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[S34N1C]

Quick question. If I wanted a cheap pistol with a silencer, how much would it cost? And would I have to buy ammo and if so how much would that cost?

[Draignean]

@Draignean: why

Why not?

Now everything is going to be really awkward.

Plus, you spent over half of your money on a dress instead of important scientific equipment that could save our lives.

Look, when I'm distracting the guard monsters with my seductive worm-shimmy, you'll thank me.  What will we use to win the hearts and minds of the natives if not our bodies?

Seriously, try bartering your SCIENCE for the ancient frog tech quantum key that the indigenous people's chieftain uses as a necklace, see how that works for you. By the time I'm done, he'll be THRILLED to give it to us. Well. He'll be thrilled to give it to me.

Actually, you make a good point.

But how do we know that there is sapient life remaining on this planet, much less sapient life that is into exotic worm dancing?

Plus, you'll eventually cause a turn to have a really embarrassing title.

I quote: "You are about to land on what the resident Frog People call Kwarrem." There are frog people, they have a language, thus they have porn.  I'm a goddamn galactic level strip tease dancer. I'm Eccentrica. Fucking. Gallumbits. I can get boners from the dead with just a quiver of my sinuous, mucus covered, bristly body.

I count the last one as a pro, not a con.

[ATHATH]

@ziizo: You don't have enough money for the blasting charges. Thanks for bringing some actual meds, though. *crosses entry off of list*

[Draignean]

@ziizo: You don't have enough money for the blasting charges. Thanks for bringing some actual meds, though. *crosses entry off of list*

Spaking of, Ath, how do you have seven skill points invested?

[ATHATH]

@Draignean: I thought that they used to be here, then died off or left, like the dwarves of the elder scrolls series. If they're still around, you can probably do fine. Just don't seduce any PC's.

[Draignean]

@Draignean: I thought that they used to be here, then died off or left, like the dwarves of the elder scrolls series. If they're still around, you can probably do fine. Just don't seduce any PC's.

* Draignean makes a mental note to immediately seduce a PC.

[ATHATH]

@ziizo: You don't have enough money for the blasting charges. Thanks for bringing some actual meds, though. *crosses entry off of list*

Spaking of, Ath, how do you have seven skill points invested?

I put 1 point in Mind and 5 in Science. 1+5=6.

[ATHATH]

@Draignean: I thought that they used to be here, then died off or left, like the dwarves of the elder scrolls series. If they're still around, you can probably do fine. Just don't seduce any PC's.

* Draignean makes a mental note to immediately seduce a PC.

This is why I made a castrated character.

[Draignean]

@ziizo: You don't have enough money for the blasting charges. Thanks for bringing some actual meds, though. *crosses entry off of list*

Spaking of, Ath, how do you have seven skill points invested?

I put 1 point in Mind and 5 in Science. 1+5=6.

I can't math. Sorry, I looked at that wrong.

[crazyabe]

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Name: Sisunesh

Gender: Male

Race: Spider

Profession: Engineer - Structural

Stats:

Body: 1
Finesse: 0
Mind: 2
Science: -1

Equipment:
Keg of Napalm(2) -79.99 Each
Blasting Charges(4) -9.99 Each
0.06$ -0.01 Each

[ATHATH]

@ziizo: You don't have enough money for the blasting charges. Thanks for bringing some actual meds, though. *crosses entry off of list*

Spaking of, Ath, how do you have seven skill points invested?

I put 1 point in Mind and 5 in Science. 1+5=6.

I can't math. Sorry, I looked at that wrong.

Also, while we're on the subject of stats, you currently "only" have a +4 to dancing. I don't think that's enough to seduce the dead.

[Draignean]

@ziizo: You don't have enough money for the blasting charges. Thanks for bringing some actual meds, though. *crosses entry off of list*

Spaking of, Ath, how do you have seven skill points invested?

I put 1 point in Mind and 5 in Science. 1+5=6.

I can't math. Sorry, I looked at that wrong.

Also, while we're on the subject of stats, you currently "only" have a +4 to dancing. I don't think that's enough to seduce the dead.

A corpse hasn't said 'no' to my advances yet.

[ATHATH]

@ziizo: You don't have enough money for the blasting charges. Thanks for bringing some actual meds, though. *crosses entry off of list*

Spaking of, Ath, how do you have seven skill points invested?

I put 1 point in Mind and 5 in Science. 1+5=6.

I can't math. Sorry, I looked at that wrong.

Also, while we're on the subject of stats, you currently "only" have a +4 to dancing. I don't think that's enough to seduce the dead.

A corpse hasn't said 'no' to my advances yet.

Still, you might want to shift a point (or two) from body over to finesse.

[Draignean]

Still, you might want to shift a point (or two) from body over to finesse.

I have a great body, thank you very much, and to imply otherwise is in very poor taste.

[ziizo]

@ziizo: You don't have enough money for the blasting charges. Thanks for bringing some actual meds, though. *crosses entry off of list*

I actually do:

2 Actual Meds 80.00 (80.00)
1 Plasma Machete 90.00 (170.00)
5 Smoke Bombs 5.00 (175.00)
1 Defective Souvenir 5.00 (180.00)
2 Blasting Charges 20.00 (200.00)

Or I did the calculations wrong?