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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 110901 times)

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2190 on: September 02, 2023, 05:16:21 am »

Floor 2247

There are sick German delivery guys here, trying to get back to Germany.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2191 on: September 03, 2023, 04:58:33 pm »

Floor 2248

This floor contains a German border checkpoint.  It is currently backed up with people trying to get in.  Estimated wait time is two hours.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2192 on: September 04, 2023, 01:55:23 am »

Floor 2249

This floor contains a French cafeteria full of French who mock people trying to get through the checkpoint on the floor below.

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« Reply #2193 on: September 04, 2023, 03:36:49 am »

Floor 2250

This floor contains the baguette and wine storage for the French cafeteria below.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2194 on: September 04, 2023, 05:21:33 am »

Floor 2251

Cheeses. Many kinds.
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« Reply #2195 on: September 04, 2023, 09:17:29 pm »

Floor 2252

You’ll need to resort to cheese if you want to make it through this floor.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2196 on: September 04, 2023, 09:18:35 pm »

Floor 2253

Contains a variety of anticheese mechanisms. Fortunately, they don't work on Floor 2252.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2197 on: September 05, 2023, 01:24:48 am »

Floor 2254

This floor is a stinking filthy mess. The rooms are strewn with bits of bones, trash and feces. There is a hefty smell of musk in the air. It is a den of skaven, but they are not currently here for they have left and followed the smell of cheese coming from somewhere below.

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« Reply #2198 on: September 05, 2023, 02:25:29 am »

Floor 2255

This floor is clean and tidy, and it's home to prim and proper rat men that wear suits and smoke pipes like proper gentlemen, they are disgusted by the horrid creatures on the floor below and refuse to have anything to do with them.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2199 on: September 05, 2023, 07:18:33 pm »

Floor 2256

This floor contains a colony of cats who are preparing to invade the two floors below.
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brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2200 on: September 06, 2023, 01:38:29 am »

Floor 2257

Ancient Egyptians live in this floor. They worship the divine beings living in the floor below and empty their litter boxes gleefully.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2201 on: September 06, 2023, 03:28:44 am »

Floor 2258

This floor houses several pyramids that house dead Egyptians from the floor below.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2202 on: September 06, 2023, 08:57:17 am »

Floor 2259

This floor is dedicated to pyramid schemes of modern egyptians.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2203 on: September 06, 2023, 03:54:34 pm »

Floor 2260

This floor is a call center run by scammers.
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« Reply #2204 on: September 07, 2023, 03:52:07 am »

Floor 2261

This floor is a room filled with people on computers that are sending out emails from Nigerian Princes that promise lots of money to the receiver if the receiver gives them some money first.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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