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Larry (The Cat)

4 (36.4%)

Palmerston (The Diplomog)

2 (18.2%)

Gladstone (The Kingmaker)

3 (27.3%)

Freya (The Exiled)

2 (18.2%)

Total Members Voted: 11

[birdy51]

Soon all of congress will start stockpiling cats to counter Larry's influence, just like the Treasury.

[Max™]

Would be fun (in a silly drama sort of way) if Congress had it's own 'mousers'.

Rats tend not to be so fond of cats.

The cat bun wars strike back

Noooooo! Blinda, what did you do?

Great... nowgotta go negertiate peace agerment, hrm, perhaps you can... make it up to me in another way?

[Loud Whispers]

Soo... Theres gonna be a new cat in the Treasury Department, no pic of the cat though.

http://www.politico.eu/article/move-over-larry-theres-a-new-cat-in-town/

I hope Gladstone is going to enjoy his new office because his neighbours are not having too much fun.

Larry vs Palmerston, Larry loses his collar in most brutal fight yet with Palmerston. Battersea Dogs & Cats Home advisors have been brought in to mediate conflict between the felines:

Following days of antagonism between the pair, a fierce skirmish this morning left an eyewitness fearing one of the animals could be killed if the fighting is allowed to continue. He called on new Prime Minister Theresa May to “get a grip” on the situation, warning Larry and Palmerston are “going to kill each other” if the fighting carries on.

Dark days for British politics

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: Warning, viewer discretion is advised (click to show/hide)

[Dorsidwarf]

Cats always look like they're about to kill each other when fighting. Source: Endless fights between my tiny waifish rescue cat and everything that moves.

[Max™]

Also: cat scratches aren't as nasty as they look or feel.

Source: I've had literally hundreds of cats, and my arms and legs are so covered in little scars that you can't identify them.

Well, kitten scratches are the worst, tiny little sharp claws, babies that don't know to latch on or let go, and the sides of fingertips bleeding far more than you would expect to be possible.

[Loud Whispers]

So are we saying the reporter was hyping up concerns that Palmerston and Larry were fighting to the death in yet more tabloid spin, or this is shilling on behalf of Westminster in order to coverup the shocking conduct of their mousers?

*EDIT
This shit is real. Changing the poll to reflect the severity of this situation.

Larry, Palmerston or Gladstone?

*EDITx2
Upon watching Cameron speak of Larry, I am won over, he seems to have genuinely love the cat - the press just took photos of him looking grumpy with the cat very often, but once the cameras were done snapping he returned to happiness xD

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I believe they need to let the cats out at different times of the day, Boris and Theresa's cats are two lions that cannot walk together at the same time... Now there's a third. What shall come of this? Catsplosion?

[Max™]

"Let's see if you can get under the gate now fatty."

I like that guy, that's how I talk to my cat Reggie. "What do you want now you big fatass?"

[Dorsidwarf]

My cat is referred to exclusively by "Oi You", "lucifer", and "little monster"

[Kot]

The Kittens hear. The Kittens remember.