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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 110894 times)

sofanthiel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2205 on: September 07, 2023, 04:22:47 am »

Floor 2262

This floor is a colossal, luxurious palace with an intricately decorated golden throne in the middle that an elderly Nigerian prince sits upon, interfacing with an old IBM ThinkPad on his lap.  He knows that his days are numbered, and, as he has no living descendants, he decided to do one last act of charity by selecting a single lucky individual that will inherit all of the monarch's wealth upon his passing.  Unfortunately, he is unable to find anyone willing to pay the small shipping fee of $1000.
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I forgot my love of rolling down the hill on the lawn.
I never noticed it until it was gone.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2206 on: September 07, 2023, 04:26:58 am »

Floor 2263

This floor contains a typical shopping mall. There is nothing special about it.

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« Reply #2207 on: September 07, 2023, 03:41:05 pm »

Floor 2264

This floor contains an expansive parking lot stretching off into the horizon in all directions (except up and down, of course).
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« Reply #2208 on: September 07, 2023, 11:36:05 pm »

Floor 2178

This floor is a lounge filled with people who are very bad at counting.
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« Reply #2209 on: September 08, 2023, 12:30:02 am »

Floor 2166

This floor has some people who actually checked what floor they were on, based upon what numbering errors happened over the last hundred floors, or so (but 'allowed' a couple of merely repeated floors to stand, and a 0.5 floor). They actually  think that the true floor from the very bottom should maybe be 2210, but they think it's too much hassle to fully audit tHe entire tower so far to rule out null-spaces along the way.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2210 on: September 08, 2023, 12:49:36 am »

fLoOr 2167

tHiS fLoOr iS fUlL oF pEOpLe wHo cApItAlIzE EvErY oThEr LeTtEr oF eVeRy wOrD tHeY sAy.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2211 on: September 08, 2023, 01:27:07 am »

FLOOR 2168

CAPSLOCK DAY IS EVERYDAY ON THIS FLOOR!

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2212 on: September 08, 2023, 02:39:53 am »

ғʟᴏᴏʀ 2169

ᴛʜɪs ғʟᴏᴏʀ ɪs sᴍᴀʟʟᴄᴀᴘs ғʟᴏᴏʀ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴ ᴏᴄᴄᴀsɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʜɪɴᴛ ᴏғ ʀEVERSE-ᴄAMELᴄASE...
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« Reply #2213 on: September 08, 2023, 03:00:32 am »

Floor 2170

This floor is home to people who type normally.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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sofanthiel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2214 on: September 08, 2023, 06:59:09 am »

Table 2171

A classroom full of aliens that can interact with the old Google brain factory. Unfortunately the chip did not work. It is impossible to understand everything now.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2023, 01:25:00 pm by sofanthiel »
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2215 on: September 08, 2023, 12:13:32 pm »

Floor 2172

This floor houses a deborgification device. Any cyborg that finds themselves on this floor will be stripped of their cybernetics and have the original organs grown in by the device.
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2216 on: September 09, 2023, 02:46:07 am »

Floor 2173

This floor is hosting an orgy.  All visitors will be asked to remove their clothes upon entering.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2217 on: September 09, 2023, 03:24:42 am »

Floor 2174

This floor houses Castle Anthrax, which is full of maidens waiting for someone to come and give them a spanking.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2218 on: September 10, 2023, 01:10:07 am »

Floor 2175

This floor things of an unspeakable nature, and things no one has ever wanted to see, but it's all on display here as this floor is completely made of glass.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2219 on: September 10, 2023, 02:36:53 am »

Floor 2176

This floor is otherwise a completely normal apartment complex, except that the floor is glass. All the residents have gone insane after seeing the things on the floor below.
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