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Elephant Parade

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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #150 on: February 09, 2016, 06:56:06 pm »

Seriously? My 4 was hijacked? I was going to use that to leave the mess hall!

Grab 5; escape the Master's territory before the misfortunepocalypse can start.

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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #151 on: February 09, 2016, 10:03:32 pm »

((Well, there are ways to negate 1s...))
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #152 on: February 09, 2016, 10:49:30 pm »

Waitlist please good sir ! (if possible)
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #153 on: February 10, 2016, 03:17:51 am »

Grab a four. Drop a large bomb into the volcano
No magicing high explosives into existance without actual magic. And this plane is a privete jet meant to transport VIPs into other locations, it's not a bomber. I'll save you that four so you can go find the bomb somewhere.

Jump up and down.

Actually grab 6 and get away from the nearest volcano.
6. Seems like a valid idea. The volcano is around 50 km away so you are already in so called Safe Zone and there's a bit of mountains between you and the volcano. But adding any distance between you and your crazy colleagues is always a good idea. Back in the car you go, push the pedal to metal and ignore large number of traffic regulations (such as speed limit, traffic lights, no passing...), bump into other slow cars to make them give you space. Half hour later you are still on run, but your car has lost its side mirrors and every surface is more or less dented and paint scratched off. And some car gang is after you, flashing blue and red lights.

[no action yet] [but possibly earplugs are in order]
You know about Zalgo's seventh mouth and its song?

Grab 6: Run For the Hills Before He can react Some more!
6. Right. You run down to the metro station and hijack it. Your drive it to the airstrip and hijack one private jet that is about to leave the base (after kicking out the VIP, which your soldier buddies do very reluctantly) and take off. Now he can't do anymore reacting.

Seriously? My 4 was hijacked? I was going to use that to leave the mess hall!

Grab 5; escape the Master's territory before the misfortunepocalypse can start.

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5. Technically the entire planet is Master's territory, even if nobody outside of headquarters knows it. But officially accepted territory is basically just this headquarters and few square kilometers of land around it, so all you need to do is to get into the city nearby, though some other city would probably be better. Teleport should do the trick. *magical pop* And there you are. Somewhere in some city. Doesn't seem very big one.

Next grab both 2 and 3 and then you have the official Xantalos dice.

Waitlist please good sir ! (if possible)
Indeed, my good Sir, waitlisting is possible. I offer my apologies for being unable to foresee the day when your turn comes, but that may be closer than anyone expects.




TheBiggerFish:
  Rolls: 5 3 4 1 3 3 1 1
  QUEST: Paint walls with Zalgo's brain
  POWER: Chaos Sorcerer
  ENEMY: Zalgo?
  LOCATION: Headquarters outdoors parking lot, now badly ruined
 
Salsacookies:
  Rolls: 3 2 4 2 1 1 1 1
  QUEST: Cause global anarchy
  ITEM: Lighter
  ITEM: Private jet
  MINION: 2 chemists and engineers. Have total non-interference policy regarding Master's plans.
  LOCATION: Private jet, going to nearest volcano
 
crazyabe:
  Rolls: 2 3 3 2 6 6 1 5
  ITEM: French fries
  ITEM: Private jet
  SKILL: Master's Degree in Reverse Psychology
  MINION: 5 man squad of good soldiers, possibly not loyal anymore.
  LOCATION: Outside, in private jet
 
Whisperling:
  Rolls: 1 1 3 3 1 2 1 4
  POWER: Midas Touch
  POWER: Very weak earth mage.
  ITEM: Possibly stolen car (golden door and steering wheel), damaged exterior
  ITEM: Golden gloves
  LOCATION: Out of the City
  WANTED FOR NUMBER OF TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS, THEFT, VANDALISM AND MAGICAL MANSLAUGHTER
 
Elephant Parade:
  Rolls: 1 1 1 2 6 6 6 3
  POWER: Sorcerer
  LOCATION: Some city somewhere.
 
Waiters:
  Dustan Hache
  Nunzillor
  Nakéen

Rules:
  • Roll for your action is picked from your roll queue, using the leftmost number first. When a roll is used in this way, you automatically gain another to keep length of queue same.
  • You can pick any roll at anytime, but will lose the dice permanently from your queue. So every free pick is one die less in your queue.
  • Supernatural and impossible feats can be performed only by picking die with 5. Next roll determines its quality.
  • More dice can be gained by splitting a die that's not 1 or 6. Lowest number takes place of the split dice and the other goes to end of the queue
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #154 on: February 10, 2016, 03:44:36 am »

Indeed, my good Sir, waitlisting is possible. I offer my apologies for being unable to foresee the day when your turn comes, but that may be closer than anyone expects.

Thank you, I shall be patient. After all the Dice, It, never wait.
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #155 on: February 10, 2016, 05:41:52 am »

(Okay, back to my original plan)
Use my four to hijack the plane and fly it into the volcano mouth.
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #156 on: February 10, 2016, 05:42:48 am »

[no action yet] [but possibly earplugs are in order]
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #157 on: February 10, 2016, 07:08:05 am »

Split the first two: [reverse_psy]Make my men hate me more![/reverse_psy]

that should work!
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #158 on: February 10, 2016, 07:34:44 am »

Don't get arrested.
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #159 on: February 10, 2016, 03:04:50 pm »

(Okay, back to my original plan)
Use my four to hijack the plane and fly it into the volcano mouth.
Like kamikaze landing or...?
4. Anyway, you succeed on that, specify details later.

[no action yet] [but possibly earplugs are in order]
[no turn yet][but possibly end of world is coming]

Don't be vague.

Split the first two: [reverse_psy]Make my men hate me more![/reverse_psy]

that should work!
1+1. You speak of confusing things. Your men are confused. They don't understand what you are trying to do.



Don't get arrested.
1. Oh there goes your front wheels. And steering. Good thing you have your safety belt on, because after few rather bad rolls the car ends upside down. Nice policemen helpfully pull you out and put you on cuffs. Did you ever wore those gloves you bought/stole?



TheBiggerFish:
  Rolls: 5 3 4 1 3 3 1 1
  QUEST: Paint walls with Zalgo's brain
  POWER: Chaos Sorcerer
  ENEMY: Zalgo?
  LOCATION: Headquarters outdoors parking lot, now badly ruined
 
Salsacookies:
  Rolls: 3 2 2 1 1 1 1
  QUEST: Cause global anarchy
  ITEM: Lighter
  ITEM: Private jet
  MINION: 2 chemists and engineers. Have total non-interference policy regarding Master's plans.
  LOCATION: Private jet, at nearest volcano. Possibly kamikazed.
 
crazyabe:
  Rolls: 3 3 2 6 6 1 5 1 6
  ITEM: French fries
  ITEM: Private jet
  SKILL: Master's Degree in Reverse Psychology (+1)
  MINION: 5 man squad of good soldiers, possibly not loyal anymore.
  LOCATION: Outside, in private jet
 
Whisperling:
  Rolls: 1 3 3 1 2 1 4 1
  POWER: Midas Touch
  POWER: Very weak earth mage.
  ITEM: Golden gloves
  LOCATION: Out of the City
  STATUS: Arrested
  WANTED FOR NUMBER OF TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS, THEFT, VANDALISM AND MAGICAL MANSLAUGHTER
 
Elephant Parade:
  Rolls: 1 1 1 2 6 6 6 3
  POWER: Sorcerer
  LOCATION: Some city somewhere.
 
Waiters:
  Dustan Hache
  Nunzillor
  Nakéen

Rules:
  • Roll for your action is picked from your roll queue, using the leftmost number first. When a roll is used in this way, you automatically gain another to keep length of queue same.
  • You can pick any roll at anytime, but will lose the dice permanently from your queue. So every free pick is one die less in your queue.
  • Supernatural and impossible feats can be performed only by picking die with 5. Next roll determines its quality.
  • More dice can be gained by splitting a die that's not 1 or 6. Lowest number takes place of the split dice and the other goes to end of the queue
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Salsacookies

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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #160 on: February 10, 2016, 03:06:15 pm »

(Kamikaze into the mouth of the volcano.)
« Last Edit: February 10, 2016, 03:08:45 pm by Salsacookies »
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #161 on: February 10, 2016, 03:27:54 pm »

Fine then.  Put in earplugs.  Then ponder Zalgo again.
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #162 on: February 10, 2016, 03:47:10 pm »

((Come to think of it, I don't think I put the gloves on.))


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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #163 on: February 10, 2016, 04:46:18 pm »

Split all 2s.
[reverse_psy]Make my solders hate me more![/reverse_psy]
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #164 on: February 10, 2016, 07:09:19 pm »

Do nothing. Split final 3.
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