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Who do you stand with?

Larry (The Cat)
- 4 (36.4%)
Palmerston (The Diplomog)
- 2 (18.2%)
Gladstone (The Kingmaker)
- 3 (27.3%)
Freya (The Exiled)
- 2 (18.2%)

Total Members Voted: 11


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Author Topic: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: Putting the irate in triumvirate  (Read 4950 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2016, 08:18:21 pm »

PTW.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2016, 06:38:31 am »

Breaking news: The argument between Larry and Palmerston rapidly devolved and got violent
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Larry fighting Diplomog after his charity fundraising could be disasterous PR

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According to those on the scene, Palmerston was trying to defend a raid on the Foreign Office by Larry, who had entered the grounds of the department neighbouring Number 10.
After a tense stand-off, the pair tumbled on the tarmac, breaking to eye each other up for several minutes, before Palmerston eventually admitted defeat and withdrew to deeper within the Foreign Office estate.

Victorious, Larry then slunk back into Downing Street.
Can confirm, Larry provoked this fight whilst Diplomog Palmerston was acting in self-defence

Our prayers are with Diplomog Palmerston

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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2016, 06:41:12 am »

Taking a page from Erdogan, Larry prompty went and executed half a dozen mice, as well as a potted plant which was completely uninvolved in the whole event.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2016, 07:36:37 am »

Larry also demanded the extradition of gulenfish, a goldfish mystic who went into exile in a fishtank in another room after being threatened by Larry. Larry accused him of forming a conspiracy with the mice to overthrow his catocracy. When asked about proof, Larry remarked that the threat his government (and his stomach) suffered was proof enough.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2016, 07:44:01 am »

Don't worry guys, we're a Parliamentary Catocracy and Larry will only be symbolically eradicating the pests

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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2016, 07:47:35 am »

Katkistocracy.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2016, 08:05:08 am »

KitKaticratocracy
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2016, 08:18:43 am »

Oh gimme a break.
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2016, 02:49:48 pm »

Give a dog a bone and quit it with these witticisms, or worse, puns

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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #40 on: July 29, 2016, 09:02:03 pm »

Soo... Theres gonna be a new cat in the Treasury Department, no pic of the cat though.

http://www.politico.eu/article/move-over-larry-theres-a-new-cat-in-town/
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #41 on: July 30, 2016, 01:48:32 am »

The cat wars strike back
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #42 on: July 30, 2016, 01:50:57 am »

The third cat (a link to article and pictures about within following article) is small news, compared to the reputed new resident dog!

This could end up bad for one or more species (humans included)...
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #43 on: July 30, 2016, 05:20:27 am »

We could start a bet on how many stitches that dog's nose is going to need
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Re: Larry the Cat Politics Sandbox: The claws are out
« Reply #44 on: July 30, 2016, 08:56:38 am »

Would be fun (in a silly drama sort of way) if Congress had it's own 'mousers'.
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