(Kamikaze into the mouth of the volcano.)
Right, so you turn the plane into suicidal dive into the caldera. Your minions who you brought with you are too attached to their lives so they rebel and try to stop you.
3. Your suicide landing is turned into non-lethal crash landing. Everybody suffers some minor lacerations but nobody died, somehow. The jet won't fly again, however.
Fine then. Put in earplugs. Then ponder Zalgo again.
5. You fish top quality earplugs from your pocket and start thinking. Zalgo starts singing the song that ends Earth. Sky darkens.
"Ą̘̮̳̳͖̼̞̆́ṽ̰̝̝͟͡ͅe̖̪̰͕̥̤̥̬͆̏̇̄͘͢ ̵̟̘̬̖͉̬̮̂ͬ̑͐͑̽͗ͅm̦͎̠̻̭͇̼̬͐ͮͤͮ̎̌̅͛͞a̺͚̻͈̲̥͍̦͊̃ͥr̸̘̱̦͔͈͙̋ͮͯ̊͂ͮ͑͂͘i͉͎͈̻̇ͩ͒̍a̷̢̢̙̣̙̘̮ͬ͂ͮ͑̔̎ͣ̇ả̻͍͙̭̬͈ͯ̀ͧą͔̬͐ͩ̆̽̚͡͝a̙ͫ̓ͨ̀a̼̹͖̜̰͔̱͑ͦ́͟ͅa̻̫̙̟̗̟̻ͥ͊̒̓́̔̔͊a̵̠̠̳̾̓̒ͭ̀̍ä͐̌̈́̆҉͙̭̜̰̱͕̯aͭ̍̏̎ͧ҉̪̯̩ą̥͉̩̟̱͋ͥ͗͑͂̐͞a̷̷̤̩̦̖̠̤ͧͦ"Song stops abruptly and sky returns to it normal state. On place of Zalgo is a small pool of red liquid and glowing Master's symbol.
No ending Earth yet.((Come to think of it, I don't think I put the gloves on.))
Pay the officers for their help with a shower of insults.
Well, in that case your handcuffs are golden now. As is the officer who put them on you.
1. You talk about their competence, appearance of their mothers, daughters and wives, how fast they found you and generally try to make them as angry as possible. But for some reason they don't get angry. Instead they smile and laugh, thanking you for your praise. They must be crazy...
Now that they have figured you have Midas Touch, they quite carefully carry you into their patrol car and have your arms tied up behind you in such manner that you can't move them at all. It's time to ride back to the city.
Split all 2s.
[reverse_psy]Make my solders hate me more![/reverse_psy]
3+1. You crack a bunch of crass jokes about soldier profession. It seems to hit their sense of dark humor quite well.
Do nothing. Split final 3.
You twiddle your thumbs and foresee more bad future.
TheBiggerFish:
Rolls: 3 4 1 3 3 1 1 1
POWER: Chaos Sorcerer
LOCATION: Headquarters outdoors parking lot, now badly ruined
Salsacookies:
Rolls: 2 2 1 1 1 1 4
QUEST: Cause global anarchy
ITEM: Lighter
ITEM: Crashed private jet
ENEMY: 2 chemists and engineers. Have total non-interference policy regarding Master's plans.
LOCATION: At nearest volcano.
crazyabe:
Rolls: 3 1 6 6 1 5 1 6 1 2
ITEM: French fries
ITEM: Private jet
SKILL: Master's Degree in Reverse Psychology (+1)
MINION: 5 man squad of good soldiers, possibly not loyal anymore.
LOCATION: Outside, in private jet
Whisperling:
Rolls: 3 3 1 2 1 4 1 6
POWER: Midas Touch
POWER: Very weak earth mage.
ITEM: Golden gloves
ITEM: Golden handcuffs.
LOCATION: Out of the City, in police patrol car.
STATUS: Arrested
WANTED FOR NUMBER OF TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS, THEFT, VANDALISM AND MAGICAL MANSLAUGHTER * 2
Elephant Parade:
Rolls: 1 1 1 2 6 6 6 1 2
POWER: Sorcerer
LOCATION: Some city somewhere.
Waiters:
Dustan Hache
Nunzillor
Nakéen
Rules:
- Roll for your action is picked from your roll queue, using the leftmost number first. When a roll is used in this way, you automatically gain another to keep length of queue same.
- You can pick any roll at anytime, but will lose the dice permanently from your queue. So every free pick is one die less in your queue.
- Supernatural and impossible feats can be performed only by picking die with 5. Next roll determines its quality.
- More dice can be gained by splitting a die that's not 1 or 6. Lowest number takes place of the split dice and the other goes to end of the queue