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[Orange Wizard]

I... want that to be a sitcom

[Sheb]

The tapes that have been doctored to remove enemies of the state would be particularily awkward.

[Max™]

I don't know how but you managed to overwhelm the horribleness of that republican platform and turn it into a sitcom I want to see only slightly less than Thor, Loki, and Captain America sharing an apartment and being flustered by modern technology and such. "I say, toastbox, return my browned bread at once! This is ridiculous, Steve, can you call Tony again?"

[Frumple]

... so basically the Justice Friends?

[Max™]

That or maybe the Redneck Avengers.

[MarcAFK]

It's not Thors fault, tony only equips justice friends sweet hangout pad with the most obscure function bloated gadgets imaginable.
Only dr banner and himself actually know how to use the dry fusion baked product carameliser.

[smirk]

The tapes that have been doctored to remove enemies of the state would be particularily awkward.

An orgy with fewer and fewer participants each time it's shown. It'd be a running joke throughout the season: eventually it ends up with two participants, on opposite ends of the room, participating in "sexual exercise practice" since they mysteriously lack partners. Plus shenanigans with the department constantly needing to round up the voice actors to re-record the audio "just one more time".

[scriver]

I've always wanted to write a story that would take place in the department of some communist bureaucracy responsible for porn production. "Come on Comrade! We need to fullfill our anal quota for the five-year plans!"

"Cummunist Party"
"All up in Stalin"
"Colon Commisar"
"Adventures of the Cockmonauts"
"The Brown and the Red"
"Into the Motherland"
"KGB: Kommittee of Gang Bangs"

[martinuzz]

You forgot The Red Star

[Orange Wizard]

Cuban Missile Crisis, anyone?

Pretty sure there's innuendo in The Great Leap Forward but

[Sheb]

North Korean porn is just Kim Il-Sung raising from the death, followed 5 hours of various women orgazming non-stop by his sheer force of will.

[Max™]

I can honestly say I did not see this topic of discussion... coming.

(...and neither did she!)

[scriver]

The motto of the Communist Porn Administration would be "From each according to ability, to each according to need".

[Loud Whispers]

Here we see regulated state sex male, getting ready for his regulated state sex job.
First he obtains his regulated sexual health package (only $57.99 and 6-8 weeks for processing depending on backlogs with paperwork).
He meets regulated state sex work female who dons her workplace health and safety gear.
woah hold on thee regulated state sex man, it's not time for that yet, you need to pass the 17 point medical exam before you're allowed to remove your pants.

It's beautiful

[TheBiggerFish]

Okay can we maybe stop