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[AbstractTraitorHero]

Yeah conservative means entirely different thing's to the elfs really conservative is not give much amif a care for the rest of the world and just have fun being elven conservative is basically almost anarchist with law's and the only real law is obey the ruler and their family when they ask something but after that feel free to do whatever.

Well their capital is calledWORLDSOUL! and maybe it's Less that they own it and more they own the spot where it is.

[Stirk]

The Emperor finally strolls into the Heretic's cave, when he reads the tablet. He immediately sends out his reply, through a series of traveling Minstrels to get the word out faster:

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She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was Queen Marcy, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Queen Marcy is not my mother
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But this kid is not her son
She says I am the one, but this kid is not her son

For forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(do think twice.)

She told my baby we'd danced 'til three
Then she looked at me
She showed a photo of a baby crying
His eyes looked like mine
Go on dance on the floor in the round, baby

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

Queen Marcy is not my mother
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But this kid is not her son
She says I am the one, but this kid is not her son

Queen Marcy is not my mother
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But this kid is not her son
She says I am the one, but this kid is not her son
She says I am the one, she says I am her son
She says I am the one

Queen Marcy is not my mother
Queen Marcy is not my mother
Queen Marcy is not my mother
Queen Marcy is not my mother
Queen Marcy is not my mother
Queen Marcy is not my mother

[AbstractTraitorHero]

She said grandma.

[Haspen]

The game has begun proper as I saw the treaties and alliances and army deployments all posted already.

Of course, it's Taricus turn now as he was first to get on playerlist.

[Stirk]

She said grandma.

That doesn't fit the song parody though :0.

The game has begun proper as I saw the treaties and alliances and army deployments all posted already.

Of course, it's Taricus turn now as he was first to get on playerlist.

So we wait for him, then Criptfeind, then Tiruin before posting our moves then? Or do we post them all at once and just process them in that order?

[Haspen]

Either works (I will just queue them), but personally I think that its better to post orders after getting up-to-date with current situation

[Criptfeind]

When does research happen?

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Wait am I allied with tururin?!

[Taricus]

Yes you are, it's noted on the turn. Give the holy empire hell.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

FUCK THIS WAS NOT PART OF MY PLAN!
OK who is up for alliances!
And how many conscripts can I raise?
Is it my turn?

[Taricus]

Haspen has to roll things, then it's your turn.

As for the troops you can raise per turn, it's 1+training grounds. The limit on how many armies you can have at a time is in the turn updates.

[Stirk]

Darn, I was hoping to keep the training grounds  . Woulda almost guaranteed a curb-stomp victory.

[Taricus]

Except now you'd take an even larger penalty since you also have to cross a body of water to get there. If you could in the first place (Since Tiruin also has a navy in the sea province.)

[Stirk]

Except now you'd take an even larger penalty since you also have to cross a body of water to get there. If you could in the first place (Since Tiruin also has a navy in the sea province.)

The Water Crossing is right there, linking the place I just conquered to the mainland. That is only a -1 penalty to attack, making the final a +1 attack V a +2 defense. That is a ~33% chance for me to win with every attack, assuming all things are equal. 1/3 would be my victory. If I had a training grounds there, then I would pop up one army for every army the enemy's capital put out, meaning I could invade whenever I wanted.

[Criptfeind]

Well. You'd win 1/3 of them, so you'd need to ounumber them to have a real shot at victory, which would give Tiruin another +1. Which means you'd need to outnumber her about 3-4 to 1 to have a actually good chance at winning. Which, you know. Certainly possible. But not caused just by a single training ground there.