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[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Well, I could debate the finer points of the law, free speech and how it differs from hate speech with you, which I have studied at great length, sir, or I could call the police, right now, and call them on someone for trespassing on private property after having been evicted, sir."

[Twinwolf]

"I don't know what a Nazi is, but it sounds like the kind of thing that doesn't apply to everyone of an ethnicity."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Ah, there we go!  Don't see you later!"

Alanis opens a wormhole underneath Jerry that leads to the interior of the nearest septic tank.

[SOLDIER First]

"..........If even a quarter of the city acts even half this stupid I think I'll seek assisted suicide instead of living here. Holy shit."

[TCM]

Jerry disappears down the wormhole.
Captain Grimm rubs his chin. "What sort of strange beast was that thing anyhow?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Jerry is...Jerry."

Alanis closes the wormhole and opens Jerry's page on the Undertale wiki.

"Also, he's this guy."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Not even the worst the owner's had to deal with."
Yuri turns to Alanis, smiling.
".....in future, please allow me to deal with such disputes. It allows me to prevent myself from having to deal with lawsuits, yes?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Of course."

[SOLDIER First]

"No shit?"

[TCM]

Captain Grimm stares at Alanis's phone, more interested in the device than what's displayed on the screen. "What in Long John's name is this? Some sort of magic book?"

Roba Tron chimes in, "CAREFUL SIR. IT MIGHT BE A MALICIOUS ROBOT."

[TheBiggerFish]

"No robot.  Yes technology, though.

But yes, sort of a magic book.


...I am so happy I got to dump Jerry in a septic tank..."

[TCM]

"What far off land did you venture to acquire such treasure?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"The far off land of the mystical phone shop two doors down from here."

[TCM]

Captain Grimm rubs his palms together. "And is this shop in need of a good plunderin'?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"I think you have the direction of plundering wrong."