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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1413498 times)

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #270 on: July 14, 2016, 02:26:05 pm »
What'll happen is that Trump will assert that "natural-born American" refers to anybody who is "born again" as an American, and thus all legal immigrants count (illegals go home reeeeee). He will then call on Congress to pass a special act immediately conferring American citizenship to Farage, as they possess the authority to do so.

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #271 on: July 14, 2016, 02:29:15 pm »
Nah nah nah, that would retroactively allow Cruz missile in

What you gotta do is declare the UK the newest state of USA, making Farage natural born Murricana
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #272 on: July 14, 2016, 02:34:22 pm »
Nah, Congress will see their loophole to get out of the Trump madness, by dissolving the United States of America, and then reconstituting the nation as the United States of Hamerica, with a territory defined as encompassing all the former territory of the United States of America, minus a 3-foot halo around Donald J. Trump, who is thus a non-Hamerican, and ineligible for the Presidency.

God Bless Hamerica.


EDIT: In order to get enough Republicans to sign on, they'll also "halo out" Hillary. I think there's enough Dems in Congress that would consider that a worthy sacrifice.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2016, 02:36:32 pm by RedKing »
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #273 on: July 14, 2016, 02:35:44 pm »
Why name it that?
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #274 on: July 14, 2016, 02:36:32 pm »
We are messing with power far beyond our comprehension. Thus shall be the fate of all who meddle within God's domain.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #275 on: July 14, 2016, 02:36:54 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on July 14, 2016, 02:35:44 pm
Why name it that?
Because Hamerica is haram
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #276 on: July 14, 2016, 02:37:52 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on July 14, 2016, 02:35:44 pm
Why name it that?
Is there anything that isn't improved by adding ham?

Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 14, 2016, 02:36:54 pm
Quote from: mainiac on July 14, 2016, 02:35:44 pm
Why name it that?
Because Hamerica is haram
And salty.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2016, 02:43:35 pm by RedKing »
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #277 on: July 14, 2016, 02:43:30 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on July 14, 2016, 02:37:52 pm
Quote from: mainiac on July 14, 2016, 02:35:44 pm
Why name it that?
Is there anything that isn't improved by adding ham?


Cheesecake.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #278 on: July 14, 2016, 02:47:01 pm »
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #279 on: July 14, 2016, 02:47:31 pm »
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« Reply #280 on: July 14, 2016, 02:48:22 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 14, 2016, 02:36:54 pm
Quote from: mainiac on July 14, 2016, 02:35:44 pm
Why name it that?
Because Hamerica is haram
Is there any joke that can't be made worse by adding "haram" to it?
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #281 on: July 14, 2016, 02:49:42 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on July 14, 2016, 02:48:22 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 14, 2016, 02:36:54 pm
Quote from: mainiac on July 14, 2016, 02:35:44 pm
Why name it that?
Because Hamerica is haram
Is there any joke that can't be made worse by adding "haram" to it?
Only sharia bants
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« Reply #282 on: July 14, 2016, 04:57:00 pm »
There's nothing concrete yet, but there are a whole bunch of rumors that Trump has chosen Mike Pence as VP.  We'll millennia by tomorrow, so stay tuned.
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« Reply #283 on: July 14, 2016, 05:47:46 pm »
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on July 14, 2016, 04:57:00 pm
There's nothing concrete yet, but there are a whole bunch of rumors that Trump has chosen Mike Pence as VP.  We'll millennia by tomorrow, so stay tuned.

This guy? https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/753642300409085952/photo/1
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #284 on: July 14, 2016, 06:26:11 pm »
Trump Twitters: "In light of the horrible attack in Nice, France, I have postponed tomorrow's news conference concerning my Vice Presidential announcement."

He's really trying hard to make himself look more diplomatic
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