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[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Well, I hear they're having a nice sale of these phones. I dunno about plunderin' it, though, considering the guy who owns it....

....well, the last guy who tried to rob him ended up found in a septic tank and had to be taken into the hospital because he kept gibbering about tentacles."

[TCM]

"Then instead of invasion, do you think some cannon fire until he surrendered would work?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Well, the guy had a tank, so I don't think so. You could TRY and BUY a phone! Like a person who likes living?"

[TCM]

Befuddled, Grimm looks at Alanis's phone and then back to Yuri. "Magic books for sale? Surely they must cost half a ship!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"About fifty credits a pop if I know the man. Normally he sells them for about a hundred."

[Sanure]

"Yuri, I'll ask again in case you didn't hear me, did my order arrive?" The mysterious man is only smiling.

[SOLDIER First]

"No shit?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Yuri, I'll ask again in case you didn't hear me, did my order arrive?" The mysterious man is only smiling.

Yuri nods.
you are unworthy of my time, slave, get on your knees and kiss my feet, miss heller needs a new footstool"Just ask Miss Totaka for it."
"No, really."

[SOLDIER First]

lionan violently defenestrates the mysterious man and obeys
"Huh.
...Mind telling me what the worst was?"

[Empiricist]

Watching the commotion, Matsumuto just shakes his head in exasperation before reverting his gaze to his phone, there was a damn lot for him to catch up on. Frameworks that he knew, but still missing their details, several hundred years of advancement to learn properly, rather than just discussed in passing.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"It involved some wannabe terrorist trying to hold the waitress in a wheelchair hostage. I think it was the one time that Yuri guy actually lost his temper.

That terrorist was never seen again."

[TheBiggerFish]

Alan, meanwhile, realizes he has been making apologetic gestures to an empty patch of space for the last five minutes and starts blushing furiously before returning to his seat.

[Lermfish]

Logica sighs before leaning back in her chair.

"Well, I'd say that episode a few minutes ago was the height of the day. Is anyone going to fight or allow me to map their genome? I'm bored."

[TheBiggerFish]

"I'm informed there's a gym nearby."

[SOLDIER First]

"It involved some wannabe terrorist trying to hold the waitress in a wheelchair hostage. I think it was the one time that Yuri guy actually lost his temper.

That terrorist was never seen again."

"Just the girl in the wheelchair? Weakass terrorist..
Who's Yuri?"