Name: Doctor Carnifarex.
Gender: Female.
Race: Spider person
Profession: Former thug.
Stats:
Body: 1
Finesse: 1
Mind: 1
Science: -1
Wounds: None
Equipment:
Metal Helmet
Plasma Machete
Actual Medicine (One dose)
$0.03 worth of fortune telling.
Looks all right!
As for your fortune, you will find yourself surrounded by undulating bodies! It has been foretold!
Name: He Who Sees Beyond
Gender: None, due to a tragic accident involving a particle accelerator, a rubber duck, and a chicken. Identifies as a male, though.
Race: Iron Shiny Man
Profession: Physicist. Dabbles in mechanics and engineering.
Stats:
Body: -1
Finesse: -1
Mind: 0
Science: 4
Wounds: 0/5
Equipment:
Wild-Grade Power Generator ($199.99)
Your Fortune Read ($0.01)
Ah, minmaxing. Nothing quite like it.
Your fortune - a metallic taste on your lifeline is never good news! Consider professional help.
Name: Eccentrica Gallumbits
Gender: All.
Race: Worm Person
Profession: Strip Tease Dancer
Stats
Body: 1
Finesse: 2
Mind: 0
Science: -1
Wounds: 0
Equipment:
Incredibly Seductive Spangly Tearaway Outfit (141 Dollars)
39 Dollars in Singles stuffed in various places of the outfit
((If I can't pay for the REALLY seductive outfit, then:))
Artificial OmniLimb
10 Dollars in Singles stuffed in various places of the outfit
That's more than a fair price for an incredibly seductive spangly tearaway outfit, and I like the cut of your jib.
Name: Bertillious "Bert" Callion
Gender: Cis scum Male
Race: Spider person
Profession: !Science! Thief
Stats:
Body: -1
Finesse: 1
Mind:1
Science: 1
Wounds: 0
Equipment:
Plasma Machete-$89.99
Metal helmet-$69.99
x2 single shot Thermonuclear pistol-$31.98
x3 smoke bombs-$2.97
x2 bargain medicine-3.98
Your fortune read-1.06
I'm thinking this is Corporate Spy essentially, yes?
Your fortune - there is much croaking in your future. Listen to it - they'll know more.
Name: Waffels
Gender: male
Race: Spider people
Profession: repair man/janitor (he's just so good at getting to those hard to reach spots, you know. Doesn't even need a ladder or anything. Which means he spends a lot of time cleaning up things instead of doing the usual repair work)
Stats: your four beautiful stats start at -1, and you can distribute 6 points between them at the start.
Body: 1
Finesse: 2
Mind: 1
Science: 2
Wounds: 0
Equipment: you have 200 dollars to work with in personal savings. Spend wisely. Or don't spend at all - maybe the feeling of having money is comforting to you. Jot down what you buy, and how much money you have left afterwards.
Metal helmet (69.99)
Fish mask (59.99)
5 bargain meds (9,95)
10 smoke bombs (9.90)
With the remaining 50.17, I'd like to buy a toolbox with all the tools a repairman/janitor needs (wrench, hammer, Philips and flathead screwdriver, small crowbar, lots of duct tape, wd-40.) Fitted for a spider person to carry around.
Whatever is left goes to a fortune reading.
Regular tools and survival supplies actually come free with the capsule (well, free in the sense that you spent all the rest of your money on them), so no real need to buy a toolbox for yourself, assume you have the tools of your trade on hand. With that in mind, I'm going to wait for your approval before donating $50.17 to a space Fly hobo.
Also, subtract 1 from your stats.
Anyway, that's 5! Now to check the rest.
Name: Arana Carnvora
Gender: Female.
Race: Spider People
Can climb vertical walls and horizontal ceilings with incredible ease.
Can spin extremely sticky webs with some prep time.
Profession: Ecologist.
Stats:
Body: 1
Finesse: 0
Mind: 0
Science: 1
Wounds: 0
Equipment:
2 Actual Meds 80.00 (80.00)
1 Plasma Machete 90.00 (170.00)
5 Smoke Bombs 5.00 (175.00)
1 Defective Souvenir 5.00 (180.00)
2 Blasting Charges 20.00 (200.00)
Technically you have 11 cents left. Other than that you're pretty much good! Hopefully someone will die horribly to let you in on the science.
Name: Sisunesh
Gender: Male
Race: Spider
Profession: Engineer - Structural
Stats:
Body: 1
Finesse: 0
Mind: 2
Science: -1
Equipment:
Keg of Napalm(2) -79.99 Each
Blasting Charges(4) -9.99 Each
0.06$ -0.01 Each
Two kegs of napalm, ooh. Very nice. To the waitlist with you.
Name: Peter "Mingus" Yeltzin
Gender: Male
Race: Fly Person
Profession: World-Class Bassoon Player
Stats:
Body: 1 - Carrying a bassoon around is fucking rigorous dude.
Finesse: 0
Mind: 2
Science: -1
Wounds: 0
Equipment:
Sonic Boomstick x1 - Playing only the "Greatest Hits of John William Weichselbraun" and nothing less, or else.
Blasting Charge x2 - Thought they were fresh reeds. Whoops.
Dose of Actual Meds x1 - Asthma runs in the profession.
Armful of Defective Souvenirs x2 - Gotta show those people back home you finally did something with our life. Take THAT Ms. Hawklethorn!
Excellent. One more for the waitlist.
Harry Baldman RTD? SHEET POSTING HERE
Name: Zoomboomafoo
Gender: I've entirely forgotten what with all the drugs.
Race: Barnacle Person
Profession: Acrobat
Stats:
Body: 3
Finesse: -1
Mind: -1
Science: 1
Wounds: 0
Equipment:
Metal Helmet
Fish Mask
Actual Meds x1
Blasting Charge X1
Tear Gas Grenades x2
Smoke Grenades x8
Whatever's left over (14 cents if my math is right) goes to fortune telling.
And that's fourth for the waitlist! Your fortune - many people will have to die before you get your day in the sun!
I quote: "You are about to land on what the resident Frog People call Kwarrem." There are frog people, they have a language, thus they have porn. I'm a goddamn galactic level strip tease dancer. I'm Eccentrica. Fucking. Gallumbits. I can get boners from the dead with just a quiver of my sinuous, mucus covered, bristly body.
The living shall envy the dead.
oh why would you post a new game at that kind of time arg
I was gonna post it 2 hours earlier, but then I had to write up the equipment.
Quick question. If I wanted a cheap pistol with a silencer, how much would it cost? And would I have to buy ammo and if so how much would that cost?
The thermonuclear pistol is pretty silent. Barely breaks 80 dB!
Anyway, we'll be starting later today. BE PREPARED