.
"You are still a smelly cucumber!"
"No" utters the Accordion Master, being the simple man he is.
Rip some rad fuckin' polka, Al Yankovic style
2+1 - Weird Al's polka is all rather random stuff, so you emulate his style bemusing bandits. They do not know what to expect from you anymore. They feel like dancing but don't know how or what style they should.
"Are you an idiot or blind? only the guild master practices Pizzicato"
Play a song in Allegro to obtain a speed boost somehow.
"Pizz... what? Did ya piss in yer pants or what?"
3+1 - Through power of
music you tune yourself to next level of being. From your new perspective everyone else seems to be on
adagio. Ain't easy to talk down to bandits from this level, but then again why would you want to?
Begin to play some staccato low notes to accompany the marching snare's beats.
4+1 Your borderline magical performance really saves his drumming. I mean he's drumming perfectly, nothing wrong there, but he just forgot to put any will behind his play. Host of brass golems fall from clouds in rhythm matching the drumming and your staccato, completely surrounding bandits.
Golems start a war chant, beating their brass chests like drums, being lethal musical instruments by their own right.Man, it feels good to finally unleash your true potential! You feel a bit rusty, but these bandits will serve as a warm up for the real battle.
Does two halves of a coconut count?
THE WHAT? Try and play me awesome song of your people with two halves of a coconut!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzcLQRXW6B0
That's not an instrument of skill! I bet next you want to play triangle!
Fair enough, If it isn't too late, I'll choose a Didgeridoo then.
Third member or rear guard comes! It's a weird instrument, but will be most definitely useful for skull bashing when fans start getting too close.
Lyrical Lyre man, reporting for duty!
Strum a chord of endurance!
2 - Try as you might, but war chant of brass golems falling from skies disturbs your will too much to prevent any actual effects taking place.
"You want gold? Here's some fucking gold for you!"
Play song of fire and gold!
5 - Not to be bested by your underling summoning brass golems, you really let it rip out, moshing all the way through the song and screaming molten gold on faces of awe struck bandits. Bandits on way of the stream of gold dodge hell out and push some of their closest buddies in the danger in the progress. Handful of bandits perish under liquid gold.
"Fuck yeah! First blood is ours!"Bandits take stock of the situation and figure out it's better to kill these obvious wizards disguised as bards rather than try their luck with golems. DODGE!
3 - Guild Master blocks the blows coming his way with edge of his axe guitar
5 - Harry Baldman dances around the bandits trying to stab him with grace of elven belly dancer and redirects their blades at each other. This results two new corpses.
2 - Stage name MidnightJaguar tries to emulate Harry, but ends up getting a scar on his face.
1 - Sosoku234 is too engrossed with his success and blocks blades and spears with his trombone. It's now heavily dented, barely holding together.
3
+1 - Violinist ziizo doesn't have any problems with avoiding damage.
2
+1 - Bandits narrowly miss Mallos and his accordion.
4 - Flutist Poohbah doesn't have any problems either.
2
+1 - Harmonica player with difficult name, S34N1C, is scared shitless by this violent music criticism and barely manages to keep his precious harmonica from being completely trashed.
6,6 - Draignean wields his amplified cactus like a bow and drags it along faces of his would be assailants. This, coupled with their pained screams, produces truly distracting song, making it even harder for everything within one kilometer range to dodge.
1 - Ultimuh takes a hammer blow with his didgeridoo, causing large number of bad looking cracks spread on its surface.
3
+1 - Coolrune206 being cool guy dodges around in cool manner and tunes his lyre matching the cacophony of combat.
Brass golems finish their war chant. They get ready to smash skulls and break bones in artistic fashion.
38 Bandits:
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
30 Brass golems:
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
Player: Guild Master
Instrument: Electric guitar
Effects: - Almost Amazing Grace (50% chance for +1)
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
Player: Harry Baldman
Instrument: Bagpipes
Effects: - Almost Amazing Grace (50% chance for +1)
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
Player: MidnightJaguar
Instrument: Marching snare drum
Effects: - Almost Amazing Grace (50% chance for +1)
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
Player: Sosoku234
Instrument: Damaged Trombone
Effects: - Almost Amazing Grace (50% chance for +1)
- Call to Battle, host of brass golems
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
Player: ziizo
Instrument: Violin
Effects: - Almost Amazing Grace (50% chance for +1)
- Speedy
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
Player: Mallos
Instrument: Accordion
Effects: - Almost Amazing Grace (50% chance for +1)
- Weird Al's style
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
Player: Poohbah
Instrument: Flute
Effects: - Almost Amazing Grace (50% chance for +1)
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
Player: S34N1C
Instrument: Damaged Harmonica
Effects: - Almost Amazing Grace (50% chance for +1)
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
Player: Draignean
Instrument: Amplified Cactus
Effects: - Almost Amazing Grace (50% chance for +1)
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
Player: Ultimuh
Instrument: Damaged Didgeridoo
Effects: - Almost Amazing Grace (50% chance for +1)
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
Player: Coolrune206
Instrument: Lyre
Effects: - Almost Amazing Grace (50% chance for +1)
- Song of pain (+50% chance for -1 for dodging)
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