Cameron sends the thought of safety and trys to say son.
Both idea of present safety and idea of male offspring goes through. Response is
Happy. Desire/Need?"Yes, yes I do. Do I need to enforce that claim?
And why is everything I try to make except people starting out really creepy anyway?"
If needed, further assert dominance over the fortress with that 5.
Either way, request the fortress take on a more...Not grotesque avatar.
"No. Simply imprint is needed. Can't have just anybody making claims here. Your hand, please." the gargoyle hisses while extending its own arm. You extend yours in response and before you realize it, your arm is shoved elbow deep into gargoyle's teethy mouth. It bites down hard, looks suprised (because your skin and flesh doesn't break) and then it bites harder. A panic rises and you try to pull your arm out futilely, until your skin finally breaks and a bit of blood pours out. This seems to satisfy the gargoyle's need to bite. "Blood sample gained and master's identity ingrained."
It laughs at your request, but
shifts its shape a bit nonetheless. "Scary and grotesque keeps citizens in line. You need to imprint fear of master into them. Otherwise they might not show respect you deserve. They need to be trained!"
"But now into business. How I may serve you today? I have noticed distinct lack of master bedroom, which is being handled right now, by the way, as well as some other necessities for pleasant life under mountain such as prisons, torture chambers, and bathrooms."
"Mmh poor Tec. If only...ah ! Of course !"
Use magic to make Tec a steel golem with flying thrusters and a deadly energy beam coming from its eyes if applicable.
What is this "thruster" you are talking about?
4. Tec's rocky skin crumbles off revealing gleaming steel core underneath. Pair of large wings bursts out of its back, resembling leathery bat wings, but being made of shining steel. Tec crouches down, pulls its wings up, and jumps. Single flap from its wings sends it rocketing upwards and causes small whirlwind of ash down where you and Samuel are. It manages to fly somewhat gracefully around your house and land near Anna.
I think energy beam would require separate spell, and its roll is 1.
"Nice try non-magician but magicians are the best! Now time for your friends to perish."
Cast "WATERCANNON" a strong burst of water flies out of my trunk and aim for the archers on the wall.
4. Near endless stream of high pressure water bursts out of your trunk. [1] ((Because aiming doesn't seem to be part of the spell.)) Controlling your trunk precisely when massive amounts of water is streaming through it is much harder than you expected. It flops around like berserking snake, the stream kicking dirt and rocks off the road and more than once tearing new holes into your pants. It is actually enough to break the protective enchantment on you and make you yell in pain as the stream rips skin off of your knee. And then comes the volley.
[5] You don't even notice the bolts whizzing past you, so preoccupied you are with new pain in your knee.
I'll cast Get Far Away From My Attackers!
[4] No problems with focus, it seems. It's good time to skedaddle somewhere safer.
6. Apparently magic doesn't consider those little fuckers as attackers because it brings them along to... fuck if you know where this is. And who cares, those reeky boil-brained maggot-pies have higher priority.
[1] You swing your arms wildly while expending your swearing vocabulary when of them gets on your face and pokes its tusks right into your eyes. You scream your lungs off and begin rapidly inventing new ways of swearing. This is MAJOR distraction for spell casting.
Future Wild Magic (9): 1 2 3 1 6 1 6 3 1
Body:
Echantments:
Aura of strength
Magiphone with mommy
Artifacts of power:
Locket of Subjective Truth
House:
Followers:
Other:
-Basic travel gear
-Woodcutters axe
-Two big kithcen knives
-Some food
Some jewelry
Dressed for party
In coastal city
Cover story provided
Escort of Eleanora Beaumann
Party
Future Wild Magic (9): 5 2 4 5 3 6 3 4 3
Body:
Head of elephant
Tusks: Cracked, but fixed on surface
A spearman stuck on
Pink head
Right forearm: Bleeding hole
Left knee: Skin ripped off
Echantments:
Brother-in-arms: Dominic Calhoun
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:
Huge barrel
Two arms and lots of small legs
Empty
Has hole near bottom
Protection from harm
Future Wild Magic (9): 1 4 5 6 2 6 5 2 1
Body:
Muddy
Mane
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
Expanded land
Controlled by magical orbs
Holographic command room
Fully shieded with forcefield
Protects from: physical forces, repel
Unsteady small elevating platform
Followers:
Magical mail order wife: Anna
Damn perfect
Golden wedding ring
Traces of violence on throat
Nature of self
Steel golem: Tec.
Skeletal structure
Wings
First Commandment: Protect Anna
Other:
Aspiring educator
Golden wedding ring
Memories stolen
Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
Future Wild Magic (9): 1 3 2 1 3 3 3 4 3
Body:
Long ears with tuft
Eyes popped: Blind
Echantments:
Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Reflect Spell
Artifacts of power:
The camp:
Food reserves: sausages and cinnamon rolls
Grotesque statue of dead mage
Carved poem of "Wild Magic"
Wooden bone throne
Bejeweled golden goblet
One step ladder
Followers:
Other:
Long drinking straw: Blocked
Scale mail pants (appearance only)
"Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
Chaos Swarm distracting.
Future Wild Magic (12): 3 6 1 1 6 3 6 1 4 1 1 2
Body:
Sand in pants
Coated in blood and ink
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
5 Balanced spell scrolls
Calin's Shredder
Heartbane
Scroll of Healing [6]
Scroll of Teleporting [5,5]
Potion of Firebreath [6]
Glass sphere (4)
Binded in dark steel cage
Tent in Tenhe:
Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
Something's missing
Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
Hidden gate
Grid of miniature suns
Simple boulder sentinel
Few simple golems
Siege engines
Silly face carriage
Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr
Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
The Forest: Now Ashlands
Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
Ashlands: Forest gone
Ashlands: Skeletal stone golem
Followers:
Other:
Lots of maps
Few empty paper sheets
Owner of Calin's severed arm
Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
Pair of sandstone cubes
9 giant treasure boxes
Future Wild Magic (8): 5 3 4 3 5 2 4 3
Body:
Bitten by feather hat
Scales on back of hands
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Ageless
Immortal
Artifacts of power:
Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
Slippery scrying orb
The Fortress:
Carved in mountain
Reconstructed
Intelligent
Self-replenishing
Self-modifying
Overtly helpful
Gargoyle avatar
Throne room
Ornate skylight
Inhabitants: 20
New species
Not so polite
Mage's workshop
Self-replenishing
Containment circle
Dispel array
Followers:
New species: Laudata
Firstborn
Minor arachnophobia
5 giant demon wolf golems
Swarm of stone spider golems
Other:
Well prepared for travel
Quest for godhood: In progress
Small Favours
Glimpse of magic
Pair of lead chunks
Funny wooden wheel
Perfectly generic ladle
Copper bowl for scrying orb