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[S34N1C]

My sheets posted

[ATHATH]

@ziizo: You don't have enough money for the blasting charges. Thanks for bringing some actual meds, though. *crosses entry off of list*

I actually do:

2 Actual Meds 80.00 (80.00)
1 Plasma Machete 90.00 (170.00)
5 Smoke Bombs 5.00 (175.00)
1 Defective Souvenir 5.00 (180.00)
2 Blasting Charges 20.00 (200.00)

Or I did the calculations wrong?

Sorry, the prices on your sheet were different and confused me.

[ziizo]

@ziizo: You don't have enough money for the blasting charges. Thanks for bringing some actual meds, though. *crosses entry off of list*

I actually do:

2 Actual Meds 80.00 (80.00)
1 Plasma Machete 90.00 (170.00)
5 Smoke Bombs 5.00 (175.00)
1 Defective Souvenir 5.00 (180.00)
2 Blasting Charges 20.00 (200.00)

Or I did the calculations wrong?

Sorry, the prices on your sheet were different and confused me.

My fault I counted how much money I had left there I will correct it now.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Another RTD by Harry Baldman?

SCORE!

Spoiler: Doo doo doo doo (click to show/hide)

Name: Peter "Mingus" Yeltzin

Gender: Male

Race: Fly Person

Profession: World-Class Bassoon Player

Stats:
Body: 1 - Carrying a bassoon around is fucking rigorous dude.
Finesse: 0
Mind: 2
Science: -1

Wounds: 0

Equipment:
Sonic Boomstick x1 - Playing only the "Greatest Hits of John William Weichselbraun" and nothing less, or else.
Blasting Charge x2 - Thought they were fresh reeds. Whoops.
Dose of Actual Meds x1 - Asthma runs in the profession.
Armful of Defective Souvenirs x2 - Gotta show those people back home you finally did something with our life. Take THAT Ms. Hawklethorn!

[ATHATH]

So... Is anybody going to buy any of the items (other than actual meds and napalm) on the list that I made instead of buying useless/fluff stuff? Because if not, I'm not going to bring the generator.

I mean, I get that this is a light-hearted game, but we should still try to work together.

[ATHATH]

The items remaining on The List are...
Fish Mask
Thermonuclear Pistol (I guess I could do without this, but I'd rather like a panic button if I get attacked while the more combat-capable members of the party are away (or if we need to threaten people with nuclear war). A potato cannon would be better (since we could launch some very unpleasant things at our enemies and the gun is reusable), but I don't want to ask for too much.)
An Accurate Timepiece (it doesn't even have to be exquisite- it just has to be accurate, since I'll probably need it for my experiments)

Total Price of the Items Remaining on the List: $175.97

C'mon guys, you can spare $40 or so, right? I know Draignean can- or he could have if he didn't SPEND HALF OF HIS MONEY ON A DRESS THAT HE'S GOING TO NOT BE WEARING MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAY! But wait- he still has some money left over after buying the dress! Nevermind, he's NOT SPENDING IT ON ANYTHING (because these frog-people totally use galactic-standard currency), HE'S JUST STUFFING HIS DRESS WITH IT TO TAUNT ME/US!

((Note: the above yelling at Draignean was tongue-in-cheek, and is not meant to be taken seriously. But c'mon, couldn't you spend a little of it on proper dress-stuffing and use the rest of it to help the cause?))

Also, if you have any change left over after you buy stuff, I recommend using it on the fortune teller.

[lawastooshort]

oh why would you post a new game at that kind of time arg

[ATHATH]

How are the results of rolls determined, by the way? Is there a difference between rolling a 9 or a 10? I'm thinking of shifting a point from Science to Mind since rolling at least a 5 on all Science rolls is a little bit overkill (always rolling at least a 4 will probably be fine for me).

[Xantalos]

Harry Baldman RTD? SHEET POSTING HERE

Spoiler: The Highly Enthusiastic Acrobat Barnacle (click to show/hide)

Name: Zoomboomafoo

Gender: I've entirely forgotten what with all the drugs.

Race: Barnacle Person

Profession: Acrobat

Stats:
Body: 5
Finesse: -1
Mind: -1
Science: -1
Wounds: 0

Equipment:
Metal Helmet
Fish Mask
Actual Meds x1
Blasting Charge X1
Tear Gas Grenades x2
Smoke Grenades x8
Whatever's left over (14 cents if my math is right) goes to fortune telling.

[Harry Baldman]

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Doctor Carnifarex.
Gender: Female.
Race: Spider person
Profession: Former thug.
Stats:
Body: 1
Finesse: 1
Mind: 1
Science: -1
Wounds: None
Equipment:
Metal Helmet
Plasma Machete
Actual Medicine (One dose)
$0.03 worth of fortune telling.

Looks all right!

As for your fortune, you will find yourself surrounded by undulating bodies! It has been foretold!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: He Who Sees Beyond

Gender: None, due to a tragic accident involving a particle accelerator, a rubber duck, and a chicken. Identifies as a male, though.

Race: Iron Shiny Man

Profession: Physicist. Dabbles in mechanics and engineering.

Stats:
Body: -1
Finesse: -1
Mind: 0
Science: 4

Wounds: 0/5

Equipment:
Wild-Grade Power Generator ($199.99)
Your Fortune Read ($0.01)

Ah, minmaxing. Nothing quite like it.

Your fortune - a metallic taste on your lifeline is never good news! Consider professional help.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Eccentrica Gallumbits

Gender: All.

Race: Worm Person

Profession: Strip Tease Dancer

Stats
    Body: 1
    Finesse: 2
    Mind: 0
    Science: -1

Wounds: 0

Equipment:
Incredibly Seductive Spangly Tearaway Outfit (141 Dollars)
39 Dollars in Singles stuffed in various places of the outfit
((If I can't pay for the REALLY seductive outfit, then:))
Artificial OmniLimb
10 Dollars in Singles stuffed in various places of the outfit

That's more than a fair price for an incredibly seductive spangly tearaway outfit, and I like the cut of your jib.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bertillious "Bert" Callion
Gender: Cis scum Male
Race: Spider person

Profession: !Science! Thief

Stats:
Body: -1
Finesse: 1
Mind:1
Science: 1

Wounds: 0

Equipment: 
Plasma Machete-$89.99
Metal helmet-$69.99
x2 single shot Thermonuclear pistol-$31.98
x3 smoke bombs-$2.97
x2 bargain medicine-3.98
Your fortune read-1.06

I'm thinking this is Corporate Spy essentially, yes?

Your fortune - there is much croaking in your future. Listen to it - they'll know more.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Waffels

Gender: male

Race: Spider people

Profession: repair man/janitor (he's just so good at getting to those hard to reach spots, you know. Doesn't even need a ladder or anything. Which means he spends a lot of time cleaning up things instead of doing the usual repair work)

Stats: your four beautiful stats start at -1, and you can distribute 6 points between them at the start.
Body: 1
Finesse: 2
Mind: 1
Science: 2
Wounds: 0

Equipment: you have 200 dollars to work with in personal savings. Spend wisely. Or don't spend at all - maybe the feeling of having money is comforting to you. Jot down what you buy, and how much money you have left afterwards.

Metal helmet (69.99)
Fish mask (59.99)
5 bargain meds (9,95)
10 smoke bombs (9.90)
With the remaining 50.17, I'd like to buy a toolbox with all the tools a repairman/janitor needs (wrench, hammer, Philips and flathead screwdriver, small crowbar, lots of duct tape, wd-40.) Fitted for a spider person to carry around.
Whatever is left goes to a fortune reading.

Regular tools and survival supplies actually come free with the capsule (well, free in the sense that you spent all the rest of your money on them), so no real need to buy a toolbox for yourself, assume you have the tools of your trade on hand. With that in mind, I'm going to wait for your approval before donating $50.17 to a space Fly hobo.

Also, subtract 1 from your stats.

Anyway, that's 5! Now to check the rest.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Arana Carnvora

Gender: Female.

Race: Spider People
Can climb vertical walls and horizontal ceilings with incredible ease.
Can spin extremely sticky webs with some prep time.

Profession: Ecologist.

Stats:
Body: 1
Finesse: 0
Mind: 0
Science: 1

Wounds: 0

Equipment:
2 Actual Meds 80.00 (80.00)
1 Plasma Machete 90.00 (170.00)
5 Smoke Bombs 5.00 (175.00)
1 Defective Souvenir 5.00 (180.00)
2 Blasting Charges 20.00 (200.00)

Technically you have 11 cents left. Other than that you're pretty much good! Hopefully someone will die horribly to let you in on the science.

Spoiler: Sheet if Open still (click to show/hide)

Name: Sisunesh

Gender: Male

Race: Spider

Profession: Engineer - Structural

Stats:

Body: 1
Finesse: 0
Mind: 2
Science: -1

Equipment:
Keg of Napalm(2) -79.99 Each
Blasting Charges(4) -9.99 Each
0.06$ -0.01 Each

Two kegs of napalm, ooh. Very nice. To the waitlist with you.

Spoiler: Doo doo doo doo (click to show/hide)

Name: Peter "Mingus" Yeltzin

Gender: Male

Race: Fly Person

Profession: World-Class Bassoon Player

Stats:
Body: 1 - Carrying a bassoon around is fucking rigorous dude.
Finesse: 0
Mind: 2
Science: -1

Wounds: 0

Equipment:
Sonic Boomstick x1 - Playing only the "Greatest Hits of John William Weichselbraun" and nothing less, or else.
Blasting Charge x2 - Thought they were fresh reeds. Whoops.
Dose of Actual Meds x1 - Asthma runs in the profession.
Armful of Defective Souvenirs x2 - Gotta show those people back home you finally did something with our life. Take THAT Ms. Hawklethorn!

Excellent. One more for the waitlist.

Harry Baldman RTD? SHEET POSTING HERE

Spoiler: The Highly Enthusiastic Acrobat Barnacle (click to show/hide)

Name: Zoomboomafoo

Gender: I've entirely forgotten what with all the drugs.

Race: Barnacle Person

Profession: Acrobat

Stats:
Body: 3
Finesse: -1
Mind: -1
Science: 1
Wounds: 0

Equipment:
Metal Helmet
Fish Mask
Actual Meds x1
Blasting Charge X1
Tear Gas Grenades x2
Smoke Grenades x8
Whatever's left over (14 cents if my math is right) goes to fortune telling.

And that's fourth for the waitlist! Your fortune - many people will have to die before you get your day in the sun!

I quote: "You are about to land on what the resident Frog People call Kwarrem." There are frog people, they have a language, thus they have porn.  I'm a goddamn galactic level strip tease dancer. I'm Eccentrica. Fucking. Gallumbits. I can get boners from the dead with just a quiver of my sinuous, mucus covered, bristly body.

The living shall envy the dead.

oh why would you post a new game at that kind of time arg

I was gonna post it 2 hours earlier, but then I had to write up the equipment.

Quick question. If I wanted a cheap pistol with a silencer, how much would it cost? And would I have to buy ammo and if so how much would that cost?

The thermonuclear pistol is pretty silent. Barely breaks 80 dB!

Anyway, we'll be starting later today. BE PREPARED

[Pancaek]

I changed my sheet. Now with even more smoke grenades and free tools! Also less smart, but who needs brain power where we're going?

[lawastooshort]

I was up and at my desk 2 hours earlier

Well, here's hoping everyone dies extra hard. Except the stripper.

Spoiler: Snapper Johnson (click to show/hide)

Name: Snapper Johnson

Gender: Male

Race: Shiny Person

Profession: Photojournalist

Stats:
•   Body: 1
•   Finesse: 0
•   Mind: 2
•   Science: -1
Wounds: 0

Equipment:
Metal Helmet £69.99
Exquisite Camera £99.99
10 Bargain Meds £19.90
10 Smoke Bombs £9.90
= £199.78

I will give 20p to charity and keep a lucky 2 pence piece in my shirt chest pocket to stop bullets.

[Xantalos]

I've decided I wasn't minmaxing hard enough.

One day I'll play a balanced character, but that day is not today.

[S34N1C]

I was hoping for a gun with more than one use, but I'll make due.

[Harry Baldman]

I changed my sheet. Now with even more smoke grenades and free tools! Also less smart, but who needs brain power where we're going?

Oh no, I meant subtract 1 from all of your stats. They start at -1 rather than 0, so it comes out as you having spent 9 presently. So you could have Body 0, Finesse 1, Mind 0, Science 1 if you want, but that's about the limit.