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[Starver]

Floor 2384

What this floor desires is a funnier description.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 2385

This floor is filled with graffiti containing snide remarks poking fun at the descriptions of the floors below.

[King Zultan]

Floor 2386

This floor is home to an old man who's very angry about how people have been graffiting the floor below.

[Mathel]

Floor 2387

This place is the home of an even older man, who remembers how his son, who lives one floor below him, spraypainted all the cats in their hometown green.

[Starver]

Floor 2388

A floor full of green kittens. Lamarckism, huh!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 2389

A floor full of green leprechauns.  Limerickism, huh!

[Starver]

Floor Two-Three-Ninety:
Colorless green ideas?
Huh, its a haiku!

[King Zultan]

Floor 2391

This floor is home to a master haiku writer who is constantly creating clever new haikus.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 2392

This floor is home to a master hacker who is attempting to break into the computers of the master haiku writer below.

[Mathel]

Floor 2393

This floor is the home of a blacksmith, who keeps trying to sell axes to the hacker below.

[King Zultan]

Floor 2394

This floor is home to a lumber jack that needs a new axe but the blacksmith below wont sell him one so the forest here has become overgrown.

[Uthimienure]

Floor 2395

A group of elves live here. They snuck down to 2393 and influenced the blacksmith, who is now a tree-hugger.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 2396

This floor contains a human tavern.  A party of dwarves have stopped here on their way to complete a mission to raze the floor below.

[King Zultan]

Floor 2397

This floor is home to a massive dwarven fortress who's entrance is covered in vomit and the blood of their enemies as is the tradition of such places.