Does two halves of a coconut count?
THE WHAT? Try and play me awesome song of your people with two halves of a coconut!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzcLQRXW6B0
That's not an instrument of skill! I bet next you want to play
triangle!
Fiddle guy reporting for duty
A fiddle? That's basically a violin and we got one violing already.
Maestro whacks message on orchestra room walls using his trusty axeguitar:
WENT TO KILL ORCS. CATCH UP WITH US IF YOU ARE BORED WITH THE USUAL THREE SONG REPERTOIRE."Alright guys, lets go!"The band marches out of the College to north. Random by passers inquire if there's going to be a live performance somewhere to which maestro responds with smile
"Sure, later" and hands out a "Join Bards' College" pamphlet.
After hour of fast paced walking the troupe is accosted by group of bandits. There's around 50 men and women, armed with swords, bows, daggers, spears and other assorted martial weapons. They have you completely surrounded, leaving no avenue of escape. Not that you really need to worry about their real ability to harm you.
"Oh, it's bards! Hoy boys, give us your all your valuables and we only smash your face, you sissy string pluckers!"
Player: Guild Master
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