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Who do you stand with?

Larry (The Cat)
- 4 (36.4%)
Palmerston (The Diplomog)
- 2 (18.2%)
Gladstone (The Kingmaker)
- 3 (27.3%)
Freya (The Exiled)
- 2 (18.2%)

Total Members Voted: 11


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Author Topic: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: Putting the irate in triumvirate  (Read 5059 times)

Loud Whispers

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The thread in which we assess the political achievements of Larry the Cat

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Mainstream media wants you to believe Cameron likes Larry
DON'T LISTEN TO THEIR LIES, WE'RE NOT SHEEPLE, WE'RE MICE AND MEN
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Fresh Larry the Cat news

What does Larry mean? There's so much going on in that shot

P.s. No Russian dolphins allowed
« Last Edit: August 02, 2016, 10:36:26 am by Loud Whispers »
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2016, 12:39:01 am »

Larry is clearly a faschist, hell bent on taking jobs away from hard working mice who only wish to create an ideal workers paradise of cheese and almonds.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2016, 12:46:27 am »

Vladimir Larry
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2016, 01:13:52 am »

Is Larry the Cat in the running for most intelligent member of the British Government?
Is he actually a scheming mastermind who has now run that gigantic mouse everyone calls "Cameron" out of his house?
Does he intend to pounce on and devour May during a live press conference?
I don't know, but it wouldn't be politics without ridiculous and unfounded speculation!
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2016, 01:15:30 am »

Is Larry the Cat in the running for most intelligent member of the British Government?
Ha, as if that'd be a challenge
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2016, 01:22:56 am »

meow
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2016, 01:32:15 am »

Is Larry the Cat in the running for most intelligent member of the British Government?
Ha, as if that'd be a challenge
:D
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2016, 03:52:21 am »

Larry is actually Queen Elizabeth, who uses her ancient druidic wicca skills to transform herself whenever no one is looking.
She still chuckles everytime thinking back on that suit she ruined for Cameron.

Anyone ever seen a picture of Larry and the Queen together? Huh?
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2016, 04:13:20 am »

Tbh, his mouse-catching record doesn't seem that impressive, there being very little proof that the mouse he caught was not already dead.

I would however suggest that he be considered for the position of foreign secretary, clearly being the more suitable candidate. Perhaps Boris might do a better job as Chief Mouser.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2016, 04:30:00 am »

Queen is Minerva McGonagall.
It all makes sense now.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2016, 05:00:42 am »

#Mousegate the scandal that rocked number 10, newly leaked documents prove that a prekilled mouse was planted, showing corruption at the highest levels of government.
What else is Larryy hiding? Is his record on chasing pigeons also falsified?
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2016, 09:26:22 am »

#Mousegate the scandal that rocked number 10, newly leaked documents prove that a prekilled mouse was planted, showing corruption at the highest levels of government.
What else is Larryy hiding? Is his record on chasing pigeons also falsified?
I think it's more suspicious that George Osborne may have caught more mice than Larry, but refused a promotion to chief mouser. Is Larry blackmailing everyone who stands in his way?

Is Larry the Cat in the running for most intelligent member of the British Government?
Is he actually a scheming mastermind who has now run that gigantic mouse everyone calls "Cameron" out of his house?
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Does he intend to pounce on and devour May during a live press conference?
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Larry May could be seen sizing up Theresa May just before Theresa May stepped into Downing street as Prime Minister. Journalists questioned Larry May as to where there could only be one May, to which he meowed ominously.
Keep an eye out for a potential devastating Larry coup in future.

Larry is clearly a faschist, hell bent on taking jobs away from hard working mice who only wish to create an ideal workers paradise of cheese and almonds.
Woah, let's not overuse faschist, schist is a decent stone nowadays

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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2016, 09:39:53 am »

The wikipedia article hints heavily that Cameron did not actually like Larry. I'm surprised that Corbyn hasn't come under attack for his catastrophic failure to get mileage out of this.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2016, 10:38:50 am »

Tbh, his mouse-catching record doesn't seem that impressive, there being very little proof that the mouse he caught was not already dead.

I would however suggest that he be considered for the position of foreign secretary, clearly being the more suitable candidate. Perhaps Boris might do a better job as Chief Mouser.
Cameron was not amused by Larry's refusal to play ball

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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2016, 10:43:08 am »

This is great really, someone needs to take images of Cameron and Larry and apply them to appropriate captions from the Garfield randomiser.
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