BEGIN MASS LOOTING FOR ANYTHING THAT CAN BE USEFUL,weapons,food, clothing basically traveling gear once I'm done follow the villagers to the capital.
[5] You jog from building to building and find following things: woodcutters axe, belt hook for it, two big kitchen knives. A little light on weapons, but these folks are poor farmers. Three loafs of bread, some dried meat and spices, all packed and ready to take. A convenient backpack, pair of blankets. Considering how good hearted these people are you suppose you can borrow rest from them during the journey. Assuming you stay with them that long. Their hospitality might disappear suddenly if they find out you are a mage.
After looting what you need you return to the carts where people are loading last things. Few minutes later they are all ready to move. Horses pull the heavy load forward and everyone else fall in line behind them, you included. They travel quietly the first two kilometers and then start talking. Mostly about how unfortunate it is having to uproot their lives. It doesn't take long for them to get curious about you.
"How did you end up in middle of nowhere without so much as rations?"
((But... Didn't I use one earlier...?))
See if Laudata has potential?
You make her do what you did when you identified yourself as a mage, hoping it triggers her power. She follows your rather random instructions obediently, but no ability manifest itself. Hmph, looks like magic ignored that part of the creation spell.
You become acutely aware of the fact that crazyabe is not your best friend. He never was.
I cast 'Summon Permanently Area-Bound Extraplaner Chaos beings of Assistance' Followed by 'Detect Self'.
5. Magic eagerly vomits out some entities of Chaos. For example, fingerprint of sun that smells like transparent. Green passionate magma tree colder than light. Octopus of abusive love. Something you and everybody else adamantly refuses to look at, no matter what.
They instantly begin assisting. Mostly by stomping soil hard and pulling out everything intact and possibly usefull things they can find.
1. Magic broadcasts you identity and location to everything around. You see black tendrils of magic pounce at you behind another hill, tearing all enchancements on you away and then you don't feel magic anymore. It's gone.
The villagers look at you confusedly, then their expressions harden and they address in very cold tone. "Thanks for clothes and food, but get the fuck out of our village, you fucking sleazy piece of shit! If you stay here any longer I swear by Emperor, I'll tear your eyes out before strangling you with your own guts!"
Attention Nakéen!Your character becomes acutely aware of the fact that crazyabe is not your best friend. He never was.
Cast a spell to separate the carriage from the golems, followed by two acne-curing spells and the creation of a potion of firebreath.
4. Magic pulls faces out of the wheels and stops. There isn't any golems to separate. The carriage is a carriage, akward, ugly, made of stone, but still a rather mundane carriage.
2. You get a tattoo of upwards pointing dagger under your left eye.
2. Instead of getting rid of the acne, you feel your eyebrows itch. Touching them carefully you find out they have transformed into tiny soft fuzzy
feathers.
6. A glassy bottle materializes in front of you, filled with swirling yellow and orange liquid. Bigger than you expected, and steaming hot. It's difficult to touch and you suspect drinking it will burn your mouth and throat badly.
You become acutely aware of the fact that crazyabe is not your best friend. He never was.
"Hmm. Unexpected. I thought to cast one spell to summon breakfast, but cast three: one for each individual piece. I must keep this in mind as I practice this magic. Well. that Orange juice is not going to drink itself, now is it? But how to get up there? A ladder, I suppose."
I eat a cinnamon roll, and then cast a spell to summon a ladder, leaning against the outside of the barrel of orange juice.
((Wording. It makes difference.))
The roll is tasty, very tasty, if a bit too warm. Mmm, such a good roll! These are really on their best straight out of oven. Now, access to drink.
3. A one step ladder appears. It's just barely tall enough to get your jaw over the barrel. Works for your purposes, but could definitely be taller.
In (preferred) or waitlist (if necessary).
Call me . . . Outer Heaven.
Waitlisted.
Future Wild Magic: 1 1 4 2 2 4 5 4 5 4
Body:
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Small group of farmers escaping forest fire
Other:
Basic travel gear
Woodcutters axe
Two big kithcen knives
Some food
Future Wild Magic: 3 6 2 3 3 2 2 2 1 1
Body:
Blue hair
Tattoo of Third Eye on forehead
Hundred paper cuts on arms
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
Conceptual robe of Path, Guide and Restraint: Worn
House of doors:
Food reserves: Sparkly, truly fantastic, and hallucinogenic!
Portal doors
Opulent stone office: lava on floor
Opulent stone office: rug on fire
Followers:
Other:
Meeting with homeless villagers
Future Wild Magic: 1 1 1 5 6 2 4 3 3 2
Body:
Muddy
Echantments:
Magical video conference between certain mages
Artifacts of power:
Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying house:
Controlled by magical orbs.
Holographic command room
Kitchen: Little damaged
Kitchen: Sea monster in kitchen
No food
Followers:
Magical mail order wife: Anna
Damn perfect
HOLY CRAP WHAT'S THAT!?
Earthly golem: Tec.
Made from stone, wood and vines
First Commandment: Protect Anna
??
Other:
Aspiring educator
Too sexy illusions: Angry maid
Golden rings and Failed proposal
Future Wild Magic: 3 2 2 6 1 5 3 5 3 2
Body:
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
A camp:
Food reserves: sausages, cinnamon rolls and huge barrel of orange juice
Grotesque statue of dead mage
Wooden bone throne
One step ladder
Followers:
Other:
Future Wild Magic: 4 1 4 1 4 3 2 4 4 5
Body:
Sand in pants
Coated in blood and ink
Light acne
Tattoo of dagger under left eye
Feather eyebrows
Echantments:
Magical video conference between certain mages
Artifacts of power:
Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
10 Balanced spell scrolls
Calin's Shredder
Heartbane
Scroll of Healing [6]
Potion of Firebreath [6]
Ancient tower:
Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
Hidden gate
Simple boulder sentinel
Siege engines
Silly face carriage
Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr
Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
Grid of miniature suns
Ward of Ingorane: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
The Forest: Two huge broken stone ARMs
The Forest: On fire
Followers:
Other:
Lots of maps
Empty paper sheets
Owner of Calin's severed arm
Future Wild Magic: 3 3 4 5 2 2 4 1 2 5
Body:
Echantments:
Magical video conference between certain mages
Artifacts of power:
The Fortress:
Carved in mountain
Long abandonded
Signs of cataclysm
My halls smells of rich mystery
Functional
Main hall
Ornate skylight
Followers:
New species: Laudata
5,4
Firstborn
Other:
Well prepared for travel
Quest for godhood: Creator of new species
Small Favours: Possibly incoming
Glimpse of magic
Redefined topography
Six tents
Few supply crates
Inhabitants:
Many dead peasants
15+ living and dressed peasants
Permanently Area-Bound Extraplaner Chaos beings of Assistance
Enchantment:
Artifacts of power:
Advanced Antimagic Warfare Sentinel Model XI
Target found: crazyabe
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