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Who do you stand with?

Larry (The Cat)
- 4 (36.4%)
Palmerston (The Diplomog)
- 2 (18.2%)
Gladstone (The Kingmaker)
- 3 (27.3%)
Freya (The Exiled)
- 2 (18.2%)

Total Members Voted: 11


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Author Topic: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: Putting the irate in triumvirate  (Read 5054 times)

scrdest

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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2016, 12:37:24 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 14, 2016, 09:26:22 am
Quote from: Max™ on July 14, 2016, 01:13:52 am
Is Larry the Cat in the running for most intelligent member of the British Government?
Is he actually a scheming mastermind who has now run that gigantic mouse everyone calls "Cameron" out of his house?
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2016, 12:58:17 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on July 14, 2016, 12:37:24 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 14, 2016, 09:26:22 am
Quote from: Max™ on July 14, 2016, 01:13:52 am
Is Larry the Cat in the running for most intelligent member of the British Government?
Is he actually a scheming mastermind who has now run that gigantic mouse everyone calls "Cameron" out of his house?
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Spoiler: FTFY (click to show/hide)
"There shall come a point when beneath my paws lies the world, and beneath the dirt of the world, my enemies - where you shall ask me, was it all worth it? Wouldn't you say? You might think that, meow, I couldn't possibly comment."
-Larry May, House of Cats
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2016, 01:31:53 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 14, 2016, 09:26:22 am
Quote from: Max™ on July 14, 2016, 01:13:52 am
Does he intend to pounce on and devour May during a live press conference?
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Larry May could be seen sizing up Theresa May just before Theresa May stepped into Downing street as Prime Minister. Journalists questioned Larry May as to where there could only be one May, to which he meowed ominously.
Keep an eye out for a potential devastating Larry coup in future.
Oh holy shit I was just kidding and the cat is actually sitting there glaring at her, I'm not sure if I should be proud of my innate grasp of cat psychology or disturbed that I might be right about the rest.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2016, 01:34:24 pm »
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2016, 01:38:56 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 14, 2016, 10:38:50 am
Cameron was not amused by Larry's refusal to play ball
..?
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Cameron mentioned that US President Barack Obama is an apparent exception to this fear [of men]: he said, "Funnily enough he liked Obama. Obama gave him a stroke and he was all right with Obama."
(Now the proof of the pudding is what he thinks of the new woman incumbant...)
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2016, 01:42:20 pm »
Quote from: Starver on July 14, 2016, 01:38:56 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 14, 2016, 10:38:50 am
Cameron was not amused by Larry's refusal to play ball
..?
Quote from: Wikipedia
Cameron mentioned that US President Barack Obama is an apparent exception to this fear [of men]: he said, "Funnily enough he liked Obama. Obama gave him a stroke and he was all right with Obama."
Damage control. Cameron said Larry liked Obama, Cameron said he liked Larry, photographic evidence and eyewitness testimony suggests otherwise in both cases. That Larry himself refuses to comment is especially disturbing, I heard down the vine that journalists are afraid of questioning Larry further lest he swipe them in the face with his claws.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2016, 02:01:48 pm »
Given what typically results from a cat placed in a sandbox, I'm not surprised at the mountains of shitposting in here. Just remember to bury it afterwards.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2016, 02:06:20 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on July 14, 2016, 02:01:48 pm
Given what typically results from a cat placed in a sandbox, I'm not surprised at the mountains of shitposting in here. Just remember to bury it afterwards.
Politics is usually full of shit anyway.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2016, 03:43:21 pm »
http://imgur.com/gallery/KK1ry
A little gallery of Larry

A gaLarry
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2016, 08:09:41 am »
Quote from: Teneb on July 14, 2016, 02:06:20 pm
Quote from: RedKing on July 14, 2016, 02:01:48 pm
Given what typically results from a cat placed in a sandbox, I'm not surprised at the mountains of shitposting in here. Just remember to bury it afterwards.
Politics is usually full of shit anyway.
It's had not to throw shit everywhere when you're up here in the peanut gallery.
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Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on March 26, 2012, 09:11:55 pm
They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2016, 02:14:22 pm »
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2016, 02:22:11 pm »
"Om-om-omom-om-om-om." [You need to see if you can get her to back off some on immigration.]
'Now-mow-now-ow-rowr-owrrrr.' [You wot mate, havn a fuckin' giggle? Swer on me mum I'll rek ya.]
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2016, 02:32:56 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 14, 2016, 09:26:22 am
Quote from: Max™ on July 14, 2016, 01:13:52 am
Does he intend to pounce on and devour May during a live press conference?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Larry May could be seen sizing up Theresa May just before Theresa May stepped into Downing street as Prime Minister. Journalists questioned Larry May as to where there could only be one May, to which he meowed ominously.
Keep an eye out for a potential devastating Larry coup in future.
Oh, dear God, please make it happen! *prays*
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2016, 06:21:05 pm »
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Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on March 26, 2012, 09:11:55 pm
They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2016, 06:22:31 pm »
Why does talking about this cat always make me think of Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards  :P
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