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[crazyabe]

ERROR Appears And Casts "ERASE Magic From Existence".

[Coolrune206]

James Sedgewick, in his pained fury, casts "Expunge Mage Ozz!"

Nope, crazyabe C:

[ATHATH]

Use my newfound omniscience to instantly discover what we must do to complete the quest, and exactly how to do it. Also, use my omniscience to see what the latest celebrity couples are. I heard that elf king in the forest-home was looking interested in the elf queen of the mountainhomes (Long story!).

Suggestion: use your omniscence to find out all of the available ways to give yourself omnipotence and/or extend  your omniscience.

Skip my turn.

[Sarrak]

Gronk the Troll achieves immortality!

((Word was nearly used by Andres, yet he was dead by this point.))

[Andres]

Continue being dead.

[chokepoint]

James Sedgewick Under the effects of his omniscience spell instantly discovers that the ancient rite Teskireloth has performed must be undone with magic (or other creative means) to accopmplish the quest. He also discovers that he is a secret elf-lover and probable elf-fondler. He finds out the ways to give himself omnipotence and/or extend  his omniscience is to use similes and extend spells.[1]

Dimly Wizard, the stupidest of the Wizard brothers arrives on the scene and wonders what is going on.

Baldaron is getting angry ! He casts Negate crushing force! But then his ribs break and he has gone without air for too long. He is smothered to death. [2]

ERROR Appears And Casts "ERASE Magic From Existence" Next turn no one can cast a spell.[4]

Evil!Whimsy Skips his turn. [5]

Gronk the Troll achieves immortality! Next turn he cannot be killed but then it wears off after that. [4]

Henry the Best Continues being dead.

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Automatic Success

Baladron's ribs suddenly collapse and the life goes out of him. There is no more labored breathing. But the evil laughter continues.

[Nakéen]

Mini-Baldaron the Chestburster bursts out of Baldaron's death body !
"BWAHAHA, FINALLY FREE !"
He casts kick Teskileroth in the nuts to take him out of his trance ! ((and because there is no magic, he actually kicks Teskileroth the good old way))

[Coolrune206]

James Sedgewick punches the shit out of "ERROR".

[Elephant Parade]

Dimly Wizard tries to cast a spell anyway.

[crazyabe]

ERROR Attempts Assault on Teskireloth.

[chokepoint]

Just to clarify, no spells can be cast this turn due to crazyabes spell the previous turn in case anyone wants to revise their action.

ERROR Appears And Casts "ERASE Magic From Existence".

[Sarrak]

Gronk the Troll tries to reach the main site of action, not caring about means since he is immortal for now.

[ATHATH]

Evil!Flimsy pins his brother.

[chokepoint]

Mini-Baldaron the Chestburster bursts out of Baldaron and kicks Teskileroth in the nuts. The seated Teskireloth busy in his task has no chance to defend himself. the strike burries Mini's foot deep within the groin in a sickening fashion. There is not a hint of reaction from the old man, not even a slight change in facial expression. [3]

James Sedgewick punches the shit out of "ERROR". There are sickening noises as his fist beat into ERROR's face. Then his opponent falls backward, senseless and there is a final crack as his head rebounds off the dungeon floor. ERROR is beaten to a bloody pulp. [5]

ERROR Attempts an assault on Teskireloth but is sucker-punched and dropped in a brutal fist fight by James Sedgewick his nose is broken and his eyes are swollen shut.[1]

Dimly Wizard tries to cast a spell anyway but is tackled to the floor by Evil!Flimsy, he bites on his tongue as he hits the ground and the severed part sails off in an arc. [1]

Evil!Flimsy pins his brother to the cold dungeon floor, but suddenly he feels claws in his back cutting through his clothes and into his flesh. His entire bodyweight is lifted into the air and hurled back to the floor with incredible foce. [1]

Gronk the Troll reaches the sanctum of Teskireloth.[3]

Magic returns to normal next turn

[Whisperling]

Rouse Teskireloth.