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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1413012 times)

Descan

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #225 on: July 13, 2016, 05:14:35 pm »
what is even going on in here
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #226 on: July 13, 2016, 05:22:04 pm »
Quote from: Descan on July 13, 2016, 05:14:35 pm
what is even going on in here
I have no idea.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #227 on: July 13, 2016, 05:30:56 pm »
I think porn should be regulated by the state to make sure everyone pays their taxes, people aren't conducting unsafe work environments and super STDs aren't spread unto the Earth

Also because one day there will be state produced porn
Mark my dire words
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #228 on: July 13, 2016, 05:32:47 pm »
Presidential crowdfunding goals will have sex tape stretch goals, stretch in a couple of ways for that matter.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #229 on: July 13, 2016, 05:33:50 pm »
Love one's country in not only flag-waving and chest-beating, but in the bedroom as well.

Patriotism to the max.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #230 on: July 13, 2016, 05:38:33 pm »
There's probably American flag-themed sex toys somewhere, so we're halfway there

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It is totally consistent when you realize that they only oppose other religions theocracies.
The stupid thing is that we could have a Christian theocracy built around the principles of tolerance, peace, charity, and so on, and these people would still be upset because it doesn't match their particular branch of it.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #231 on: July 13, 2016, 05:48:15 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on July 13, 2016, 05:38:33 pm
Quote from: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on July 13, 2016, 03:09:22 pm
It is totally consistent when you realize that they only oppose other religions theocracies.
The stupid thing is that we could have a Christian theocracy built around the principles of tolerance, peace, charity, and so on, and these people would still be upset because it doesn't match their particular branch of it.
All other ideologies and religions other than pure patriotic AMERICANISM is treasonous and should bring summary execution. Praise Freedom

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #232 on: July 13, 2016, 06:22:28 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on July 13, 2016, 05:38:33 pm
The stupid thing is that we could have a Christian theocracy built around the principles of tolerance, peace, charity, and so on, and these people would still be upset because it doesn't match their particular branch of it.
Spoiler: Why sould Shiites be upset about living in an Islamic theocracy just because it's Sunni (click to show/hide)
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #233 on: July 13, 2016, 07:03:26 pm »
I'm up for a crusade against the heretics btw
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #234 on: July 13, 2016, 07:37:06 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on July 13, 2016, 07:03:26 pm
I'm up for a crusade against the heretics btw
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #235 on: July 13, 2016, 07:43:30 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on July 13, 2016, 05:38:33 pm
There's probably American flag-themed sex toys somewhere, so we're halfway there

Probably?  Bro.

Spoiler: Very, very NSFW (click to show/hide)
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #236 on: July 13, 2016, 10:11:27 pm »
Quote from: Kassire on July 13, 2016, 05:33:50 pm
Love one's country in not only flag-waving and chest-beating, but in the bedroom as well.
Wouldn't that be flag-beating and chest-waving?
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #237 on: July 13, 2016, 10:26:30 pm »
Man I hope Trump picks Gingrich. It would be the ultimate "old out of touch white guy" ticket, and I think damage Trump's chances even further. I can't say for certain how much sway Gingrich has these days, but he's seemed like he's been on the outs of the Republican party for a while. Which is probably why Trump wants him.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #238 on: July 14, 2016, 12:24:35 am »
Here we see regulated state sex male, getting ready for his regulated state sex job.
First he obtains his regulated sexual health package (only $57.99 and 6-8 weeks for processing depending on backlogs with paperwork).
He meets regulated state sex work female who dons her workplace health and safety gear.
woah hold on thee regulated state sex man, it's not time for that yet, you need to pass the 17 point medical exam before you're allowed to remove your pants.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #239 on: July 14, 2016, 03:24:19 am »
I've always wanted to write a story that would take place in the department of some communist bureaucracy responsible for porn production. "Come on Comrade! We need to fullfill our anal quota for the five-year plans!"
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