....I honestly don't remember maybe mother's teleport spell wasn't strong enough I remember her using her spell and then I woke up in the woods.
[5] Your response instantly silences whole group. After few moments of silence one speaks, choosing her words carefully.
"Your mother is a mage? Have you... inherited her talents?"
Make some new, hopefully-less-idiotic golems. Summon some furniture afterwards.
4. A handful of stone golems manifest themselves in front of you. They look decent enough, though they lack the initiative best golems have. Either way, they are better than the previous bunch. Your statue turns to look at them and nods approvingly.
1. At first nothing happens. Then chairs start flying out of your tower's windows crashing on ground, followed by a broken table and bedsheet. Something is moving inside.
Well darn.
Set a Minor Annoyance after crazyabe.
Actually, set two.
3. 3. Two minor annoyances sent. Hopefully he finds cockroaches in his breakfast.
"Ah, as expected, a slightly lest than helpful ladder. Well, at least it isn't inside the barrel. that ... heh heh ... that would have been silly. Still, these rolls are delightful."
I eat a portion of sausage and cast Summon Long Drinking Straw.
"I should probably summon a cup instead, but this feels more in line with the situation."
Sausage has odd savor, nothing alarming or off putting, but slightly odd nonetheless.
3. A drinking straw appears. It looks normal.
Run for the Hills!
The entire area that used to be village is now a host of small hills, and the ones outside of village's remains are full of burning tree stumps. There's plenty of hills to pick for, but I assume you want one where antimagic attack
didn't come from.
[1] Or actually let's go in that direction. After tripping over some particularly muddy spots your clothes are totally drippling wet and your bleeding arms covered in dirty mud. Rolling your way over the hill you trip again on something hard and fall on your face.
Something falls from sky and lands hard into newly formed mud lake, sending lots of droplets in far and wide.
Soleus Arendar :
As the enchantment vanish, the terrible realization plunges Soleus in a state of despair and emotional pain.
"I have been fooled. I understand now...that was what the Eye was showing me..."
Despite the intense betrayal, Soleus feel no strong ill toward crazyabe. The true responsible is magic. He will take care of crazyabe later, but for now, he can't trust him anymore.
"Magic... What is magic ?" says Soleus while glancing at the Eye then at his dear Anna. He feels a strange feeling of doubt suspicion when looking at Anna. Who is "Anna" ? Is she the ideal woman I dreamt of ? Or is she a mere puppet for another act from Wild Magic ?
"Anna... When we will be in a safe place I would like to ask you some important questions. But right now, using magic will answer one of them : what wicked scheme are you up to, magic ?..."
Soleus casts a spell of Akashic Records Access, to unravel the source of the present disaster.
"Of course, dear. Talking is important." She's following in your footprints, trying carefully to not soil her expensive dress.
1. A vision takes over you senses. A jungle, hot and humid, but that doesn't bother you; this is normal for you. This is your homeland after all, or what's left of it. You are hunting dangerous prey today. A couple of humans have invaded your territory. Disgusting humans. They bought the end of the world and your species paid dearly for it. They aroused the beast of the sky who them froze almost everyone to death with its cold breath. Those few who survived were weakened drasticly. Civilization was gone in blink of eye, hunting trophies of ages disappeared in mere moments, along with buildings. Nature took back what was taken from it, and if you believe what you heard from lone surviving mountain dweller, humans also lost their dead cities. You and your group are the last of your kind. You want revenge, as meaningless as it is.
Their smell is strong. Stupid humans always forget their smell. Makes them so much easier to track. Doesn't make them any easier to kill. You see them. Just a pair of them, a warrior woman and old man. Hatred makes your muscles ready for attack and a moment later you pounce on them. They hear your roar, but unlike animals they don't freeze. They turn and defend, but old man is too slow. You knife slits his throat open, spilling his blood out. The smell tickles your instincts. It's hard to resist the desire to sink your teeth into his neck and claw his stomach open. Focus, the dangerous one remains!
She tries to grab you but fails. You use the man's falling body as a kick board and pounce at the woman, trying to reach her throat. She strikes your arm making you drop the knife. It doesn't bother you. You always liked your natural weapons better. You extend your claws, slashing wildly. Some get through making her bleed. She fights silently as humans do. Fight devolves into wrestling. Humans are good at wrestling, especially soldiers, but you are small and nimble. It evens out. Soon you are on her back sinking claws into her throat in attempt to cut arteries and simultanously strangle her. Your fangs itch. Soon you can have human flesh again...
The woman cries. She's begging you to stop. "Why you are doing this?" She cries. "Have I wronged you, love?" Love? What is this woman talking? You don't love humans. Why would you? Hmm, your fur is gone. Concerning. Fur...? You never had fur. Why you are strangling Anna? You stop and step back bewildered, your mind returning normal. What you have done?
Something falls from sky and lands hard into newly formed mud lake, sending lots of droplets in far and wide.
Future Wild Magic: 1 1 4 2 2 4 5 4 5 4
Body:
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Small group of farmers escaping forest fire
Slightly suspicious
Other:
Basic travel gear
Woodcutters axe
Two big kithcen knives
Some food
Future Wild Magic: 3 6 2 3 3 2 2 2 1 1
Body:
Blue hair
Tattoo of Third Eye on forehead
Hundred paper cuts on arms, soaked in mud
Completely covered in mud
Echantments:
2 Minor curses of annoyance
Artifacts of power:
Conceptual robe of Path, Guide and Restraint: Worn
House of doors:
Food reserves: Sparkly, truly fantastic, and hallucinogenic!
Portal doors
Opulent stone office: lava on floor
Opulent stone office: rug on fire
Followers:
Other:
Driven away
Future Wild Magic: 1 1 5 6 2 4 3 3 2 4
Body:
Muddy
Echantments:
Magical video conference between certain mages
Artifacts of power:
Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying house:
Controlled by magical orbs.
Holographic command room
Kitchen: Little damaged
Kitchen: Sea monster in kitchen
No food
Followers:
Magical mail order wife: Anna
Damn perfect
HOLY CRAP WHAT'S THAT!?
What I have done!?
Earthly golem: Tec.
Made from stone, wood and vines
First Commandment: Protect Anna
??
Other:
Aspiring educator
Too sexy illusions: Angry maid
Golden rings and Failed proposal
Future Wild Magic: 2 2 6 1 5 3 5 3 2 3
Body:
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
A camp:
Food reserves: sausages, cinnamon rolls and huge barrel of orange juice
Grotesque statue of dead mage
Wooden bone throne
One step ladder
Followers:
Other:
Long drinking straw
Future Wild Magic: 4 1 4 3 2 4 4 5 5 4
Body:
Sand in pants
Coated in blood and ink
Light acne
Tattoo of dagger under left eye
Feather eyebrows
Echantments:
Magical video conference between certain mages
Artifacts of power:
Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
10 Balanced spell scrolls
Calin's Shredder
Heartbane
Scroll of Healing [6]
Potion of Firebreath [6]
Ancient tower:
Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
Hidden gate
Simple boulder sentinel
Few simple golems
Siege engines
Silly face carriage
Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr
Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
Grid of miniature suns
Ward of Ingorane: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
Enemy inside
The Forest: Two huge broken stone ARMs
The Forest: On fire
Followers:
Other:
Lots of maps
Empty paper sheets
Owner of Calin's severed arm
Future Wild Magic: 4 5 2 2 4 1 2 5 5 3
Body:
Echantments:
Magical video conference between certain mages
Artifacts of power:
The Fortress:
Carved in mountain
Long abandonded
Signs of cataclysm
My halls smells of rich mystery
Functional
Main hall
Ornate skylight
Followers:
New species: Laudata
5,4
Firstborn
Other:
Well prepared for travel
Quest for godhood: Creator of new species
Small Favours: Possibly incoming
Glimpse of magic
Redefined topography
Six tents
Few supply crates
Inhabitants:
Many dead peasants
15+ living and dressed peasants
Permanently Area-Bound Extraplaner Chaos beings of Assistance
Enchantment:
Artifacts of power:
Advanced Antimagic Warfare Sentinel Model XI
Target found: crazyabe