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[King Zultan]

I remember that some kid got named ampersand and another named blanket.

Sorry, it still has to pass the Swedish Customs Service name permission department, which has to approve of all given names.

I would not pay for your service unless you offered a Customs Service Approval guarantee for your keyboard mashes

With some tweaking my keyboard mashes can conform to their requirements....     probably.

[TD1]

If you edit it into order.... is it still a keyboard mash?

[King Zultan]

If people can do it with AI generated stuff and get away with it, than I can do the same with keyboard bashed names.

[hector13]

There’s the whole infinite monkeys and typewriters and Shakespeare thing.

I’m.l not sure the world needs infinite Zultan’s though. I’m pretty sure he’s the bad guy in Hawk The Slayer.

[Akura]

It's 15°F, with a wind chill going below 0. My walls and especially floor have shit for insulation - sadly not literal as that would actually probably make good insulation, and my radiator isn't working. Possibly because the living room(where the thermostat is) is at least 60°F.

[hector13]

Sounds like blankets aplenty are needed.

If not you gotta layer up.

[JoshuaFH]

You can try layering on successively bigger layers of big winter coats. That's what I did once, very warm and comfy.

[hector13]

I just bum around in my shorts, like a real man.

I’m so cold I jest I like being cold, much to my wife’s bemusement.

[King Zultan]

There’s the whole infinite monkeys and typewriters and Shakespeare thing.

I’m.l not sure the world needs infinite Zultan’s though. I’m pretty sure he’s the bad guy in Hawk The Slayer.

There can be only one Zultan! Having more than one would cause the world to end. Also apparently the villain from Hawk The Slayer is Vultan, he must be some kind of rip off version of me.

[TD1]

I just bum around in my shorts, like a real man.

I’m so cold I jest I like being cold, much to my wife’s bemusement.

Peak culture is appreciating being dressed warmly in bitterly cold temperatures.

Edit: Also, this was a fun read.

Even if every proton in the observable universe (which is estimated at roughly 1080) were a monkey with a typewriter, typing from the Big Bang until the end of the universe (when protons might no longer exist), they would still need a far greater amount of time – more than three hundred and sixty thousand orders of magnitude longer – to have even a 1 in 10500 chance of success. To put it another way, for a one in a trillion chance of success, there would need to be 10360,641 observable universes made of protonic monkeys

[MrRoboto75]

Edit: Also, this was a fun read.

Even if every proton in the observable universe (which is estimated at roughly 1080) were a monkey with a typewriter, typing from the Big Bang until the end of the universe (when protons might no longer exist), they would still need a far greater amount of time – more than three hundred and sixty thousand orders of magnitude longer – to have even a 1 in 10500 chance of success. To put it another way, for a one in a trillion chance of success, there would need to be 10360,641 observable universes made of protonic monkeys

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?  Stupid cosmic monkeys!

[pisskop]

Youtube's algorithm has stepped up again.  Or maybe they found out how to get around the adblockers.

Im getting spammed with utter crap.  And I'm getting the ad thats supposed to be on the top left of the 'browsing page I set as my default youtube page'.

Please make it stop.  I dont want the garbage they flood me with.  Currently its a bunch of movie clips from the 80s and 90s.  Somebody thinks I have nostalgia.

[Schmaven]

Youtube's algorithm has stepped up again.  Or maybe they found out how to get around the adblockers.
I dont want the garbage they flood me with.

At least being unrelated garbage, you won't be swindled by the ads into buying something you don't need.

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say | it | with | me
anx | i | e | ty

why? who knows! it's here, it's now, it's in your head, and those wires are hot

[martinuzz]

Sigh. Last summer, about 400 refugees had to sleep outside on the grass, because our government couldn't find enough places to shelter them.

Now there's a new problem.
About 500 families that did get their asylum granted are still sleeping in shelters.
The families are too large to find proper accomodation for. They have too many children to fit anywhere in a dutch social rental home. We're not used to people having that many children, except in a few conservative protestant christian villages perhaps, so our housing isn't built for that.