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[TheBiggerFish]

"May I do the honors?  Is there some nearby septic tank I can dunk him in?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Sir, if you are causing trouble, I may evict you from my premises right now."

[TCM]

Jerry looks exasperated. "What are you talking about?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"We are not having 'a fun'."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yuri's voice doesn't rise. Or indeed, change at all from its usual pleasant, polite tone.
"Sir- and this goes for anyone drawing weapons and causing trouble- I will reiterate. IF I catch wind of you causing trouble here, I will evict you from my premises. Am I clear?"

[TCM]

"If you want to hear about trouble, let's talk about this chick right here. She asked why I even exist. I mean really? I can't chill at the local cafe without being threatened?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I referred to all of you. And was it not you who, I quote, said something about 'Nazi losers'?"

[TCM]

"Yeah man! Nazis are losers."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"To a Japanese man. Or one of similar descent."

[TCM]

"You can't just change the past you know."

[TheBiggerFish]

"May I pleeeeease dump him in a septic tank now?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"You can't just change the past you know."

"Neither will jingoism.

Please, sir, leave my premises. Discrimination will not be tolerated here."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

[TCM]

"Oh, I guess free speech stops at the boundaries of your door. Why don't you put up a 'Political Correctness Only' sign up somewhere?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Actually, as he isn't the government, it does, so long as it isn't discriminatory under anti-discrimination laws.  Assuming we're even under US jurisdiction."