Get groo to do it.
Get groo to do it.
i support this
Groo will happily fly the plane! He's happy his skills are being recognized!
[piloting 1] clearly the dice just hate, you no two ways about it. Groo amazingly has been promoted to pilot after the rather disastrous epxperince with Rufferto. Groo clambers happily into the piloting seat and working mostly off of blind instinct and muscle memory manages to start the plane up. However, as he begins to taxi towards the runway, Groo suddenly notices a terrible thing. A squirrel like beast peacefully digging into the ground in it’s eternal and doomed search for fish and less doomed search for places to store nuts. Maddened by the hideous tentacled sight of the squird and forgetting all of the tentets of safe piloting, not that he ever learned them anyway, Groo slams the throttle forward and chases the squird around the tarmac cutting wildly across the airport in his addled quest for blood, this goes on for several minutes, before the squird finally spots an opening in the form of a space between two hangers and dashes in between, howling with rage and forgetting the rather wide wingspan of the bomber Groo gives chase in the Avro smashing the wings into the two hangers,[resilience 2] The plane wings are torn off and you're fairly sure that this plane isn’t going to fly again.
Terrible Things Here.After Groo's unsuccessful chase of the terrible beast the ever present OSS spooks once again approach, neither of them look very happy. The speaking spook approaches you visibly fuming before launching into a tirad against your groups piloting skills.
"YOU IDIOT'S DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU COULD HAVE KILLED DOING THAT OR HOW MANY PLANES YOU MIGHT HAVE WRECKED? WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING WAR AND WE CAN'T HAVE YOU ALL WRECKING EQUIPMENT AND WASTING MEN. The agent takes a deep breath and proceeds in a much calmer voice.
and that is you are all being demoted to domestic duties The agent produces a photo and passes it around the group.
This man is the Howard Splint nicknamed one eye due to losing an eye in knife fight when he was younger. He is the leader of the gang the irons. Ordinarily we wouldn't care but the Splint lately has been rumored to be getting friendly with a suspected Nazi agent, and we are becoming concerned that they might be planning some sabotage. We would ordinarily have the police take care of it, but we are trying to not let the Germans know that the agent's identity has been comprimised, thus you are going to make it look like a standard gangland shooting. You will be given appropriate attire of the Iron's rival gang, the Steel's and told to walk in to their main hideout and shoot the place up." Any questions?tldr:
Alright so, as a result of you burning through planes like no one's business the OSS has decided to cancel your current mission and demote you to domestic work until you manage to prove yourself by killing some people the OSS doesn't like. Such as the head of a gang in Detroit which the OSS has heard is becoming rather chummy with a nazi agent.